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Golbolco
over 8 years

I am Golbolco. This is my dedicated spam thread where I post about things I consider important and speak to people in a public forum.

PERSONA DRAMATIS

I am a very super famous person on an online mafia simulator. My accolades are numerous, but I'm best known for my Golbultima setups, my news tabloid the Daily Drama Report (the concept for which I appropriated from Christopherzilla and deserve no credit for), and usurping Kenny as Sandbox owner in February of 2016.

I like to make roles and come up with new mechanics or items to potentially be implemented by Lucid into EpicMafia. I am also Lucid's official role mod.

Golbultima is a closed-roles, all-roles setup series I made in November of 2015 as an experiment. I do not and did not intend to troll people with it, I just wanted to see how it would play and if the roles had any kind of innate probability over other roles.

Daily Drama Report is a thread wherein I and anyone else who wants to join in can report on the latest happenings on the website or the "politics" therein. It also accepts posts of people being petty and causing problems for the sake of causing problems. Link: https://epicmafia.com/topic/76403

Golbamania is a mass expose/callout event named after Hulkamania, WWE wrestler Hulk Hogan's catchphrase whenever he challenged another wrestler. Ideally, Golbamania should never happen but sometimes people act inappropriate.

Likes and Interests

Star Wars is a space fantasy opera franchise created by George Lucas and currently owned by the Walt Disney Company. I liked Star Wars before it was cool™.

Culinary art is the art of preparing, cooking and presenting food. As an alum of Whataburger University, I consider it one of my greatest skills.

EpicMafia is an online party game simulator created by Phillip "Lucidrains" Wang. It's a good website.

English Bulldogs are adorable.

In this thread, you can:

  • Talk to me
  • Ask me anything
  • Ask for an opinion/thoughts on yourself or something/someone
  • Ask for something from me
  • Challenge/debate me or my actions/beliefs
  • Criticize me
  • Suggest things for me to do
  • Ask for a rating
  • Ask me about roles/website stuff
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Thrackan Sal-Solo was a Human male who was the son of Randil Sal and Tiion Sal-Solo and the first cousin of Han Solo. He was a few years older than Han and bore a striking resemblance to his cousin.
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Golbolco
over 8 years

baabaa says

bolgolco i need an opinion too


I don't know you as well as I should, Baabaa. I think you're pretty cool though and you don't take things too seriously, which is good. Also sheep are very cute. You're definitely one of my favorite recent friends, though.
Golbolco
over 8 years

Herredy says

How'd you think of your username and avi? :P


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyw-e069p8s
baabaa
over 8 years
bolgolco i need an opinion too
Golbolco
over 8 years

Herredy says

Ooooo gimme opinion pls :3


Herredy, you're one of my favorite users on this site. You're so cheery and never bring bad vibes, which is great for a refresher when we've got so many cynics running around in here. If it wasn't for you then I would have actually worked to shut down that chat box. Everything you post is so adorable or happy and it warms my heart; or maybe that's the hormones. Keep it up, Herredy, we need more people like you in life!
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How'd you think of your username and avi? :P
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Ooooo gimme opinion pls :3
Golbolco
over 8 years

tigermom says

opinion


You've got an air of mystery about you that I'd like to match. Your threads are entertaining and you're pretty good at mafia. I don't actually know you as well as I should (and I worry I'd figure out your identity if I did more) but you seem pretty chill and you're fun to talk to.
tigermom
over 8 years
opinion
Golbolco
over 8 years

tigermom says

do me dahdee


What do you mean?
Golbolco
over 8 years

Dag says

hey golbolco, owner of the golbox, home of the golburger
when will you give birth to lil golbaby??


Mid-January.
Dag
over 8 years
hey golbolco, owner of the golbox, home of the golburger
when will you give birth to lil golbaby??
tigermom
over 8 years
do me dahdee
Dag
over 8 years
i want a cool description aswell
Dag
over 8 years
add me to the list wtf
Golbolco
over 8 years

arials92 says

Hi Golbolco this isn't a question I just haven't seen you around in a while. I hope you and the puppies and the family are well.


Thanks Arials! You too <3
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Hi Golbolco this isn't a question I just haven't seen you around in a while. I hope you and the puppies and the family are well.
Golbolco
over 8 years

Fred says

can I have an opinion?


I put this off for 2 days not because I was afraid to do it, but because I was busy with other affairs, sorry Fred!

Anyway, you're a cool guy Fred. You get a lot of sh!t and for me it's hard to tell if it's serious since emotion doesn't exactly translate well to HTML but I think they're just ribbing you man. Nobody has any reason to dislike you. You're funny, pretty good at piano (EXCEPT WHEN IT COMES TO MEGAMAN 3) and along with Chris, you're kind of the ideal "serious player gone casual" that I envision everyone on EpicMafia should strive to be.

Keep it up, Fred.
Golbolco
over 8 years
I left out a stack of blue sticky notes because I needed it for later and now I can't find it. Please send sticky notes to my PO box.

EDIT: They were in my back pocket.
Golbolco
over 8 years

Stove says

post a video of your daily life


There's a lot of them, but I think I can give you videos that describe situations I encounter pretty well.

This is me when I go into grocery stores sometimes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN544pvWIhA
Golbolco
over 8 years

Herredy says

Tell me about the process in which you make up roles :P


I try to find a niche that hasn't been filled by any of the roles, then I spend some time thinking about whether or not it'll be both useful and fun. The name comes next, and then I do a little bit of sprite work and if I'm happy with the result I publish it.
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Fred says

can I have an opinion?


you suck
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can I have an opinion?
Stove
over 8 years
post a video of your daily life
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i luv u golb
Golbolco
over 8 years

Dag says

can i have a hypocrite opinion from you?


Dastardly Dag is always upvoting and downvoting posts for arbitrary reasons! Crazy! Outrageous! Sad! Not something I would ever do.