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Your Doorbell Rings

over 10 years

You go to answer it, too much in a hurry to look out to see who it is first, you swing the door open and immediately regret it.

Standing before you, in the middle of the day, your visitor is dressed head to toe as a dinosaur. It's August. The dinosaur is staring at you with gigantic round eyes, speechless, as are you.

Suddenly it clicks, you understand now what this is. A grin develops out of your look of perplexity. "It's been too long," you say, "we've much to discuss."

The dinosaur holds its stare, and nods.

over 10 years

Rutab says

I feel like there is some sort of conspiracy that we don't even know about and this temporary "peace" on Epicmafia.com is just the calm before a storm.


Ok good, Rutab's back on track for what you're supposed to be thinking (thumbs up)
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Arcbell on a scale of 1 to the Burj Khalifa how high are you?
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Did you take a long walk on the beach, strolling along leisurely in the lunar glow, before tussling together in the sand with you gently kissing the moon's shimmering light reflecting off of Bronto's shiny, smooth to the touch bare scalp?
over 10 years

Empire says


Arcbell says

That's what you're supposed to think.


Is Bronto a good kisser, Arcbell?


Probably.
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I feel like there is some sort of conspiracy that we don't even know about and this temporary "peace" on Epicmafia.com is just the calm before a storm.
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Arcbell says

That's what you're supposed to think.


Is Bronto a good kisser, Arcbell?
over 10 years

Rutab says

Cows make excellent doors


That, however, is NOT what you're supposed to think ._.
over 10 years

Empire says

It's a story about him and bronto making up and then making out.


That's what you're supposed to think.
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Cows make excellent doors
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It's a story about him and bronto making up and then making out.
over 10 years
It's a closed doors meeting.
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what will you be discussing
over 10 years

Empire says

At least he has a man dressed as a dinosaur in front of his door.


No, sadly I don't even have that yet.
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At least he has a man dressed as a dinosaur in front of his door.
over 10 years

Shivv says

Things Arcbell doesnt have:

- An 80+ IQ
- Wit
- A reason to live

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Things Arcbell doesn't have:

- An 80+ IQ
- Wit
- A reason to live
over 10 years

KillHimNotMe says

I do idiot can't you read no wonder they fired you laughing *** off


Erm I quit as mod, I wasn't fired: you're thinking of my adminship, in which case "they" isn't applicable since it was one man.
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Hang on a sec everybody stop posting for a bit
over 10 years
KHNM's given you the most appropriate answer possible
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I do idiot can't you read no wonder they fired you laughing *** off
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bonhomie it means good attitude :):):):)
over 10 years

Arcbell says


KillHimNotMe says

Why don't you want to be a mod? Isn't life as a peasant dull after experiencing the ecstasy of unlimited administrative power? If I held that much power in my hands inwouldnt be able toto back to just another epicmafia.com poster


Who says I'm just another poster?


you are
over 10 years

KillHimNotMe says

Why don't you want to be a mod? Isn't life as a peasant dull after experiencing the ecstasy of unlimited administrative power? If I held that much power in my hands inwouldnt be able toto back to just another epicmafia.com poster


Who says I'm just another poster?
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Actually Arcbell they celebrate Halloween in August in Canada
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SHUT THE HELL UP CRAZY DUDE