Art by Aexif!
Haha, who thought I'd make it this far, Lemon? =)
Art by Mizzmox!
Art by Shwartz99!
Hello! I am user #419623 "Golbolco", the owner of Golbox, home of the Golburger, proprietor of the Golbultima franchise of setups, arbiter of all things Golbamania, and creator of over 100 roles (including king, usurper, snowman, cutler, librarian and rival!)
Golbolco: A Summary by Arianna:
"golb!! so at first i thought u were just some huge troll n like rlly rude actually but after a while i've gotten to spend more time w/ n around u n i've rlly grown to like u n b a fan i think u have an admirable attitude bc u are more mature n rational in situations than most ppl i've come across here n u have good thoughts n ideas n are rlly patient w/ ppl =)"
Art by Taurarius!
Frequently Asked Questions
Why do you downvote everything? I downvote net upvotes and upvote net downvotes. It's to keep the universe in balance.
Are you real? Contrary to popular belief, yes.
Art by Pavoneo!
People Golbamania has run wild upon
Art by Lukageo!
"This year has been rife with turmoil, tragedy, and irretrievable loss. I urge you all to find help where it's available and to never hesitate to consult an admin, moderator, or better yet, a qualified professional for assistance. This is a community. We love, we hate, we bicker, we troll. This doesn't necessarily change the dynamic of our EM family. I have my heart and soul invested in you folks. All I ask is that you take the steps to look out for yourselves and your loved ones. Be well. Be safe. Happy Holidays." -Error, to the community
"You're a stupid squawking Neanderthal, probably because you are a sandbox player. ¯(ツ)/¯" -Sonseray, to Bebop
"make ur quote 'wow golbolco, your a-reel peas of shit'-Aquity" -Equity
"thought you were a female until you opened you're jaws. now I confirm you're something else, entirely. you should be silenced forever; simply erased... you're vile & repugnant with a desperate undertone of "needing to prove"; you're also 30 years of age and regress to childlike tendencies with each passing second of your insignificant existence...how long will you continue this pathetic charade? and how i pity anything else you spawn." -jay23, to Wubat
"We shouldn't have a mod that's incompatible with and has nothing but contempt for the community they're supposed to be serving." -Christopherzilla
"The ignorance of this community... I bet all of you would play epicmafia over roblox..." -tigermom
"HI IM GOLBOLCO DID YOU KNOW I HAVE TOURETTES I CAN'T STOP SAYING EPICMAFIA IS ONLY SLIGHTLY PROFITABLE." -CooperD
"And this time, I'm not gonna get caught. I've returned to EpicMafia after about... mm, I don't know... a YEAR? But this time, I will be king of EpicMafia! And I got my crew with me, and guess what? You're not gonna be able to do anything! 'Cuz I got like 50 alt accounts ready, and like... come on, troll me bro! ‘Cuz I’m all ready for this, you know? And like… - you know what? You guys won’t be able to figure me out this time, ‘cuz I got this new plan: I’m gonna be king of EpicMafia! All the times in the past I’ve failed, but NOT this time. This time I’ll succeed. The first one who ever hacked EpicMafia; that was me. The first person who ever truly cheated to the extent of making the forums a million times; that was me. And the one who’s gonna take over EpicMafia? It’s gonna be me. So I’ll see you guys in the leaderboard. Later." -AdamTheGambler, to Lucidrains
"there are no bad roles just bad players" -bdog1321
"YOU'RE A BIGGER JOKE THAN ME." -WildWalrus, to Slowbro
"I guess your IQ pales in comparison to my 150." -Moomo, to bdog1321
"When Golbamania comes… You’ll hear no banned users roar… No weebs annoying with their anime… No noavis growing in the meadows… No memes on the sandbox wall… The mods will fall where they rule… The SJWs will rot and wither… No trolls annoying in the forums and no hackers spamming games… Not even the EMJack script will warm you in your games. You shall hear only the golbamaniacs whistle… And then you will know. Golbamania has come." -SirAmelio
"kick golboco all he does is sui out when caught and not play the game" -ruiyang
"golbolco is better than me at everything" -Christopherzilla
Art by NekoMANRI!
Art by Herredy!
Art by ObitoSigma!
https://epicmafia.com/topic/76487 Star Wars Facts
https://epicmafia.com/topic/76403 Daily Drama Report
https://epicmafia.com/topic/76670 How to make a Golburger
https://epicmafia.com/topic/77253 Sandbox Pranks
https://epicmafia.com/topic/77350 R E L E A S E
Art by NekoManri!
I hope you have enjoyed your stroll though my profile as much as I enjoyed writing it all up. Feel free to go through my answered questions (feel free ask me anything anytime!), read through the comments or check out some of my roles. Thanks!