Shwartz99

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Retired until further notice...

oh but here's my discord in case you don't feel like scrolling down                   


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      Owner from 2:46 PM EST 10/27/2018

                 to 9:47 PM EST 4/1/2019


       (THE BEST PLAYER AT COCO'S)


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Shwartz99's "Gambling for the Presidency": https://epicmafia.com/setup/1383336


Best Setup For Every Happy Hour: https://epicmafia.com/topic/74869


EM Tags Thread: https://epicmafia.com/topic/81287


Shwartz99's daily (more like yearly) joke: I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

If you copy and paste this joke in pregame for an unranked game and I roll maf, I won't N1 you!


Questions always appreciated... but may not be answered :P

BTW, in Coco's I sometimes N1 killer by accident, and when it turns out to be auto, I just out myself to let jailer have achievement. Or I hit the unhit bp's to give them achievements. Anyways, my point is please don't get mad at me, killer. I tried my best.


If I am host of a ghost game:

Shwartz99's Geoghost Rules: Words are countries, No country hints, No kicking, Have fun

I also say a lot. Good luck if I ever play a game against you!

Yᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ɪᴛ.


Too pro (it's not photoshopped)

              


     Awards from Sandbox Superlatives Y5

  


 A bunch of users who signed a petition to be on my profile

           


List of Betrayers:

  • EmmaSM
  • Flamingkamikaze
  • zpicas
  • Thechubbynerd
  • GrimReap
  • Bardothren
  • eunhae
  • cide

          Shwartz99 Officially Issued Copypastas:

  • Hello,this is yourcaptain speaking.We've arrived at ourdestination,D1.I hope you've had an enjoyable flight on Shwartz99 Air!
  • Shwartz99's Geoghost Rules: Words are countries, No country hints, No kicking, Have fun
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Stickers

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Questions

about 5 years
you will never win this poke war
???
over 5 years
Users above and below in asks are mega gay
er this doesnt include the answerer does it
anonymousover 5 years
Remember when custom lobbies were a thing? Apparently you do xD
Yep I've always wanted one
anonymousover 6 years
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOOD NATURE. THIS USER HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT, AND YOU MAY BE POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOOD NATURE AS WELL IF YOU POST THIS ON THE WALLS OF FIVE GOOD USERS AND GIVE THEM A +K.
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOOD NATURE. THIS USER HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT, AND YOU MAY BE POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF GOOD NATURE AS WELL IF YOU POST THIS ON THE WALLS OF FIVE GOOD USERS AND GIVE THEM A +K.
deletedover 6 years
how are you so pro
Being "pro" is relative. Quite simply, all you need to do is make everyone else not pro.

Achievements

20 / 20Clint Eastwood
20 / 20Super Sleuth!
20 / 20He's Batman
10 / 10Death Row
18 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
deletedalmost 5 years
One of the beset on em. we will miss you greatly!
almost 5 years
amazing grace
almost 5 years
Greatest owner *tear*
about 5 years
*snickers nefariously*
about 5 years
bad.
about 5 years
Rejected by Rigby now dumped by YellowPear
about 5 years
no
about 5 years
about 5 years
abused mod powers to win me over. but i aint complaining
about 5 years
about 5 years
i just noticed the art by bennywinter of us aw
about 5 years
I finally settled on an avatar I liked, so the quote chain will have to wait!
about 5 years
thanks negged
about 5 years
this user is a certified cool lad
about 5 years
nito is me btw :D
about 5 years
i cant even give karma you foolish little man
about 5 years


it may not look like ur robbing her here but trust me its a robbery
about 5 years
happy 106th karma shwartzy!