I am Golbolco. This is my dedicated spam thread where I post about things I consider important and speak to people in a public forum.
PERSONA DRAMATIS
I am a very super famous person on an online mafia simulator. My accolades are numerous, but I'm best known for my Golbultima setups, my news tabloid the Daily Drama Report (the concept for which I appropriated from Christopherzilla and deserve no credit for), and usurping Kenny as Sandbox owner in February of 2016.
I like to make roles and come up with new mechanics or items to potentially be implemented by Lucid into EpicMafia. I am also Lucid's official role mod.
Golbultima is a closed-roles, all-roles setup series I made in November of 2015 as an experiment. I do not and did not intend to troll people with it, I just wanted to see how it would play and if the roles had any kind of innate probability over other roles.
Daily Drama Report is a thread wherein I and anyone else who wants to join in can report on the latest happenings on the website or the "politics" therein. It also accepts posts of people being petty and causing problems for the sake of causing problems. Link:https://epicmafia.com/topic/76403
Golbamania is a mass expose/callout event named after Hulkamania, WWE wrestler Hulk Hogan's catchphrase whenever he challenged another wrestler. Ideally, Golbamania should never happen but sometimes people act inappropriate.
Likes and Interests
Star Wars is a space fantasy opera franchise created by George Lucas and currently owned by the Walt Disney Company. I liked Star Wars before it was cool™.
Culinary art is the art of preparing, cooking and presenting food. As an alum of Whataburger University, I consider it one of my greatest skills.
EpicMafia is an online party game simulator created by Phillip "Lucidrains" Wang. It's a good website.
English Bulldogs are adorable.
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Thrackan Sal-Solo
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Thrackan Sal-Solo was a Human male who was the son of Randil Sal and Tiion Sal-Solo and the first cousin of Han Solo. He was a few years older than Han and bore a striking resemblance to his cousin.
I don't think the Blave icons are that bad. In fact, they're my preferred set of icons and I think they're very cute. The biggest problem I have with them is that a good number of the Mafia icons are pretty homogenous. Many of them are wearing the same color clothing, the same 3 or 4 suit variants, and they just lack a certain uniqueness. I think an expansion into other dark and muted colors rather than the same near-black palette for all mafia roles would look good for future Mafia roles, and maybe even some re-sprites.
Since it looks like Lucid will be ending role production this month with Deceiver and Bride (sorry Amelio), I'll be dumping the cool roles I find here.
I just rediscovered this cool role I found when I was just starting out on making roles. Did OLAC make this on his first account? I feel like he might have, but if not then tell me.
Amidala was a patsy and a plant for Palpatine. She had little to no involvement in protecting the planet from the Trade Federation beyond thanking an astromech droid. By the way, by the age of 19 she was no longer the Queen of Naboo and was a senator instead.
Anakin was not a general by 19 and his rush into marriage (he spent about a month's worth of time with this woman) is symptomatic of his damaged and abused upbringing and possible underlying mental disorders. Furthermore, many of the Jedi doubted his status as the Chosen One and by 19 he had yet to prove himself beyond some extraordinary feats as a padawan.
Leia is correct.
Luke was a farmhand and beyond his feats as a pilot gunning down womp rats in the Jundland Wastes had no way to prove himself until the age of 19 when he ended up leaving Tatooine. If you want to make it more accurate and aggrandizing it should read "At the age of 19 Luke was the best pilot in the Rebellion and had destroyed the Empire's best weapon of mass subjugation."
In short, I have chosen to take legal action against this Tumblr post for rustling my jimmies and being incorrect about a space fantasy soap opera franchise.
Someone made a really weird post on /r/starwarsspeculation with a kind of strange clickbait title, but the content is spot-on and has convinced me for real (100% legit, no joke no sarcasm) of Snoke's real identity. I'm gonna PM you the link.
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