Golbolco's thread

Golbolcoalmost 10 years ago

I am Golbolco. This is my dedicated spam thread where I post about things I consider important and speak to people in a public forum.

PERSONA DRAMATIS

I am a very super famous person on an online mafia simulator. My accolades are numerous, but I'm best known for my Golbultima setups, my news tabloid the Daily Drama Report (the concept for which I appropriated from Christopherzilla and deserve no credit for), and usurping Kenny as Sandbox owner in February of 2016.

I like to make roles and come up with new mechanics or items to potentially be implemented by Lucid into EpicMafia. I am also Lucid's official role mod.

Golbultima is a closed-roles, all-roles setup series I made in November of 2015 as an experiment. I do not and did not intend to troll people with it, I just wanted to see how it would play and if the roles had any kind of innate probability over other roles.

Daily Drama Report is a thread wherein I and anyone else who wants to join in can report on the latest happenings on the website or the "politics" therein. It also accepts posts of people being petty and causing problems for the sake of causing problems. Link: https://epicmafia.com/topic/76403

Golbamania is a mass expose/callout event named after Hulkamania, WWE wrestler Hulk Hogan's catchphrase whenever he challenged another wrestler. Ideally, Golbamania should never happen but sometimes people act inappropriate.

Likes and Interests

Star Wars is a space fantasy opera franchise created by George Lucas and currently owned by the Walt Disney Company. I liked Star Wars before it was cool™.

Culinary art is the art of preparing, cooking and presenting food. As an alum of Whataburger University, I consider it one of my greatest skills.

EpicMafia is an online party game simulator created by Phillip "Lucidrains" Wang. It's a good website.

English Bulldogs are adorable.

In this thread, you can:

  • Talk to me
  • Ask me anything
  • Ask for an opinion/thoughts on yourself or something/someone
  • Ask for something from me
  • Challenge/debate me or my actions/beliefs
  • Criticize me
  • Suggest things for me to do
  • Ask for a rating
  • Ask me about roles/website stuff
Petition
Thrackan Sal-Solo
28 signed
Thrackan Sal-Solo was a Human male who was the son of Randil Sal and Tiion Sal-Solo and the first cousin of Han Solo. He was a few years older than Han and bore a striking resemblance to his cousin.
Poll
Favorite food?
Golburgers28%17
French fries18%11
Calamari13%8
Malt shakes8%5
Crab8%5
Fried zucchini6%4
Crispy bacon6%4
Peanut butter5%3
Soda bread1%1
Chewy bacon1%1
Benalmost 10 years ago
Golbolco
Ben
opinion me up if you havent already
I like you and think you're pretty funny, but you have to get out of the chatbox and back into playing games! I miss your mad skills :( Thankfully I've been seeing you in games more lately.
I hadn't been playing games because I only had my phone and mobile em is disgusting

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Golbolcoalmost 10 years ago
Ben
opinion me up if you havent already
I like you and think you're pretty funny, but you have to get out of the chatbox and back into playing games! I miss your mad skills :( Thankfully I've been seeing you in games more lately.
Benalmost 10 years ago
opinion me up if you havent already
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OhLookACatalmost 10 years ago
Golbolco
OhLookACat
Golbolco
who is this pink-texted person
WARNING: Offensive video title, not for the faint of heart: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RByAcenQeXA
I felt a chill down my spine when I heard "EpicMafia" spoken out loud. Never again.
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Golbolcoalmost 10 years ago
OhLookACat
Golbolco
who is this pink-texted person
WARNING: Offensive video title, not for the faint of heart: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RByAcenQeXA
OhLookACatalmost 10 years ago
Golbolco
who is this pink-texted person
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deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago
#GetBusyWithIzzy
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Golbolcoalmost 10 years ago
Tidus
Opinion pls
You're a great guy and super cool (except when you disappear off the face of the planet for like 5 months :<)! One of the nicest and funnest users to talk to in games, I think.
Tidusalmost 10 years ago
Opinion pls
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Golbolcoalmost 10 years agoedited


Golbolcoalmost 10 years ago
I'll be storing the following images/videos here for future use as I call upon them often:







https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1yzoiUIGGs

I will add to this list later.
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Golbolcoalmost 10 years ago
The little fascist crybaby.
Golbolcoalmost 10 years agoedited
I like the casting of Donald Glover as young Lando Calrissian in the Han Solo film. I'm still not sold on the idea of the movie, though.
deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago
Golbolco
Warlock1268
What is Aleppo?
Maybe the real Aleppo is the friends we made along the way.
this golblew me away
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Golbolcoalmost 10 years agoedited
Warlock1268
What is Aleppo?
Maybe the real Aleppo is the friends we made along the way.
Warlock1268almost 10 years ago
What is Aleppo?
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Golbolcoalmost 10 years agoedited
In honor of Jamal Tiberius Marley being released, I will be reposting one of my favorite Jamal-themed memes. This piece right here was created by the honorable ObitoSigma:

destaalmost 10 years ago
sayyestadesta
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Golbolcoalmost 10 years agoedited
DouradaGrelhada
you skiped me
No I didn't, all you said was:
DouradaGrelhada
talk to you
DouradaGrelhadaalmost 10 years ago
you skiped me
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Golbolcoalmost 10 years ago
OhLookACat
where'd you find the sin you posted on my profile
It's Zetonate's profile video :D
OhLookACatalmost 10 years ago
where'd you find the sin you posted on my profile
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Golbolcoalmost 10 years ago
Dag
thoughts on morrowind? aka the best game ever
I'd say that it's probably the best Elder Scrolls game in the series.
Dagalmost 10 years ago
thoughts on morrowind? aka the best game ever
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Golbolcoalmost 10 years ago
BaneofMafia
You've been lost in the woods for 3 months surviving off tree bark and squirrels. One day you spot a deer and it spots you. The deer comes over to you and bows its head. what do
When a deer bows their head it is often a symbol that they are about to headbutt or are challenging you, so I would be very cautious and back off.