As Epicmafia currently resides in a waning phase, I thought there might be some value (however small) in finally compiling and historicizing its history. I began this project a few weeks ago by posting silly writeups on certain people's profiles, and at the request of a few I am ready to begin taking requests and going public with the project.
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Gardenfulloflies was a Sandbox celebrity and winner of Best Sandbox User 2015 most notable for taking up ownership of Sandbox in response to Platypops's lax treatment of Sishen. As owner of Sandbox, Garden's reputation fell rapidly as he allied himself with radical sects of the lower class populations of Sandbox. This led to the deterioration of Garden's behavior as he sequestered himself in the Sand Castle more and more and employed less than legal ways of dealing with his enemies. This eventually led to his total disappearance and the installment of the lobby moderator Bebop as the new owner. Garden's whereabouts are unknown to this day.
Lukageo, a programmer living in Main and occasionally venturing into Sandbox, created Epicmafia: Modern Warfare as an FPS simulation of what it's like to be a mafia player in wartime. This game sold 300 million copies domestically and 560 million in the known world, being declared game of the year in 2016 for its groundbreaking storytelling and environmental design. It is believe that at 2019's EM3 (Epicmafia's annual game developer convention) the sequel will be revealed by Lukageo, if he gets unbanned from Main in time.
Phlorax was an average mafia farmer until he made the decision to buy a device known as a Logger off of the black market. Said device is said to be able to reveal the location of a person's home; he used the logger on an unsuspecting victim (whose name has been lost to history so far.) However, whatever his plan was went up in smoke quickly as his victim came to the forum to expose Phlorax publicly, which resulted in a great debate on bullying and contributed to the creation of the Councils of Sandbox. Since then ,Phlorax has been seldom seen and heard from publicly, but likely dwells in some hidden discordian tunnel to this day.
Abraar, also known as Abz and ReturnoftheMack, is a competitive mafia player with a history of reports on harassing other users. Abraar, a self-identified ruffian/thug, had been in numerous altercations with user Ncraw who wished that Abraar would avoid her. The report in question ended up spanning 67 comments with 5 upvotes, making it one of the most controversial community-related reports in recent memory. Eventually Charley issued a no-violation, citing that Abraar's actions occurred in the Discordian Tunnels which are outside of mod jurisdiction. Right now, Abraar is working on an extensive project to expose numerous Sandboxers (including Dia and Dzke) of adultery and catfishing.
As a citizen of a nation, one will be issued a stone. Near the center of every capital is a booth constructed by the Owner, who will determine what the topic will be. This is the Poll, a tool of great power and one so important that failure to maintain the Poll has led to the fall of several Owners. One simply places their stone on the polling option they like best, and when the Poll is updated the stones are mailed back to their respective owners. Be sure to vote, because as sociologist Sl0n Derman has pointed out: "Sandbox is chiefly a wallpaper and poll resource."
Nakhhash is a mid-tier meme marketer and master roboticist, a younger addition to the Sandbox cast who doesn't seem to show up as much anymore in the public eye. A member of the Eadinites, Nakhhash is notable for his alternate identities with numbers rivaling those of Roxy's, Verumbark's, and Steelix Mega's. Nakhhash resides in the discordian tunnels underneath the Sand Castle, as many residents following the Owner Wars do.
Golbultima has eight versions, although it really should only have three.
When Golbolco originally founded the franchise it was intended to have three forms: A 12-player standard setup, an 8-player "morning" setup, and a 15-player "all-out" setup including all game options. This 15-player setup is reflected in the design for Golbultima 7: Baapocalypse Now.
Right now Golbultima is on version 8 "The Last Rolemod" and will be receiving an update in the near future.
Sir Morgan Bebop of Sandbox is a former moderator, owner of Sandbox, meme marketer, and current activist.
Originating eons ago during the British Invasion (an event that brought some of the most prominent users of British descent into our realm,) Morgan laid low for his first few years in Sandbox and mostly hung with Equity the Released, until becoming a moderator under Gardenfulloflies' regime. Afterwards he was appointed by Harry Roadman and the legendary Brad as owner of Sandbox in May of 2016, leading to the era known as Pax Morgana during the owner wars.
Bebop was a revolutionary owner and introduced several institutions such as the Sandexit proposal (autonomous governance of the nation independent of site mods) and also served as the first Sandbox owner to concurrently be a site mod (Hima only lasted 30 minutes so she doesn't count.) Bebop's role in the Owner Wars is contentious: as an ally of both [DATA NOT FOUND]'s and Golbolco's he was in a unique position until definitive faction lines formed around Lucid's reawakening, at which point he joined forces with the Doodoo Gang-led coalition. Bebop's ownership was stripped away during the Second Coming of Chris, but he later served as an interim Sandbox owner before appointing Dooze in 2017.
Bebop's era can be seen as divisive. On one hand Bebop made several favored changes to the lobby and made conscious efforts to try and change Sandbox for the better. On the other hand there was a fear of corruption (see: Shadow Mods, Clique, Jamal Marley) spread by his opponents and his relationship with [DATA NOT FOUND] made him a target for the Golbamaniacs. It is undeniable, however, that it was probably the most defining time in Sandbox during the Owner Wars.
Bebop is married to Winnie Merlot and has a summer property in northern Main Lobby, near the ruins of Comp.
Spacechupi was an average Main competitor before receiving a banishment to Outcast. After attempting to illegally return to Main multiple times, the moderators chose to deport her to a more permanent residence: Sandbox.
Like many great banned users, Spacechupi has a plethora of alternate identities with which to shuffle through when caught by law enforcement one too many times, most notably using TheDailySimpsons to gain street reputation in Sandbox. Spacechupi denies that this is true.
Spacechupi is bilingual and a champion for the Hispanic population on Epicmafia. After being unbanned, she opened the Latino Asociación por la Mafia épico for the promotion of civil rights for spanish-speaking users.
