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Your Doorbell Rings

over 10 years

You go to answer it, too much in a hurry to look out to see who it is first, you swing the door open and immediately regret it.

Standing before you, in the middle of the day, your visitor is dressed head to toe as a dinosaur. It's August. The dinosaur is staring at you with gigantic round eyes, speechless, as are you.

Suddenly it clicks, you understand now what this is. A grin develops out of your look of perplexity. "It's been too long," you say, "we've much to discuss."

The dinosaur holds its stare, and nods.

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Censor deez nutz, Phil.
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Your doorbell rings...

It's me, ***.
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TheFisherman says

Way to necro a thread... jesus.

over 10 years
Lol
over 10 years

Empire says

Did you take a long walk on the beach, strolling along leisurely in the lunar glow, before tussling together in the sand with you gently kissing the moon's shimmering light reflecting off of Bronto's shiny, smooth to the touch bare scalp?


Dude
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Bernie ain't comin back :'(
over 10 years
Way to necro a thread... jesus.
over 10 years
The actual purpose of me going to Arcbell's house dressed as a dinosaur was to develop a plan to bring bernin back to EM.
over 10 years
dawn of the second day
over 10 years
Bronto's on vacation dawg
over 10 years
Lame, no dice. I guess I'll try the other way then.
over 10 years

Arcbell says

Oh, hey. Looks like the fact that I didn't bump this didn't cause any trouble. Brb while I read back.


bronto didn't respond to u
over 10 years
Oh, hey. Looks like the fact that I didn't bump this didn't cause any trouble. Brb while I read back.
over 10 years
No, NO. *** YOU.
over 10 years
*** off kid
over 10 years
Because Peter deserves it
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why dont you shoo matt12
over 10 years
shoo, peter. shoo.
over 10 years

Shivv says

Things Arcbell doesn't have:

- An 80+ IQ
- Wit
- A reason to live


Lotta anger here
over 10 years

Empire says

Well, we all know they just adore children.


BRUTAL
over 10 years
oops still on edarks account ~_~
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nbtnbt5 says

2:18 AM - Tic TacĀ® Orange: everyone on em is weird


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jackattack123 says


LaurieRose says

Dinos are scary. Run away! Do you have a club nearby? One with a good dj?


If Laurierose ever encounters someone dressed as a dinosaur she immediately runs to the comfort of cheap alcohol, strangers, and deafening techno music


Na just one with good dancing lol
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Christopherzilla says

It's me.

Have you hear the good news about our lord and savior?


/thread
over 10 years

Cantankerous says

it's hard to rip on arcbell when the most engaged he's ever been in his life is feebly trying to earn ecool swag points on a waning-in-popularity website. i mean, the hush-hush family correspondence letters write themselves.