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I am Golbolco. This is my dedicated spam thread where I post about things I consider important and speak to people in a public forum.

PERSONA DRAMATIS

I am a very super famous person on an online mafia simulator. My accolades are numerous, but I'm best known for my Golbultima setups, my news tabloid the Daily Drama Report (the concept for which I appropriated from Christopherzilla and deserve no credit for), and usurping Kenny as Sandbox owner in February of 2016.

I like to make roles and come up with new mechanics or items to potentially be implemented by Lucid into EpicMafia. I am also Lucid's official role mod.

Golbultima is a closed-roles, all-roles setup series I made in November of 2015 as an experiment. I do not and did not intend to troll people with it, I just wanted to see how it would play and if the roles had any kind of innate probability over other roles.

Daily Drama Report is a thread wherein I and anyone else who wants to join in can report on the latest happenings on the website or the "politics" therein. It also accepts posts of people being petty and causing problems for the sake of causing problems. Link: https://epicmafia.com/topic/76403

Golbamania is a mass expose/callout event named after Hulkamania, WWE wrestler Hulk Hogan's catchphrase whenever he challenged another wrestler. Ideally, Golbamania should never happen but sometimes people act inappropriate.

Likes and Interests

Star Wars is a space fantasy opera franchise created by George Lucas and currently owned by the Walt Disney Company. I liked Star Wars before it was coolâ„¢.

Culinary art is the art of preparing, cooking and presenting food. As an alum of Whataburger University, I consider it one of my greatest skills.

EpicMafia is an online party game simulator created by Phillip "Lucidrains" Wang. It's a good website.

English Bulldogs are adorable.

In this thread, you can:

  • Talk to me
  • Ask me anything
  • Ask for an opinion/thoughts on yourself or something/someone
  • Ask for something from me
  • Challenge/debate me or my actions/beliefs
  • Criticize me
  • Suggest things for me to do
  • Ask for a rating
  • Ask me about roles/website stuff
Thrackan Sal-Solo
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Thrackan Sal-Solo was a Human male who was the son of Randil Sal and Tiion Sal-Solo and the first cousin of Han Solo. He was a few years older than Han and bore a striking resemblance to his cousin.
Favorite food?
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Golburgers
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French fries
8
Calamari
5
Malt shakes
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Crab
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Fried zucchini
4
Crispy bacon
3
Peanut butter
1
Soda bread
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Chewy bacon
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You've been lost in the woods for 3 months surviving off tree bark and squirrels. One day you spot a deer and it spots you. The deer comes over to you and bows its head. what do
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Golbolco says


nightmarePhantom says

have I asked for an opinion already? if not please do me


You're a pretty cool guy and you're good at Mafia, but you haven't been on as much as you used to. Good to see your return!


ooooh, I feel astonished you think I'm a good mafia player, thanks
and yeah, sometimes I just get busy with something and forget EM exists :T
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nightmarePhantom says

have I asked for an opinion already? if not please do me


You're a pretty cool guy and you're good at Mafia, but you haven't been on as much as you used to. Good to see your return!
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have I asked for an opinion already? if not please do me
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Golbolco says


baabaa says

2nd opinion


.hguoht ,sdneirf tnecer etirovaf ym fo eno yletinifed er'uoY .etuc yrev era peehs oslA .doog si hcihw ,ylsuoires oot sgniht ekat t'nod uoy dna hguoht looc ytterp er'uoy kniht I .aabaaB ,dluohs I sa llew sa uoy wonk t'nod I


thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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baabaa says

2nd opinion


.hguoht ,sdneirf tnecer etirovaf ym fo eno yletinifed er'uoY .etuc yrev era peehs oslA .doog si hcihw ,ylsuoires oot sgniht ekat t'nod uoy dna hguoht looc ytterp er'uoy kniht I .aabaaB ,dluohs I sa llew sa uoy wonk t'nod I
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2nd opinion
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Warlock1268 says

Oh nvm I'm dumb you already did


Sounds like your memory is going, are you sure you're not INSANE?
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Oh nvm I'm dumb you already did
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opinion me you CRAZY user
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nightmarePhantom says

hello golb, how are you feeling this sunday?


Pretty good, had a big breakfast and now I'm working out a plot to #CrackTheClique on mafia. I've also been getting a lot of work done recently, so that's cool. How are you?
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hello golb, how are you feeling this sunday?
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I've just discovered something terrible about the site mod team.

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Herredy says

Thoughts on deleted EpicMafia users Lemon and Kaworu? :3


I like both of them and wish they would come back. I think SnowyB has Lemon's skype and I know I have Kaworu's, but we don't talk much.
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Entil says

Would love an opinion, not because I care about golb opinions but because I'm curious what stereotypical person/object/quote I will be linked to. In b4 invisible man cause I have no stereotypes.


You're a pretty cool guy, Entil, though I don't think we've extensively talked. We've definitely seen each other around enough for you to develop a distaste for my setup (and I don't blame you.)

Stereotypical person: definitely an armchair scientist living out in Nevada or the Four Corners somewhere. Weird goth chick girlfriend and alien-themed desk lamp included.
Object: A pizza box, because when you open only good things can be in store.
Quote: "Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas?" -Joseph Stalin
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Thoughts on deleted EpicMafia users Lemon and Kaworu? :3
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desta says

have i asked for an opinion yet here? if yes and if no can i have one


You did not.

I like you, Desta. You're friendly with people and are pretty chill. We don't actually talk that much but when we do you're pretty cool. Hopefully family Funkhouse and the Golbamaniacs will prosper for years to come.
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You can put me down as a shadow golbmaniac
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talk to you
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Would love an opinion, not because I care about golb opinions but because I'm curious what stereotypical person/object/quote I will be linked to. In b4 invisible man cause I have no stereotypes.
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ok
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have i asked for an opinion yet here? if yes and if no can i have one
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I'm posting Ohdearmycatisgone's great lobby wall meme here for archival purposes:

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Stove says

opinion about deleted user cabinets


Rest in peace, we hardly knew ye.


Kenny says

thoughts on epicmafia user kenny


Honestly, I don't know you well enough to comment, Kenny, but you seem like an okay enough guy.
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thoughts on epicmafia user kenny