Your Doorbell Rings

Arcbellabout 12 years ago

You go to answer it, too much in a hurry to look out to see who it is first, you swing the door open and immediately regret it.

Standing before you, in the middle of the day, your visitor is dressed head to toe as a dinosaur. It's August. The dinosaur is staring at you with gigantic round eyes, speechless, as are you.

Suddenly it clicks, you understand now what this is. A grin develops out of your look of perplexity. "It's been too long," you say, "we've much to discuss."

The dinosaur holds its stare, and nods.

Arcbellabout 12 years ago
Satan
So do you claim that you and petricigy are not dating? because on petri's ask fm it is clearly stated that u were dating
Me and petricigy were never dating. Better rewrite the tabloids.
Satanabout 12 years ago
well birds are dinosaurs so i assume the dinosaur signifies that he has much to discuss with a rooster
cashabout 12 years ago
arcbell couldnt handle the results of his wrongdoing and lost it
deleteddeletedabout 12 years agoedited
Arcbell
Satan
Arcbell, do you regret marrying someone with XY chromosomes like urself
I wish I were gay.

does the dinosaur in the op signify you coming out of the closet, meeting your other-kin of a gay dinosaur on the other side?
Satanabout 12 years agoedited
So do you claim that you and petricigy are not dating? because on petri's ask fm it is clearly stated that u were dating
Arcbellabout 12 years ago
Retti
Arcbell
Retti
Arcbell
Btw Empire, repeatedly calling me a nutter, while potentially accurate, isn't going to induce me to spill the beans.
i don't know what kind of buildup you're trying to do when the whole audience thinks you're insane in the membrane
Instead of using that to conclude that I'm stupid, use it to progress your theory about what I'm actually doing here ;)
i think you're making a thread that holds no merit unless you actually reveal what the purpose is
Which is sound logic, but you lack the lateral thinking to use it to bring you past the "arcbell is bonkers" conclusion you've already drawn. gg
Arcbellabout 12 years ago
Satan
Arcbell, do you regret marrying someone with XY chromosomes like urself
I wish I were gay.
Satanabout 12 years ago
did you know the scientific name for a spermwhale is physeter macrocephalus which means spurting big head and if u spell it macrophalus it means spurting big -male genitalia-
Uprizzleabout 12 years ago
Implying a topic in Off Topic is actually going to have a purpose
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Arcbell
Retti
Arcbell
Btw Empire, repeatedly calling me a nutter, while potentially accurate, isn't going to induce me to spill the beans.
i don't know what kind of buildup you're trying to do when the whole audience thinks you're insane in the membrane
Instead of using that to conclude that I'm stupid, use it to progress your theory about what I'm actually doing here ;)
i think you're making a thread that holds no merit unless you actually reveal what the purpose is
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Did you know that the cost of extracting a kilowatt-hour of energy from coal is 0.4 to 0.8 cents as compared to $1000 from triple-a batteries? (As of 2009)
Satanabout 12 years ago
Arcbell, do you regret marrying someone with XY chromosomes like urself
Arcbellabout 12 years ago
Retti
Arcbell
Btw Empire, repeatedly calling me a nutter, while potentially accurate, isn't going to induce me to spill the beans.
i don't know what kind of buildup you're trying to do when the whole audience thinks you're insane in the membrane
Instead of using that to conclude that I'm stupid, use it to progress your theory about what I'm actually doing here ;)
AdrenalineMimeabout 12 years agoedited
empire ur such a cumslut

e: lmao that was a good way to circumvent the censor
Arcbellabout 12 years ago
Empire
Real talk Arc you're still my buddy whether you like it or not.

I am going to poke fun at your slippery grip of reality though.
You're the Arcbell to my Pranay. <3
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Arcbell
Btw Empire, repeatedly calling me a nutter, while potentially accurate, isn't going to induce me to spill the beans.
i don't know what kind of buildup you're trying to do when the whole audience thinks you're insane in the membrane
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Real talk Arc you're still my buddy whether you like it or not.

I am going to poke fun at your slippery grip of reality though.
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Arcbell
while potentially accurate
lmfao
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Arcbellabout 12 years ago
Btw Empire, repeatedly calling me a nutter, while potentially accurate, isn't going to induce me to spill the beans.
Arcbellabout 12 years ago
*claps excitedly*
deleteddeletedabout 12 years agoedited
arcbell, i got you a gift

here it is buddy

climb aboard!!!!

Arcbellabout 12 years ago
You didn't think it would be that easy, did you KHNM?
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Brontosaurus was never a dinosaur thy had they wrong head on the body
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Rutab
Goodnight, Jupiter, Arcbell, KHNM, Empire, ScubaSteve, Goodbar, Shivv, NOWTHISISPODRACING, Matt12, Eris, Death, Howl, Cantakerous, Satan, Kerry, Ronny, Bumpers, carolineeee, EmmerLouise, jackattack123, Retti, Love, YouCantFoolMe, Owen, 7Liquid7, Colly, LaurieRose, and anyone else who didn't post in this thread!
goodnight
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
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