Epicmafia

Golbamaniacs

over 8 years

greetings epicmafia community,

Introduction

I think it's time that we the people, in order to form a more perfect union, organize an official list of Golbamaniacs and non-malarks. Being a Golbamaniac transcends families and reIationships, and is about allegiance to a cause than any single cult of personality.

What is a Golbamaniac?

A Golbamaniac is a person who fights for blind justice, factual accuracy and cringy memes on a java mafia simulator. Every Golbamaniac has a different view of how to achieve these ideals, but the important part is coming together and discussing it like civilized people.

Golbamaniacs don't discriminate between new player or old, noavi or uncropper, weeb or troll, SJW or /v/agabond. A Golbamaniac fights for all users' rights, even if like half of the groups I listed are primarily made up of obnoxious people.

How do I become a Golbamaniac?

Simply believe in these ideals and PM me or post in this thread. If you would prefer that I don't reveal your name as a Golbamaniac, please tell me that in PM.

Official Golbamaniac Setups

WARNING: Do not use this setup ever. It is a bad setup and the creator is most likely some kind of sadomasochist who hates humankind. Side effects from playing this setup may include (but are not limited to): nausea, headaches, anxiety, reckless behavior, skin rashes, swelling, high blood pressure, low blood pressure, and implosive diarrhea.

Golbultima 12-person: https://epicmafia.com/setup/1276087

List of Golbamaniacs

Golbolco

JamalMarley

izzy

SirAmelio

ChaoticDoom

butterpototo

fair

Turpentine

desta

Ohdearmycatisgone

BKnight

Ayd

Robrientist

Ashe

keldran

Warlock1268

sl0nderman

Reamix

Redonkulous

Moomo

BIGMATCHJOHN

baabaa

Kenma

Xfire1994

Bebop

chao

almost 7 years

what are you gonna do when golbamania runs wild on you

jingahegami

about 7 years

ur moms a golbamaniac hahahahaha

Jenny

over 8 years

"Golbamaniacs don't discriminate between new player or old, noavi or uncropper, weeb or troll, SJW or /v/agabond."

I'm gonna have to stop you right there

coolkidrox123

over 8 years

im allied with golbomaniacs so err

Golbolco

over 8 years

Bebop says

Golbolco says

I request that one of the great artists of Sandbox create a logo, emblem or other form of art to represent Golbamania and the Golbamaniacs. If someone were to donate their expertise to the cause it would be much appreciated, thank you.

maybe if u hadn't changed me to cliqueamaniac i'd be more inclined to help

I bet the Clique did that.

Bebop

over 8 years

Golbolco says

I request that one of the great artists of Sandbox create a logo, emblem or other form of art to represent Golbamania and the Golbamaniacs. If someone were to donate their expertise to the cause it would be much appreciated, thank you.

maybe if u hadn't changed me to cliqueamaniac i'd be more inclined to help

Golbolco

over 8 years

I request that one of the great artists of Sandbox create a logo, emblem or other form of art to represent Golbamania and the Golbamaniacs. If someone were to donate their expertise to the cause it would be much appreciated, thank you.

deletedover 8 years

i am one of these, I use ak-47's and dictatorship to get my point across

deletedover 8 years

May I be the Golbamaniac mascot?!

SirAmelio

over 8 years

actually 1000 is enough

Golbolco

over 8 years

Amelio has informed me that one must have 1500 points to join a family. Through a series of scientific experiments and carefully-calculated philosophical debates I have come to a conclusion: this website is garbage.

Golbolco

over 8 years

The official Golbamaniacs family is now live, but I guess you can only send one invite at a time. Will Fred pull through?

Ace

over 8 years

im a golbumaniac

rockgirlnikki

over 8 years

Golbapenguin

deletedover 8 years

You merely adopted Golbamania.
I was born in it, molded by it.

Golbolco

over 8 years

Families can only invite up to 15 users. This is why I didn't make a family.

deletedover 8 years

wew
MEMEMEMEME

I WANNA BE A GOLBAMANIAC

wewewew I wonder what type of golbamaniac I'll be :O

Musume

over 8 years

me. me

Golbolco

over 8 years

Introducing the title of Golbapanda! Should you have a panda bear avatar you may apply for this title.

deletedover 8 years

Hi my name is Fred and I'm applying to become a Golbamaniac. The current and most modern version of the Golbultima was named after me so i think that's enough.