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Your Doorbell Rings

over 10 years

You go to answer it, too much in a hurry to look out to see who it is first, you swing the door open and immediately regret it.

Standing before you, in the middle of the day, your visitor is dressed head to toe as a dinosaur. It's August. The dinosaur is staring at you with gigantic round eyes, speechless, as are you.

Suddenly it clicks, you understand now what this is. A grin develops out of your look of perplexity. "It's been too long," you say, "we've much to discuss."

The dinosaur holds its stare, and nods.

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Why don't you want to be a mod? Isn't life as a peasant dull after experiencing the ecstasy of unlimited administrative power? If I held that much power in my hands inwouldnt be able toto back to just another epicmafia.com poster
over 10 years
this is stupid
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KillHimNotMe says

Empire im gettin real tired of yor *** homie


you're gettin real tired of my what?

i can't read it you starred it out

are you gettin real tired of my salsa? because i thought the salsa was pretty good

or was it the panini?
over 10 years

KillHimNotMe says

How is it being August relevant to you story Arcbell


Because it tells you its not Halloween, which would be a reasonable circumstance under which someone could ring your doorbell in full costume.
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How is it being August relevant to you story Arcbell
over 10 years

Empire says


Arcbell says

Also I'm annoyed I haven't gotten the appropriate response from this thread yet.


Maybe you should stop beating around the bush and actually face things directly or not post to begin with.


what mate?
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Empire im gettin real tired of yor *** homie
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What is the appropriate reps onse I would be happy to provide it for you to make up for earlier :)
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Arcbell says

Also I'm annoyed I haven't gotten the appropriate response from this thread yet.


Maybe you should stop beating around the bush and actually face things directly or not post to begin with.
over 10 years
This does not bode well for me.
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No I mean you like the general you meaning everyone including your mother. I am a cold an emotionless husk, Arcbell.
over 10 years
Also I'm annoyed I haven't gotten the appropriate response from this thread yet.
over 10 years
I can't, but she'll find a way.
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You can't break what is already broken
over 10 years
She'd only break your heart khnm. Watch out.
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you'd be upstairs trying not to want to moderate epicmafia.com and we'd be playing a little tongue cricket if you catch my drift ;););)
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if i wanted to kiss your mom i would be kissing your mom
over 10 years
no, U
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wow you're such a badass
over 10 years

Jupiter says

We don't harass Arcbell or anything, we're just not going to let him moderate. :D


If I wanted to moderate right now, I'd be a moderator.
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Howl says

You can get the Fox News Arcbell Sucks version or check in with multiple sources for the complete story.


i bet you were a real joy in your high school english classes
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Jupiter says


YouCantFoolMe says

bronto isnt modding u is he


Arcbell Sucks won't let that happen

over 10 years
im assuming you were really bored with absolutely nothing to do
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Empire says

"Off the Deep End" ft. Arc the Bell, Part 374.

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He's gone full lolwot.