As Epicmafia currently resides in a waning phase, I thought there might be some value (however small) in finally compiling and historicizing its history. I began this project a few weeks ago by posting silly writeups on certain people's profiles, and at the request of a few I am ready to begin taking requests and going public with the project.
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Holden Rye is a bisexual badboy billionaire most notable for his outrageous and illegal statements made while terrorizing Main Lobby and Sandbox with psionic attacks.
The background of Holden is unclear beyond his claims of being in some way connected to Morgan Bebop's background (Bebop denies this.) He first appeared in Main and became prominent for a string of catfishing events that eventually led to his ban and his first attack on Epicmafia. When he came to Sandbox he switched between a series of identities used to manipulate games and other users until another banishment. Upon returning, Holden claimed to be making backroom deals with owner Alyssa to maintain his safety and attacked EM once again when banished for bad behavior.
Overall it is agreed that Holden is one of the worst new additions to the banned user pantheon, especially considering his threats of spreading illegal content featuring minors onto EM in order to get higher powers to destroy the land. He also loves the attention he has received in the lore book, but will be displeased to know that this article is a stub, and you can help by expanding it.
Ballsy's relationship with the Kenny regime deteriorated overtime; unfortunate, as Ballsy and Kenny were friends in their personal lives. Around this time, he and Fred the Mole moved in with Arials92, and a disagreement with local law enforcement led Ballsy to go to the mountaintops and pray to his gods for help. On his way down the mountain in the morning, Ballsy found a body in the snow, not wrapped in the grey garb of a noavi. He believed that this person, Golbolco, was the answer his gods had in store.
Golbolco had no qualms with overthrowing Kenny and a plot to destroy the Sandbox regime was set into motion by the Templars, as they called themselves. Ballsy served as a moderator under Golbolco and led a prison break, notably entering a firefight with his old flatmate Hima and freeing Pavoneo, MeetTerry, and Jamal Marley. When the Owner Wars ignited, Ballsy retreated to Fred's private villa (bankrolled by the war effort) and lived in bliss with Fred, Arials, Nuggets, and Parudoks. But paradise ended once again and he reentered the public eye in late 2016, helping to direct the Anime and Stuff club against [DNF]'s rule.
As we all know, the final campaign in 2016 was fought in Christmas Eve. Ballsy launched himself from Snowy B.'s old pirate ship as a gigantic cannonball and crashed into the Sand Castle to rendezvous with the other Templars. It was here that he gave his life to save Fred, Arials, and Golbolco as the castle crumbled, using his body to break their falls. In his dying moments, he revealed his face to Golbolco.
"A man, nothing more." -Golbolco, on Ballsy Stripper's face.
A memorial statue was resurrected in front of the castle during Fred's time in power. Ballscorp is owned entirely by Luis4Rod and somewhere deep underground, the Templars live on and celebrate Ballsy's life. His legacy in Sandbox will never be forgotten.
Ballsy Strippers is perhaps hands-down the most influential Sandbox users ever. The mastermind behind [DATA NOT FOUND]'s downfall, the progenitor of the Templars and by extension the Golbamaniacs, and mentor to Alyssa Jimbei in the arts of politics and mafia, Ballsy left behind a grand legacy that continues to this day.
From humble beginnings: Nightofthelivingcats was an early Sandbox pioneer who had discovered the cybernetic basketball rusting in the dunes. Once awoken, Ballsy Strippers took on a life that indicated he was much more than an eight foot tall orange transformer: there was a man inside of there, and he was here to win.
Ballsy formed a business with Luis 4 Rod called Ballscorp which led to a very active participation in elite Sandbox circles. They all lived in Nightofthelivingcats's penthouse nearby to the Sand Castle, along with Himapapa, the singer Buddy Holly, Smishly, and eventually Kino and Nauta. When Nightofthelivingcats married Buddy Holly, Ballsy bought the property from him.
Life was paradise for Ballsy, until the emergence of the entity known as "zzzzz," who had found his way into Ballsy's property and began causing problems for other residents. This entity was later identified as an early incarnation of [DATA NOT FOUND]. Ballsy also found himself becoming increasingly lazier and unmotivated, and at conflict with fellow flatmates, so he sold the property to Hima and started living at odd properties owned by Ballscorp. [DATA NOT FOUND] rose to notoriety at this point and Ballsy's old flatmate Hima, with her position as a sitemod, had protected him from scrutiny; so Ballsy decided to take matters into his own hands: form a team of users who could help keep his antics in Sandbox under control, without the help of the government. It was also around this time that he became the mentor of Alyssa Jimbei, and they lived together for about a year before Alyssa moved into Ace's complex.
Graphical mode is the default appearance of Lucid's mafia game. Some users seem to have their mafia-viewing suite bug out and display lines of text for dialogue, play cheap music (for the day time), and rely on computer inputs and outputs for gameplay. Why this happens is uncertain, but can be easily fixed.
Super Chimpy, also known as BakerSwag, was a legendary competitive player who managed to game the rules and accrue literally millions of points with her revolutionary bakerswag setup. After being banished from Comp, she retired in Sandbox and made a living off of her four agricultural sites in the far north, selling points to Sandbox users who were ill-equipped to get them otherwise. During the [DATA NOT FOUND] crisis in 2014, Christopherzilla appointed Super Chimpy as his moderator. She was later found dead around the same time as Christopherzilla's abdication, explained by conspiracy theorists such as Ballsy Strippers that the Clique had done it. Her four lobbies to the north were split up among her closest friends in life. May she rest in peace.
