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Your Doorbell Rings

Arcbell
over 10 years

You go to answer it, too much in a hurry to look out to see who it is first, you swing the door open and immediately regret it.

Standing before you, in the middle of the day, your visitor is dressed head to toe as a dinosaur. It's August. The dinosaur is staring at you with gigantic round eyes, speechless, as are you.

Suddenly it clicks, you understand now what this is. A grin develops out of your look of perplexity. "It's been too long," you say, "we've much to discuss."

The dinosaur holds its stare, and nods.

Arcbell
over 10 years

Satan says

So do you claim that you and petricigy are not dating? because on petri's ask fm it is clearly stated that u were dating


Me and petricigy were never dating. Better rewrite the tabloids.
Satan
over 10 years
well birds are dinosaurs so i assume the dinosaur signifies that he has much to discuss with a rooster
cash
over 10 years
arcbell couldnt handle the results of his wrongdoing and lost it
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Arcbell says


Satan says

Arcbell, do you regret marrying someone with XY chromosomes like urself


I wish I were gay.



does the dinosaur in the op signify you coming out of the closet, meeting your other-kin of a gay dinosaur on the other side?
Satan
over 10 years
So do you claim that you and petricigy are not dating? because on petri's ask fm it is clearly stated that u were dating
Arcbell
over 10 years

Retti says


Arcbell says


Retti says


Arcbell says

Btw Empire, repeatedly calling me a nutter, while potentially accurate, isn't going to induce me to spill the beans.


i don't know what kind of buildup you're trying to do when the whole audience thinks you're insane in the membrane


Instead of using that to conclude that I'm stupid, use it to progress your theory about what I'm actually doing here ;)


i think you're making a thread that holds no merit unless you actually reveal what the purpose is


Which is sound logic, but you lack the lateral thinking to use it to bring you past the "arcbell is bonkers" conclusion you've already drawn. gg
Arcbell
over 10 years

Satan says

Arcbell, do you regret marrying someone with XY chromosomes like urself


I wish I were gay.
Satan
over 10 years
did you know the scientific name for a spermwhale is physeter macrocephalus which means spurting big head and if u spell it macrophalus it means spurting big -male genitalia-
Uprizzle
over 10 years
Implying a topic in Off Topic is actually going to have a purpose
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Arcbell says


Retti says


Arcbell says

Btw Empire, repeatedly calling me a nutter, while potentially accurate, isn't going to induce me to spill the beans.


i don't know what kind of buildup you're trying to do when the whole audience thinks you're insane in the membrane


Instead of using that to conclude that I'm stupid, use it to progress your theory about what I'm actually doing here ;)


i think you're making a thread that holds no merit unless you actually reveal what the purpose is
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Did you know that the cost of extracting a kilowatt-hour of energy from coal is 0.4 to 0.8 cents as compared to $1000 from triple-a batteries? (As of 2009)
Satan
over 10 years
Arcbell, do you regret marrying someone with XY chromosomes like urself
Arcbell
over 10 years

Retti says


Arcbell says

Btw Empire, repeatedly calling me a nutter, while potentially accurate, isn't going to induce me to spill the beans.


i don't know what kind of buildup you're trying to do when the whole audience thinks you're insane in the membrane


Instead of using that to conclude that I'm stupid, use it to progress your theory about what I'm actually doing here ;)
AdrenalineMime
over 10 years
empire ur such a cumslut

e: lmao that was a good way to circumvent the censor
Arcbell
over 10 years

Empire says

Real talk Arc you're still my buddy whether you like it or not.

I am going to poke fun at your slippery grip of reality though.


You're the Arcbell to my Pranay. <3
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Arcbell says

Btw Empire, repeatedly calling me a nutter, while potentially accurate, isn't going to induce me to spill the beans.


i don't know what kind of buildup you're trying to do when the whole audience thinks you're insane in the membrane
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Real talk Arc you're still my buddy whether you like it or not.

I am going to poke fun at your slippery grip of reality though.
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Arcbell says

while potentially accurate


lmfao
Arcbell
over 10 years
Btw Empire, repeatedly calling me a nutter, while potentially accurate, isn't going to induce me to spill the beans.
Arcbell
over 10 years
*claps excitedly*
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arcbell, i got you a gift

here it is buddy

climb aboard!!!!

Arcbell
over 10 years
You didn't think it would be that easy, did you KHNM?
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Brontosaurus was never a dinosaur thy had they wrong head on the body
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Rutab says

Goodnight, Jupiter, Arcbell, KHNM, Empire, ScubaSteve, Goodbar, Shivv, NOWTHISISPODRACING, Matt12, Eris, Death, Howl, Cantakerous, Satan, Kerry, Ronny, Bumpers, carolineeee, EmmerLouise, jackattack123, Retti, Love, YouCantFoolMe, Owen, 7Liquid7, Colly, LaurieRose, and anyone else who didn't post in this thread!


goodnight
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