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Your Doorbell Rings

over 10 years

You go to answer it, too much in a hurry to look out to see who it is first, you swing the door open and immediately regret it.

Standing before you, in the middle of the day, your visitor is dressed head to toe as a dinosaur. It's August. The dinosaur is staring at you with gigantic round eyes, speechless, as are you.

Suddenly it clicks, you understand now what this is. A grin develops out of your look of perplexity. "It's been too long," you say, "we've much to discuss."

The dinosaur holds its stare, and nods.

over 10 years
you make passionate interspecies dinosaur love after karate practice.

/thread
over 10 years
I am cleaner than myself. It is exponential.There is no limit to my cleanliness.
over 10 years

cash says

i am cleaner than God. I dare you to point anything out.


I wouldn't do that to you pranay. I know how you value your reputation. I'm also reluctant to make this thread about pranay because I'm having too much fun.
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Also there is no god so that's not a very big accomplishment
over 10 years
did you guys know that arcbell's clinically insane and is posting from a mental ward
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You have a pet cow and cows are dirty
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Hang on I want to try something guys stop posting for a bit ok
over 10 years
i am cleaner than God. I dare you to point anything out.
over 10 years

KillHimNotMe says

Stop posting for a minute guys I want to try something


You've tried this before. It didn't work D:
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Did you know that the hydrogen bomb is actually a two-part nuclear bomb, with the hydrogen fusion being triggered by the fission of either uranium or plutonium?
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Arcbell says


Retti says


Arcbell says


Retti says

that was a joke, much like your op unless you lay your cards right


I don't show my hand when the person sitting across from me folds.


what does this even mean


It's a reference to poker, and a subtle hint you won't pick up on.


i mean in the context of this thread, i get that it's about poker

i just dont get why you waste everyone's time
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Stop posting for a minute guys I want to try something
over 10 years

Retti says


Arcbell says


Retti says

that was a joke, much like your op unless you lay your cards right


I don't show my hand when the person sitting across from me folds.


what does this even mean


It's a reference to poker, and a subtle hint you won't pick up on.
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Arcbell says


Retti says

that was a joke, much like your op unless you lay your cards right


I don't show my hand when the person sitting across from me folds.


what does this even mean
over 10 years

cash says

the way the mods react to such things, makes me wonder if they have anything to fear. It is like nobody is clean, and has done something wrong. You guys must really be jealous of me.


No one is clean. Especially you.
over 10 years
why are so many girls saying theyre a boy?
over 10 years
the way the mods react to such things, makes me wonder if they have anything to fear. It is like nobody is clean, and has done something wrong. You guys must really be jealous of me.
over 10 years
2:18 AM - Tic TacĀ® Orange: everyone on em is weird
over 10 years

Retti says

that was a joke, much like your op unless you lay your cards right


I don't show my hand when the person sitting across from me folds.
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Arcbell says


Retti says


Arcbell says


Satan says

Arcbell, do you regret marrying someone with XY chromosomes like urself


I wish I were gay.


does the dinosaur in the op signify you coming out of the closet, meeting your other-kin of a gay dinosaur on the other side?


On second thought, Retti, confine yourself to inside-the-box thinking from now on >.>


that was a joke, much like your op unless you lay your cards right
over 10 years

Satan says


Arcbell says


Satan says

So do you claim that you and petricigy are not dating? because on petri's ask fm it is clearly stated that u were dating


Me and petricigy were never dating. Better rewrite the tabloids.


you better get a shorter leash then dawg, petri's tellin every1 ur dating and ur so hot.


Looks like you got trolled. By petri. Lol.
over 10 years

Retti says


Arcbell says


Satan says

Arcbell, do you regret marrying someone with XY chromosomes like urself


I wish I were gay.


does the dinosaur in the op signify you coming out of the closet, meeting your other-kin of a gay dinosaur on the other side?


On second thought, Retti, confine yourself to inside-the-box thinking from now on >.>
over 10 years

Arcbell says


Satan says

So do you claim that you and petricigy are not dating? because on petri's ask fm it is clearly stated that u were dating


Me and petricigy were never dating. Better rewrite the tabloids.


you better get a shorter leash then dawg, petri's tellin every1 ur dating and ur so hot.
over 10 years
is it a vio if i just douse everything in *** to avoid the censor
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Arc if you're going to make some grand revelation about a mod/admin just do it already.