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Golbolco
over 8 years

I am Golbolco. This is my dedicated spam thread where I post about things I consider important and speak to people in a public forum.

PERSONA DRAMATIS

I am a very super famous person on an online mafia simulator. My accolades are numerous, but I'm best known for my Golbultima setups, my news tabloid the Daily Drama Report (the concept for which I appropriated from Christopherzilla and deserve no credit for), and usurping Kenny as Sandbox owner in February of 2016.

I like to make roles and come up with new mechanics or items to potentially be implemented by Lucid into EpicMafia. I am also Lucid's official role mod.

Golbultima is a closed-roles, all-roles setup series I made in November of 2015 as an experiment. I do not and did not intend to troll people with it, I just wanted to see how it would play and if the roles had any kind of innate probability over other roles.

Daily Drama Report is a thread wherein I and anyone else who wants to join in can report on the latest happenings on the website or the "politics" therein. It also accepts posts of people being petty and causing problems for the sake of causing problems. Link: https://epicmafia.com/topic/76403

Golbamania is a mass expose/callout event named after Hulkamania, WWE wrestler Hulk Hogan's catchphrase whenever he challenged another wrestler. Ideally, Golbamania should never happen but sometimes people act inappropriate.

Likes and Interests

Star Wars is a space fantasy opera franchise created by George Lucas and currently owned by the Walt Disney Company. I liked Star Wars before it was cool™.

Culinary art is the art of preparing, cooking and presenting food. As an alum of Whataburger University, I consider it one of my greatest skills.

EpicMafia is an online party game simulator created by Phillip "Lucidrains" Wang. It's a good website.

English Bulldogs are adorable.

In this thread, you can:

  • Talk to me
  • Ask me anything
  • Ask for an opinion/thoughts on yourself or something/someone
  • Ask for something from me
  • Challenge/debate me or my actions/beliefs
  • Criticize me
  • Suggest things for me to do
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Thrackan Sal-Solo
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Thrackan Sal-Solo was a Human male who was the son of Randil Sal and Tiion Sal-Solo and the first cousin of Han Solo. He was a few years older than Han and bore a striking resemblance to his cousin.
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Golbolco
over 8 years

OhLookACat says

Librarian's added, praise the heavens! :D


I'd say Librarian is probably one of my favorite and best suggestions. That's a good role right there.
OhLookACat
over 8 years
Librarian's added, praise the heavens! :D
Golbolco
over 8 years

Nat says

?


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Nat
over 8 years
butts?
Golbolco
over 8 years
No, he had been on missions prior to that for the First Order.
Ben
over 8 years

Golbolco says

I wasn't talking about his personality. He came off as quite charming beyond being clueless.

You're telling me that the elite raised-from-childhood Stormtrooper Corps of the First Order has some wingnut running around their ranks with tactical planning such as "We'll use the Force"? Remember that Finn and Han were on a WMD that had just wiped out several planets and the capital of a nation, they weren't on some silly little blue milk run.

I like the idea of a deserter story, but they didn't do it very well, or really at all. As a semi-related side note, It doesn't really make that much sense that Finn wants to bail halfway through the story anyway.


wasnt it his first mission though
Golbolco
over 8 years
I wasn't talking about his personality. He came off as quite charming beyond being clueless.

You're telling me that the elite raised-from-childhood Stormtrooper Corps of the First Order has some wingnut running around their ranks with tactical planning such as "We'll use the Force"? Remember that Finn and Han were on a WMD that had just wiped out several planets and the capital of a nation, they weren't on some silly little blue milk run.

I like the idea of a deserter story, but they didn't do it very well, or really at all. As a semi-related side note, It doesn't really make that much sense that Finn wants to bail halfway through the story anyway.
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"I'm not Resistance. I'm not a hero. I'm a stormtrooper. Like all of them, I was taken from a family I'll never know. And raised to do one thing. But my first battle, I made a choice. I wasn't gonna kill for them. So I ran. Right into you. And you looked at me like no one ever had. I was ashamed of what I was. But I'm done with the First Order. I'm never going back."

Thanks Wookieepedia. Just because the first order trained someone does not mean that they shaped their personality into the perfect being.

Also, my other argument is that there are people who claim to be extremely intelligent in their fields of study but may overlook or not know the simplest of things. It is a bit of a stretch, but Finn being unprofessional does not make him a flawed character.
Golbolco
over 8 years

Jimbei says

Top 3 things I liked
-Finn
-Finn
-Finn


Finn was a great idea but executed poorly. It's hard to believe that a military man can be so goofy and unprofessional. He can be good-hearted and make jokes, but he was basically clueless and made the movie Rey's Big Adventure Featuring Harrison Ford and John Boyega.

space says

I've always wondered and I'm sorry if you answered this already, but is that you in your avi?


No.
space
over 8 years
I've always wondered and I'm sorry if you answered this already, but is that you in your avi?
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Top 3 things I liked
-Finn
-Finn
-Finn
Golbolco
over 8 years

Jimbei says

What are the top 3 things you LIKED about the force awakens?


The new Stormtrooper armor, Luke's appearance, and Kylo Ren's lightsaber. Visually it was a very polarized movie, but I think those were its highlights in that department.

As for story beats I'd have to come up with a separate list, I can only think of one particular item.
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What are the top 3 things you LIKED about the force awakens?
Golbolco
over 8 years

butterpototo says

:0 golbolco which pokemon gen do you think has the best music


Gen 3 and 4 are about evenly matched in that department, I think, but they're all very enjoyable.
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:0 golbolco which pokemon gen do you think has the best music
Golbolco
over 8 years

OhLookACat says

what are your thoughts on all the new roles coming out?


I love it. I'm glad that Lucid has returned to working on the site and has been fixing some long-due bugs. If this could be a more frequent thing (monthly or bi-monthly role waves omg, or Foxie's role patrol idea being implemented) that would be great. It doesn't even need to be just roles, it can be game options that enable potential for more roles and stuff like that (I already have an idea for a new game option myself.) That's why I didn't limit my thread to just role suggestions, it's open to any and all suggestions for the Mafia game.
Golbolco
over 8 years

butterpototo says

golbolco do u ship mcspirk


I don't care much for Star Trek, so no.
OhLookACat
over 8 years
what are your thoughts on all the new roles coming out?
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golbolco do u ship mcspirk
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He's promoting drug usage, not substance abuse.
Golbolco
over 8 years
I feel that this meme is factually inaccurate and promotes substance abuse. Darth Vader has serious respiratory issues and should not inhale any kind of carcinogens into his lungs in the first place, let alone directly from a cigarette (marijuana, tobacco or death stick.) He also likely suffers from a latent mental disorder and so any kind of narcotic could result in a bad trip. Cocaine has the potential to give him a heart attack and I'm like 99% sure that methamphetamine is just concentrate dark side.
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Golbolco
over 8 years
I feel that this Star Wars meme is predicated on a very lame and boring joke, but at the same time it is much more factually accurate than the last.

As an aside, I present an open question: Is Rey a Mary Sue or a blank character? They are easy to confuse, but vastly different in their meaning and implications.
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Golbolco says


sammy says

give me an opinion


You seem pretty cool and like a good guy, but we haven't actually talked that much.


aw thk u!=)