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Your Doorbell Rings

Arcbellabout 12 years ago

You go to answer it, too much in a hurry to look out to see who it is first, you swing the door open and immediately regret it.

Standing before you, in the middle of the day, your visitor is dressed head to toe as a dinosaur. It's August. The dinosaur is staring at you with gigantic round eyes, speechless, as are you.

Suddenly it clicks, you understand now what this is. A grin develops out of your look of perplexity. "It's been too long," you say, "we've much to discuss."

The dinosaur holds its stare, and nods.

sircyxabout 12 years ago

you make passionate interspecies dinosaur love after karate practice.

/thread

cashabout 12 years ago

I am cleaner than myself. It is exponential.There is no limit to my cleanliness.

Arcbellabout 12 years ago

cash

i am cleaner than God. I dare you to point anything out.

I wouldn't do that to you pranay. I know how you value your reputation. I'm also reluctant to make this thread about pranay because I'm having too much fun.

deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago

Also there is no god so that's not a very big accomplishment

Satanabout 12 years ago

did you guys know that arcbell's clinically insane and is posting from a mental ward

deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago

You have a pet cow and cows are dirty

deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago

Hang on I want to try something guys stop posting for a bit ok

cashabout 12 years ago

i am cleaner than God. I dare you to point anything out.

Arcbellabout 12 years ago

KillHimNotMe

Stop posting for a minute guys I want to try something

You've tried this before. It didn't work D:

deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago

Did you know that the hydrogen bomb is actually a two-part nuclear bomb, with the hydrogen fusion being triggered by the fission of either uranium or plutonium?

deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago

Arcbell

Retti
Arcbell
Retti
that was a joke, much like your op unless you lay your cards right
I don't show my hand when the person sitting across from me folds.
what does this even mean
It's a reference to poker, and a subtle hint you won't pick up on.

i mean in the context of this thread, i get that it's about poker

i just dont get why you waste everyone's time

deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago

Stop posting for a minute guys I want to try something

Arcbellabout 12 years ago

Retti

Arcbell
Retti
that was a joke, much like your op unless you lay your cards right
I don't show my hand when the person sitting across from me folds.
what does this even mean

It's a reference to poker, and a subtle hint you won't pick up on.

deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago

Arcbell

Retti
that was a joke, much like your op unless you lay your cards right
I don't show my hand when the person sitting across from me folds.

what does this even mean

Arcbellabout 12 years ago

cash

the way the mods react to such things, makes me wonder if they have anything to fear. It is like nobody is clean, and has done something wrong. You guys must really be jealous of me.

No one is clean. Especially you.

Satanabout 12 years ago

why are so many girls saying theyre a boy?

cashabout 12 years ago

the way the mods react to such things, makes me wonder if they have anything to fear. It is like nobody is clean, and has done something wrong. You guys must really be jealous of me.

nbtnabout 12 years ago

2:18 AM - Tic Tac® Orange: everyone on em is weird

Arcbellabout 12 years ago

Retti

that was a joke, much like your op unless you lay your cards right

I don't show my hand when the person sitting across from me folds.

deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago

Arcbell

Retti
Arcbell
Satan
Arcbell, do you regret marrying someone with XY chromosomes like urself
I wish I were gay.
does the dinosaur in the op signify you coming out of the closet, meeting your other-kin of a gay dinosaur on the other side?
On second thought, Retti, confine yourself to inside-the-box thinking from now on >.>

that was a joke, much like your op unless you lay your cards right

Arcbellabout 12 years ago

Satan

Arcbell
Satan
So do you claim that you and petricigy are not dating? because on petri's ask fm it is clearly stated that u were dating
Me and petricigy were never dating. Better rewrite the tabloids.
you better get a shorter leash then dawg, petri's tellin every1 ur dating and ur so hot.

Looks like you got trolled. By petri. Lol.

Arcbellabout 12 years ago

Retti

Arcbell
Satan
Arcbell, do you regret marrying someone with XY chromosomes like urself
I wish I were gay.
does the dinosaur in the op signify you coming out of the closet, meeting your other-kin of a gay dinosaur on the other side?

On second thought, Retti, confine yourself to inside-the-box thinking from now on >.>

Satanabout 12 years ago

Arcbell

Satan
So do you claim that you and petricigy are not dating? because on petri's ask fm it is clearly stated that u were dating
Me and petricigy were never dating. Better rewrite the tabloids.

you better get a shorter leash then dawg, petri's tellin every1 ur dating and ur so hot.

AdrenalineMimeabout 12 years ago

is it a vio if i just douse everything in *** to avoid the censor

deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago

Arc if you're going to make some grand revelation about a mod/admin just do it already.