Shwartz99

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Retired until further notice...

oh but here's my discord in case you don't feel like scrolling down                   


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      Owner from 2:46 PM EST 10/27/2018

                 to 9:47 PM EST 4/1/2019


       (THE BEST PLAYER AT COCO'S)


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Shwartz99's "Gambling for the Presidency": https://epicmafia.com/setup/1383336


Best Setup For Every Happy Hour: https://epicmafia.com/topic/74869


EM Tags Thread: https://epicmafia.com/topic/81287


Shwartz99's daily (more like yearly) joke: I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

If you copy and paste this joke in pregame for an unranked game and I roll maf, I won't N1 you!


Questions always appreciated... but may not be answered :P

BTW, in Coco's I sometimes N1 killer by accident, and when it turns out to be auto, I just out myself to let jailer have achievement. Or I hit the unhit bp's to give them achievements. Anyways, my point is please don't get mad at me, killer. I tried my best.


If I am host of a ghost game:

Shwartz99's Geoghost Rules: Words are countries, No country hints, No kicking, Have fun

I also say a lot. Good luck if I ever play a game against you!

Yᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ɪᴛ.


Too pro (it's not photoshopped)

              


     Awards from Sandbox Superlatives Y5

  


 A bunch of users who signed a petition to be on my profile

           


List of Betrayers:

  • EmmaSM
  • Flamingkamikaze
  • zpicas
  • Thechubbynerd
  • GrimReap
  • Bardothren
  • eunhae
  • cide

          Shwartz99 Officially Issued Copypastas:

  • Hello,this is yourcaptain speaking.We've arrived at ourdestination,D1.I hope you've had an enjoyable flight on Shwartz99 Air!
  • Shwartz99's Geoghost Rules: Words are countries, No country hints, No kicking, Have fun
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  • :fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg::fufu::omg:
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Stickers

2

Questions

anonymousabout 8 years
how did you make your avi a gif
pm me and i'll tell ya
over 8 years
Shwartz's Geoghost=best game ever
Yeah. Sure.
anonymousover 8 years
Hello Mr. Pro Agent
Hey, thanks for reading my strat
anonymousalmost 9 years
Why are you so cool and why will I never be as cool as you?
If you were as cool as me, I wouldn't be considered cool.

Achievements

1 / 10I'm Batman.
1 / 35The True Path
1 / 35Boozin'
1 / 10Governator!
1 / 10I'm Towntelling!
almost 6 years
You're cool +k ._.
almost 6 years
Thios poked you!
about 6 years
-k'd for bamboozle
about 6 years
+k for your epicness
about 6 years
hey sexy
about 6 years
hey sexy
about 6 years
why would anyone in their right mind give you a lobby??

anyway LOVE YOU
about 6 years
how bout that next saviour of sandbox award, eh?
about 6 years
rip Schwarty I'm c r y i n g
about 6 years
bless :))
deletedabout 6 years
Heyo...you prob never met or will never know me but im banned from main lobby and im in no mans land- sandbox- and i couldnt help but notice HOW HILARIOUS YOU ARE. like omg man i saw this one like fckin essay on the page and you were like "I want 30 fckin likes cmon pass em up" dude legit i was laughing like crazy...wish i couldve met you while you lived... my 2nd +k goes to you good...person? like legit youre amazin and awesome and i wished you played main lobby
P.S. - this one made me laugh for like a minute straight

Art by Roxy!
*blank page* R.I.P. shwartz :']
about 6 years
I can and I did
about 6 years
tbh cant beat that I'm sorry
about 6 years
unlike the +k from schik and husky this one's nice
about 6 years
Unlike Schik, my +k isn't full of capitalistic propaganda, but instead, is full of equality that goes far beyond epicmafia.
about 6 years
remember me?
about 6 years
Unlike Husky, my +K is capital and holds much weight in epicmafia
about 6 years
Unlike Schik, my +k comes with great gratitude and unconditional love for the great Shwartz99 <3 :)
about 6 years
Let the record show that my +K was, in fact, worth more than the +K that Husky gave you
about 6 years
Oh look you got another +k! :O