Golbamaniacs

Golbolcoabout 10 years ago

greetings epicmafia community,

Introduction

I think it's time that we the people, in order to form a more perfect union, organize an official list of Golbamaniacs and non-malarks. Being a Golbamaniac transcends families and reIationships, and is about allegiance to a cause than any single cult of personality.

What is a Golbamaniac?

A Golbamaniac is a person who fights for blind justice, factual accuracy and cringy memes on a java mafia simulator. Every Golbamaniac has a different view of how to achieve these ideals, but the important part is coming together and discussing it like civilized people.

Golbamaniacs don't discriminate between new player or old, noavi or uncropper, weeb or troll, SJW or /v/agabond. A Golbamaniac fights for all users' rights, even if like half of the groups I listed are primarily made up of obnoxious people.

How do I become a Golbamaniac?

Simply believe in these ideals and PM me or post in this thread. If you would prefer that I don't reveal your name as a Golbamaniac, please tell me that in PM.

Official Golbamaniac Setups

WARNING: Do not use this setup ever. It is a bad setup and the creator is most likely some kind of sadomasochist who hates humankind. Side effects from playing this setup may include (but are not limited to): nausea, headaches, anxiety, reckless behavior, skin rashes, swelling, high blood pressure, low blood pressure, and implosive diarrhea.

Golbultima 12-person: https://epicmafia.com/setup/1276087

List of Golbamaniacs

Golbolco

JamalMarley

izzy

SirAmelio

ChaoticDoom

butterpototo

fair

Turpentine

desta

Ohdearmycatisgone

BKnight

Ayd

Robrientist

Ashe

keldran

Warlock1268

sl0nderman

Reamix

Redonkulous

Moomo

BIGMATCHJOHN

baabaa

Kenma

Xfire1994

Bebop

Game Board
Golbamaniac-In-Chief
Vice Golbamaniac
pizza
God of Chaos
Cetacean Ambassador
Golbamaniac
Golbamaniac
Golbamaniac
Golbamaniac
Golbamaniac
Golbamaniac
Golbamaniac
Golbamaniac
Golbamaniac
Golbamaniac
Golbamaniac
Golbamaniac
Golbamaniac
Cliqueamaniac
chaoover 8 years ago
what are you gonna do when golbamania runs wild on you
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jingahegamiover 8 years ago
ur moms a golbamaniac hahahahaha
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Jennyabout 10 years ago
"Golbamaniacs don't discriminate between new player or old, noavi or uncropper, weeb or troll, SJW or /v/agabond."

I'm gonna have to stop you right there
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coolkidrox123about 10 years ago
im allied with golbomaniacs so err
Golbolcoabout 10 years ago
Bebop
Golbolco
I request that one of the great artists of Sandbox create a logo, emblem or other form of art to represent Golbamania and the Golbamaniacs. If someone were to donate their expertise to the cause it would be much appreciated, thank you.
maybe if u hadn't changed me to cliqueamaniac i'd be more inclined to help
I bet the Clique did that.
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Bebopabout 10 years ago
Golbolco
I request that one of the great artists of Sandbox create a logo, emblem or other form of art to represent Golbamania and the Golbamaniacs. If someone were to donate their expertise to the cause it would be much appreciated, thank you.
maybe if u hadn't changed me to cliqueamaniac i'd be more inclined to help
Golbolcoabout 10 years ago
I request that one of the great artists of Sandbox create a logo, emblem or other form of art to represent Golbamania and the Golbamaniacs. If someone were to donate their expertise to the cause it would be much appreciated, thank you.
deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
i am one of these, I use ak-47's and dictatorship to get my point across
deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
May I be the Golbamaniac mascot?!
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SirAmelioabout 10 years ago
actually 1000 is enough
Golbolcoabout 10 years ago
Amelio has informed me that one must have 1500 points to join a family. Through a series of scientific experiments and carefully-calculated philosophical debates I have come to a conclusion: this website is garbage.
Golbolcoabout 10 years ago
The official Golbamaniacs family is now live, but I guess you can only send one invite at a time. Will Fred pull through?
Aceabout 10 years ago
im a golbumaniac
rockgirlnikkiabout 10 years ago
Golbapenguin
deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
You merely adopted Golbamania.
I was born in it, molded by it.
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Golbolcoabout 10 years agoedited
Families can only invite up to 15 users. This is why I didn't make a family.
deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
wew
MEMEMEMEME

I WANNA BE A GOLBAMANIAC

wewewew I wonder what type of golbamaniac I'll be :O
Musumeabout 10 years ago
me. me
Golbolcoabout 10 years ago
Introducing the title of Golbapanda! Should you have a panda bear avatar you may apply for this title.
deleteddeletedabout 10 years ago
Hi my name is Fred and I'm applying to become a Golbamaniac. The current and most modern version of the Golbultima was named after me so i think that's enough.
XFireabout 10 years ago
Hello is this the place where I repeatedly bash my head in the walls until all my pain goes away?
fairabout 10 years ago
Take me as your apprentice, my master.
UltraAugabout 10 years ago
Golbolco
UltraAug didn't even post the whole thing. Sad.
you don't deserve it
EpicSidesabout 10 years agoedited
I thought we were going to play Black Ops 3 or some sh*t ...

*leaves*
Golbolcoabout 10 years ago
UltraAug didn't even post the whole thing. Sad.