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Golbolcoalmost 10 years ago

I am Golbolco. This is my dedicated spam thread where I post about things I consider important and speak to people in a public forum.

PERSONA DRAMATIS

I am a very super famous person on an online mafia simulator. My accolades are numerous, but I'm best known for my Golbultima setups, my news tabloid the Daily Drama Report (the concept for which I appropriated from Christopherzilla and deserve no credit for), and usurping Kenny as Sandbox owner in February of 2016.

I like to make roles and come up with new mechanics or items to potentially be implemented by Lucid into EpicMafia. I am also Lucid's official role mod.

Golbultima is a closed-roles, all-roles setup series I made in November of 2015 as an experiment. I do not and did not intend to troll people with it, I just wanted to see how it would play and if the roles had any kind of innate probability over other roles.

Daily Drama Report is a thread wherein I and anyone else who wants to join in can report on the latest happenings on the website or the "politics" therein. It also accepts posts of people being petty and causing problems for the sake of causing problems. Link: https://epicmafia.com/topic/76403

Golbamania is a mass expose/callout event named after Hulkamania, WWE wrestler Hulk Hogan's catchphrase whenever he challenged another wrestler. Ideally, Golbamania should never happen but sometimes people act inappropriate.

Likes and Interests

Star Wars is a space fantasy opera franchise created by George Lucas and currently owned by the Walt Disney Company. I liked Star Wars before it was cool™.

Culinary art is the art of preparing, cooking and presenting food. As an alum of Whataburger University, I consider it one of my greatest skills.

EpicMafia is an online party game simulator created by Phillip "Lucidrains" Wang. It's a good website.

English Bulldogs are adorable.

In this thread, you can:

Talk to me
Ask me anything
Ask for an opinion/thoughts on yourself or something/someone
Ask for something from me
Challenge/debate me or my actions/beliefs
Criticize me
Suggest things for me to do
Ask for a rating
Ask me about roles/website stuff

Petition

Thrackan Sal-Solo

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Thrackan Sal-Solo was a Human male who was the son of Randil Sal and Tiion Sal-Solo and the first cousin of Han Solo. He was a few years older than Han and bore a striking resemblance to his cousin.

Poll

Favorite food?

Golburgers28%17

French fries18%11

Calamari13%8

Malt shakes8%5

Crab8%5

Fried zucchini6%4

Crispy bacon6%4

Peanut butter5%3

Soda bread1%1

Chewy bacon1%1

Game Board

The Original Templars

deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago

Tell me about the process in which you make up roles :P

Dagalmost 10 years ago

can i have a hypocrite opinion from you?

Golbolcoalmost 10 years ago

Ohdearmycatisgone

Waffles vs pancakes?

Waffles, but I prefer french toast to either.

When you wipe do you remain seated or stand?

I don't wipe.

What is the recipe of a golburger?

Stage one: https://epicmafia.com/topic/76670

How old are you?

I turn 11 in June.

Can you touch your tongue to your nose?

No.

Are you aware that bad user Fred bites into kitkats without breaking them apart?

This is libel.

deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago

Waffles vs pancakes?

When you wipe do you remain seated or stand?

What is the recipe of a golburger?

How old are you?

Can you touch your tongue to your nose?

Are you aware that bad user Fred bites into kitkats without breaking them apart?

Golbolcoalmost 10 years ago

Mhmmmm

How much do you sleep?

Eight hours.

Mhmmmmalmost 10 years ago

How much do you sleep?

baabaaalmost 10 years ago

liking golbolco doesn't mean youre jewish, it just means you have good taste

Golbolcoalmost 10 years agoedited

Musume

Golbolco
Musume
i don't want bdog to deliver me D:
And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
are you preaching lol

I don't follow those religions, but it's one of those memorable quotes from the good book.

Musumealmost 10 years ago

Golbolco

Musume
i don't want bdog to deliver me D:
And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.

are you preaching lol

Golbolcoalmost 10 years agoedited

Musume

i don't want bdog to deliver me D:

And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.

Musumealmost 10 years ago

i don't want bdog to deliver me D:

Golbolcoalmost 10 years agoedited

I have updated the thread to be much better. Now you can use it.

Golbolcoalmost 10 years agoedited

baabaa

whats your favorite animal bolgolco

That's really hard. I like a lot of those weird South American creatures like sloths and anteaters and cavies, but I don't know if any of them are my favorite. Pangolins are pretty cool too, but they're Asian/African.

I suppose I could give you a favorite from each of my favorite region/time period/use/classification, but even then it changes with my mood. The best thing I can tell you is that bulldogs are bae.

baabaaalmost 10 years ago

whats your favorite animal bolgolco

Golbolcoalmost 10 years ago

SirAmelio

done

now give me an onion

Musume

I don't really think it's safe to use poop as lube

I think you're probably right.

Musumealmost 10 years ago

I don't really think it's safe to use poop as lube

SirAmelioalmost 10 years ago

done

now give me an onion

Golbolcoalmost 10 years ago

I request that the mods move this to the personal forum. Thank you!

tigermomalmost 10 years ago

wow kinda hurt u called me your mother tbh

deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago

can someone jerk me off

deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago

lmao nice ;3

benis

Kennyalmost 10 years ago

a golbamaniac safe place

Golbolcoalmost 10 years ago

Jampire

golbolco i hope you get surrounded by a thick fog but suddenly the fog starts to turn into tangible hundred dollar bills and they form many neat stacks on the ground and you can go on a cool shopping spree escorted by your favorite celebrity, who got lost and happened to ask you for help and now you're BFFs

Thank you! <3

Jampirealmost 10 years ago

golbolco i hope you get surrounded by a thick fog but suddenly the fog starts to turn into tangible hundred dollar bills and they form many neat stacks on the ground and you can go on a cool shopping spree escorted by your favorite celebrity, who got lost and happened to ask you for help and now you're BFFs

deleteddeletedalmost 10 years ago

I am posting on a thread