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Golbolco
over 8 years

I am Golbolco. This is my dedicated spam thread where I post about things I consider important and speak to people in a public forum.

PERSONA DRAMATIS

I am a very super famous person on an online mafia simulator. My accolades are numerous, but I'm best known for my Golbultima setups, my news tabloid the Daily Drama Report (the concept for which I appropriated from Christopherzilla and deserve no credit for), and usurping Kenny as Sandbox owner in February of 2016.

I like to make roles and come up with new mechanics or items to potentially be implemented by Lucid into EpicMafia. I am also Lucid's official role mod.

Golbultima is a closed-roles, all-roles setup series I made in November of 2015 as an experiment. I do not and did not intend to troll people with it, I just wanted to see how it would play and if the roles had any kind of innate probability over other roles.

Daily Drama Report is a thread wherein I and anyone else who wants to join in can report on the latest happenings on the website or the "politics" therein. It also accepts posts of people being petty and causing problems for the sake of causing problems. Link: https://epicmafia.com/topic/76403

Golbamania is a mass expose/callout event named after Hulkamania, WWE wrestler Hulk Hogan's catchphrase whenever he challenged another wrestler. Ideally, Golbamania should never happen but sometimes people act inappropriate.

Likes and Interests

Star Wars is a space fantasy opera franchise created by George Lucas and currently owned by the Walt Disney Company. I liked Star Wars before it was cool™.

Culinary art is the art of preparing, cooking and presenting food. As an alum of Whataburger University, I consider it one of my greatest skills.

EpicMafia is an online party game simulator created by Phillip "Lucidrains" Wang. It's a good website.

English Bulldogs are adorable.

In this thread, you can:

  • Talk to me
  • Ask me anything
  • Ask for an opinion/thoughts on yourself or something/someone
  • Ask for something from me
  • Challenge/debate me or my actions/beliefs
  • Criticize me
  • Suggest things for me to do
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Thrackan Sal-Solo
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Thrackan Sal-Solo was a Human male who was the son of Randil Sal and Tiion Sal-Solo and the first cousin of Han Solo. He was a few years older than Han and bore a striking resemblance to his cousin.
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Favorite food?
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Chaika
over 8 years
test
Dawn
over 8 years
oh sh~t i wanna join the hit list too! (As coolkid)
Golbolco
over 8 years

Christopherzilla says

when did golbolco stop making bad posts and start making good posts, was it a gradual change or did it happen all at once?


I never stopped.
Christopherzilla
over 8 years
when did golbolco stop making bad posts and start making good posts, was it a gradual change or did it happen all at once?
tricksterer
over 8 years
star wars good
golb good
good thread
Golbolco
over 8 years

Christopherzilla says

can you please repost the golburger recipe?


Stage 1 Golburger: https://epicmafia.com/topic/76670

Further stages have yet to be revealed.
Christopherzilla
over 8 years
can you please repost the golburger recipe?
Warlock1268
over 8 years

Mac says

One day there was a frogposter who was banned from chat forever but wouldnt leave the forums some say he still sh!tposts there today until he builds up the courage to stick a gun in his mouth the end


haha reminds me of a loser i know irl
ThomasDuBois
over 8 years
wait a minute....
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One day there was a frogposter who was banned from chat forever but wouldnt leave the forums some say he still sh!tposts there today until he builds up the courage to stick a gun in his mouth the end
sl0nderman
over 8 years
Good thread
Golbolco
over 8 years

Warlock1268 says

Now that I've made your lore thread can you make mine plseroni


The saga of Warlock will be told someday.
Warlock1268
over 8 years
Now that I've made your lore thread can you make mine plseroni
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wtf i dont look like hussie
Christopherzilla
over 8 years
good thread
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not a player... hmph
deletedover 8 years
star wars is so 1945. get with the program golbolco.
Golbolco
over 8 years

bdog1321 says

Thrackan Sal-Solo was also a huge douche. Dude started a galactic civil war and took out bounties on han's family.


Remember in the Han trilogy where he's a total spoiled brat and beats on his only living relative other than his fat dying recluse of a mom? Psychopath material right there.
bdog1321
over 8 years
Thrackan Sal-Solo was also a huge douche. Dude started a galactic civil war and took out bounties on han's family.
SirAmelio
over 8 years
add me
Golbolco
over 8 years
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