As Epicmafia currently resides in a waning phase, I thought there might be some value (however small) in finally compiling and historicizing its history. I began this project a few weeks ago by posting silly writeups on certain people's profiles, and at the request of a few I am ready to begin taking requests and going public with the project.
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Sandbox Superlatives is a census originally founded by Cute in 2014 and then managed by Sir Amelio before Shwartz 99 took over in 2018. The superlatives take a set of questions and ask the Sandbox population to respond with what they think fits the bill. Some of the questions are objective, others poll-style, and most are subjective opinion on popularity. The superlatives have historically been a great way to gauge public reception to certain figures and concepts. Bane de Mafia named the superlatives "one of the most valuable tools at the disposal of a Sandbox demagogue" in the Chatrooms Quarterly edition of winter of 2016.
Another staple food in Yellow Pear's dietary plan, sl0nderham was the result of a collaborative deal between her company and sl0nderman. sl0nderman agreed to star in an ad campaign for the product, which could be found exclusively in the Skelly Image stores across the country. The ham consists of a whole hock glazed in honey with pineapples roasted over a fire kindled by Daily Drama Report papers.
Nikki de la Pingouin has been a dutiful member of Sandbox society since 2011. Her greatest contribution to Epicmafia as a whole was the invention of the Penguin role for a Christmas competition devised by Lucid. She is paid a small fee in royalties for the use of this role, whose copyright protection runs out in 2020. On her weekends, Nikki lives on a climate-controlled iceberg to the south of the mainland, served by her very own flightless birds.
Sandbox Big Brother is a gameshow hosted by Sir Amelio starting in 2017. The gameshow revolves around taking a selection of Sandbox denizens and making them live together, and then compete in minigames I guess. It has become infamous for ruining people's relationships with fellow competitors, friends, family members, coworkers, and lovers. Amelio takes no responsibility for physical, emotional, or mental injuries gained from participation.
NoAviNoKnowledge is a non-profit organization devoted to spreading awareness on noavi rights and injustices. Its founder, NoAviNoKnowledge, is a celebrity most well known for his participation in Sir Amelio's Sandbox Big Brother game show series. NoAviNoKnowledge has been an active participant in the community since July of 2016, and has always aspired to giving back to a community that has contributed so little to himself. Thus, his charity.
Ruiyang is... was... a regular at the mafia rinks long ago. Hailing as a runaway diplomat from China, Ruiyang was influential as the founder of suiism, a popular philosophy in Sandbox. He preached compassion for thy fellow man and a resolute demeanor in the face of evil and insomnia, which inspired awe in all he met. He also brought greater political awareness to Sandbox society with his public sermons on Taiwan's geopolitical status.
But eventually, something happened. During the Interim, when Merlot and the site mods had seized the sand castle, Ruiyang was out there rioting in the streets with his brothers-in-arms. One last desperate plea for Golbamania before something came to his side--a silhouette gripped Ruiyang and froze him in his place, whispering words of a town called Salem far away. Ruiyang entered a deep sleep as protestors carried on their mission, and when he had awoken he was not the same. Three numbers were found carved into his back: 327.
It was like he had become a completely different person. No longer did he discuss how "goboco sui out and not play the game" or his 100% victory pie chart, or even make mention of Taiwan. He wouldn't even eat a bee if you offered it to him. Then his body started to warp: he became grey, emaciated, his hair turned to white wisps. A tail protruded from his rear and his hands turned to great burrowing claws. Eventually, he deserted Sandbox entirely, but in the night his calls of 327 can still be heard. Rest in peace Ruiyang, and may Lucid's light guide you to the final sui button someday.
Author's Note: I started writing a lore entry for 123emilS themselves, but then I realized that the post might be a request for a 327 entry. I'm going to post both anyway.
123emilS
The clone offspring of Slime321, 123emilS is a sight to behold. Born in perfect negative inversion of their genetic donor, emilS has actually managed to stick around and become vastly more well-known than the original model. A bittersweet topic for those who knew Slime well, but a sociological marvel for those interested in such things. emilS is now somewhat of a media darling due to the novelty, and has competed in the mafia rinks since flash-birth as if it were bred in already.
327
327 is a callsign devised by the spirit that now inhabits Ruiyang's body. These numbers are marked and not to be uttered under regular circumstances. Any building marked with them should be set ablaze and the ground salted. The sequence itself is unsettling to the mathematically-inclined and should be considered an unlucky number come to life.
Baabaa is a house spirit primarily associated with fertility, anime, and livestock. Most myths associate her with the native desert sheep present in the wastelands around Sandbox's major urban centers. Those who have seen her claim that she most often takes the form of a floating nose ring or a lamb. Baabaa's control over the sheep has often decided battles and wars in Sandbox depend on which side she was on, save for her crippling defeat during the Interim period in early 2017 (some suggest that foul play from Golbolco was involved.) To have Baabaa as an ally is truly one of the most valuable things possible in Sandbox and beyond.
The phrase "The Clique" refers to a conspiracy theory first coined by Jamal Marley in reference to a shadow government and social cabal comprised of some of the most well-known users in Sandbox. First used in 2016, "the Clique" is most often assumed to refer to Bebop's ownership of Sandbox and his moderator team, including his wife Merlot and [missing data]. As Marley used the phrase, the members of the Clique frequently rotated to include moderators, site mods, chatbox regulars, and even banished legends on the edge of the desert. Frequently associated terms include "shadow mods" and "obese."
Historically it was believed that the Clique was a fable peddled by fearmongers and drama reporters. Through the efforts of whistleblowers such as Alyssa and Whitepimp007, however, and investigative journalists like sl0nderman and the CliqueyLeaks foundation, and the culmination of the 2016 Owner Wars, many facts about an actual shadow government were eventually revealed. The internal name is thought to be "the doodoo gang" and was formed sometime after the Sack on Kenny by [missing data] and associates in order to ensure permanent stability in Sandbox. Whether or not the Clique is currently active is unknown.
Ready For Bready is a philanthropist and former mafia superstar. Having spent many years in the mafia rinks, Bready retired and used his accumulated funds and notoriety to help set up an automaton called Tomatobot, who runs the Sandbox lottery. To know Bready is to be well met indeed.
Ray is one of the most notable players in the mafia rinks. Originating in late 2013, Ray quickly became a master at Sandbox games, frequently turning the tides for his team. His decisive victory in game #4,000,000 was so influential that the move is now called the "Turning Ray" and earned him an interview in Chatrooms Quarterly and the Daily Drama Report. To this day, articles in sports magazines are still discussing Ray and his mastery of closed roles mafia.
Jyshuhui was a highly influential second-generation Dangan in both Sandbox and Main. Belonging to the egg clade, Jyshuhui is a native to Epicmafia, Jyshuhui was chiefly raised by Ace out in the cedar forests. She was influential in bringing together members from Main and Sandbox during Pax Morgana, inciting an event now called the Great Exchange (a move championed by sl0nderman and Golbolco.) Although relations between lobbies have since broken down, the influence of Jyshuhui can still be felt, and most veterans of the moderator team will tell you about her with fond memories and twinkles in their eyes.
A moral dilemma. Should someone--Ashe, Ace, or Nocash--galvanize the birb population and begin a reign of avians in Sandbox? Given the urban dwellings that birbs inhabit, some argue that the birbs would be unable to sustain themselves without constant human intervention. On the other hand, larger and more predatory birbs from the desert would make for great war and law enforcement animals if they could be domesticated. It all depends on who can master our feathered friends.
A prophecy/conspiracy theory stemming from nobody in particular, "owner wars 2018" refers to the prediction or longing for a second Owner Wars conflict in order to fuel the dramatics economy and perhaps boost the population. Some economists remain skeptical if the move would have any value, and philosophers believe the initiation of such an event would be a violation of ethical code. Due to Lucid's dormancy, realistically all power in starting an Owner War lies with Dooze.
Dooze is the current Owner of Sandbox, and one of the longest lasting since the reign of Kenny. This period is known as Pax Pizzeria, for its relative stability and association with pizza as a symbol. Dooze originated long ago and was chiefly associated with [missing data] and his mafia rink posse, but only as a surface relationship. Dooze was first appointed moderator in the early days of the Molehill, and lasted up through early 2017 until Foxie came into power. Shortly thereafter, Foxie ceded the sand castle to Dooze. Dooze's primary training is in vetrinarianism, and before joining as a moderator she had successfully operated on dozens of uplifted members of Sandbox society. She also managed a pizzeria chain through 2016 and 2017 before it went independent. Right now, Dooze resides in the sand castle itself at the center of Sandbox.
