Shmeur

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Now I'm a woman of my word; ain't a coochie that's fatter. Don't compare me to them girls; they drier than Nevada.
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MY eBOOK OUT NOW: https://www.amazon.com/Porcupine-Apocalypse-Devin-Mize-ebook/dp/B06XS67HZV/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1490226014&sr=8-1&keywords=devin+mize

https://open.spotify.com/artist/4aBOre1qbddvF8cncmS2Yo i'm on spotify lol

also itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/de-cei-vin-single/id1278914769

Stickers

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Friends (227)

barbiej33p
hockeygirljojo
Ambien
JamalCurry
Orienteering
kakapo
Nicol
Salcazul
Mehboob
jakerton
 

Questions

deletedalmost 12 years
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
0 cause i just bite it ;]
deletedalmost 12 years
What's your favorite question?
this one lol/
anonymousalmost 12 years
did you know that sgr's name means Esse Gay Ass Raaizer?
wtf ?
b0oty
almost 12 years
if u could get a dog what breed would it be?
i already have a westie and a boston :)
deletedalmost 12 years
are u gay
no i'm str8 as an arrow

Achievements

10 / 30
Janitor
Oxyclean
6 / 15
Deputy
Walker Texas Ranger
6 / 15
Shrink
Psycho-analyst!
6 / 10
Governor
Governator!
5 / 30
Bodyguard
Not On My Watch!

Created Setups

xela
over 9 years
fúck ém
projectmatt
over 9 years
omg you missed out so much!
deletedover 9 years
[5/17/2015 8:21:53 PM] Kelly: maybe it's just uh... fake like because she's gonna be an alien in the performance
[5/17/2015 8:21:55 PM] Kelly: let us pray
[5/17/2015 8:22:02 PM] Jocelyn: ...
[5/17/2015 8:22:03 PM] Jocelyn: chews
[5/17/2015 8:22:06 PM] Kelly: SOME GAGA TIER
[5/17/2015 8:22:09 PM] Kelly: HORN IN SKIN
[5/17/2015 8:22:09 PM] Kelly: SH*T
[5/17/2015 8:22:10 PM] Kelly: IDK
[5/17/2015 8:22:11 PM] Kelly: ;_;
SpiderBoom
over 9 years
sup shimmer
xela
over 9 years
i'm still here just banned
deletedover 9 years
hi i misssed you <3333
deletedover 9 years
delete it fat
Ace
over 9 years
Oh!! I'm guessing your fav is Joey too hehe :)
Ace
over 9 years
Oh no contest, I love Joey! She's literally the coolest. She seems sooo sweet and fun to be around too. Her voice is really unique. But about Jax, she's really sweet?! Like she's sweet but her voice is edgy and awesome?! This season is pretty good I think ^^ I love Harry, lol.
deletedover 9 years
ya fosho, i'll give it a listen after exams! =) thanks dude
Ace
over 9 years
Omg you like American idol too :D Jax is actually from my hometown :D! Everyone here is crazy for her OwO
deletedover 9 years
I'll start watching it just for you! :3 What days does it come on?
deletedover 9 years
I haven't watched AI since season 10, when it started flopping, but I really like the girl in your video! :O
urFEAR
over 9 years
+karma
deletedalmost 10 years
Me like!!!
deletedalmost 10 years
everyone is dumb.
deletedalmost 10 years
canadian probs: http://puu.sh/gQ0xG/5de1848a45.png
deletedalmost 10 years
GET IT LIT WITHOUT A LIGHTER
deletedalmost 10 years
the video's down =\
Rochey
almost 10 years
Thank you;) I spent the entire day in work but I appreciate it anyway<3