Shmeur

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Now I'm a woman of my word; ain't a coochie that's fatter. Don't compare me to them girls; they drier than Nevada.
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vegas
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funkii4710
part of 
Zeal
 family
 
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MY eBOOK OUT NOW: https://www.amazon.com/Porcupine-Apocalypse-Devin-Mize-ebook/dp/B06XS67HZV/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1490226014&sr=8-1&keywords=devin+mize

https://open.spotify.com/artist/4aBOre1qbddvF8cncmS2Yo i'm on spotify lol

also itunes https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/de-cei-vin-single/id1278914769

Stickers

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Friends (227)

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Questions

deletedover 11 years
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
0 cause i just bite it ;]
deletedover 11 years
What's your favorite question?
this one lol/
anonymousover 11 years
did you know that sgr's name means Esse Gay Ass Raaizer?
wtf ?
b0oty
over 11 years
if u could get a dog what breed would it be?
i already have a westie and a boston :)
deletedover 11 years
are u gay
no i'm str8 as an arrow

Achievements

16 / 20
Bulletproof
Clint Eastwood
16 / 25
Bomb
Explosion!
13 / 15
Sheriff
New Sheriff in Town
13 / 25
Lawyer
Objection!
12 / 20
Gunsmith
He's Batman

Created Setups

Thegatso
almost 12 years
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1391664/review kudo plox :3
Gaykward
almost 12 years
hey daddy come sit on this fat dick
EpicSides
almost 12 years
swag is a shitty feature created by americans, so there is no translation for it kthx. Unless maybe "fag" or "douche" ?...
EpicSides
almost 12 years
There isn't a french translation for "Swag".
Gaykward
almost 12 years
You add me on Skype, ok? hayitzjako
Gaykward
almost 12 years
I for reals don't mind. I think all dicks are beautiful. :)
Gaykward
almost 12 years
It's definitely cut. Are you? I don't care either way. :P
Gaykward
almost 12 years
RIDE MY DICK
Gaykward
almost 12 years
Are you really gay? :o
deletedalmost 12 years
the "self so no one" did but the rest didn't
deletedalmost 12 years
i changed it a little ~ but http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maogxr0Crz1qbkfaao1_500.jpg
runwithfire
almost 12 years
:DDDD :3 ty <3
runwithfire
almost 12 years
awk i got negged i gotta take that karma back...
runwithfire
almost 12 years
Plussed for even karma and such
runwithfire
almost 12 years
YOU TOO?????????????????
LucidMind
almost 12 years
+k for amazing partner <3
deletedalmost 12 years
Which synth thing? The one at the beginning is a sample, and I used a plugin called Gross Beat to chop it up. The chime is a VST that is also part of a sample pack. The sample pack I used (mainly) is called "D-Shine's Trapaholic Soundpack XXL".
deletedalmost 12 years
ok sure. not at home at the moment, but will make it longer when i get home :P
deletedalmost 12 years
I mean I only made the instrumental 1 minute long. I can make it longer if you want. :)
deletedalmost 12 years
oh yeah i only made it 1 minute :P