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Golbamaniacs

almost 8 years

greetings epicmafia community,

Introduction

I think it's time that we the people, in order to form a more perfect union, organize an official list of Golbamaniacs and non-malarks. Being a Golbamaniac transcends families and reIationships, and is about allegiance to a cause than any single cult of personality.

What is a Golbamaniac?

A Golbamaniac is a person who fights for blind justice, factual accuracy and cringy memes on a java mafia simulator. Every Golbamaniac has a different view of how to achieve these ideals, but the important part is coming together and discussing it like civilized people.

Golbamaniacs don't discriminate between new player or old, noavi or uncropper, weeb or troll, SJW or /v/agabond. A Golbamaniac fights for all users' rights, even if like half of the groups I listed are primarily made up of obnoxious people.

How do I become a Golbamaniac?

Simply believe in these ideals and PM me or post in this thread. If you would prefer that I don't reveal your name as a Golbamaniac, please tell me that in PM.

Official Golbamaniac Setups

WARNING: Do not use this setup ever. It is a bad setup and the creator is most likely some kind of sadomasochist who hates humankind. Side effects from playing this setup may include (but are not limited to): nausea, headaches, anxiety, reckless behavior, skin rashes, swelling, high blood pressure, low blood pressure, and implosive diarrhea.

Golbultima 12-person: https://epicmafia.com/setup/1276087

List of Golbamaniacs

Golbolco

JamalMarley

izzy

SirAmelio

ChaoticDoom

butterpototo

fair

Turpentine

desta

Ohdearmycatisgone

BKnight

Ayd

Robrientist

Ashe

keldran

Warlock1268

sl0nderman

Reamix

Redonkulous

Moomo

BIGMATCHJOHN

baabaa

Kenma

Xfire1994

Bebop

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you know i'm a golbamaniac <3
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i'll join as an act of protest
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ObitoSigma says

Discrimination is natural. I believe we should let conflicts fight out. Good entertainment tbh.


Probably not wrong there.
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Discrimination is natural. I believe we should let conflicts fight out. Good entertainment tbh.
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Golbolco says

Apparently Lucid has decided that the word "reIationships" doesn't make it past the censor bypass.


Hm then maybe Bebop should be banned for having a relationship on Lucid's website EpicMafia.
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sign me up
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Apparently Lucid has decided that the word "reIationships" doesn't make it past the censor bypass.
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i suffer from chronic golbomania
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do i count