Your Doorbell Rings

Arcbellabout 12 years ago

You go to answer it, too much in a hurry to look out to see who it is first, you swing the door open and immediately regret it.

Standing before you, in the middle of the day, your visitor is dressed head to toe as a dinosaur. It's August. The dinosaur is staring at you with gigantic round eyes, speechless, as are you.

Suddenly it clicks, you understand now what this is. A grin develops out of your look of perplexity. "It's been too long," you say, "we've much to discuss."

The dinosaur holds its stare, and nods.

deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Censor deez nutz, Phil.
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Your doorbell rings...

It's me, ***.
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
TheFisherman
Way to necro a thread... jesus.
Winningduhabout 12 years ago
Lol
Gigaabout 12 years ago
Empire
Did you take a long walk on the beach, strolling along leisurely in the lunar glow, before tussling together in the sand with you gently kissing the moon's shimmering light reflecting off of Bronto's shiny, smooth to the touch bare scalp?
Dude
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Bernie ain't comin back :'(
TheFishermanabout 12 years ago
Way to necro a thread... jesus.
thebrontosaurusabout 12 years ago
The actual purpose of me going to Arcbell's house dressed as a dinosaur was to develop a plan to bring bernin back to EM.
4
AdrenalineMimeabout 12 years ago
dawn of the second day
Satanabout 12 years ago
Bronto's on vacation dawg
Arcbellabout 12 years ago
Lame, no dice. I guess I'll try the other way then.
Satanabout 12 years ago
Arcbell
Oh, hey. Looks like the fact that I didn't bump this didn't cause any trouble. Brb while I read back.
bronto didn't respond to u
Arcbellabout 12 years ago
Oh, hey. Looks like the fact that I didn't bump this didn't cause any trouble. Brb while I read back.
Matt12about 12 years ago
No, NO. *** YOU.
Petaabout 12 years ago
*** off kid
Matt12about 12 years ago
Because Peter deserves it
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
why dont you shoo matt12
Matt12about 12 years ago
shoo, peter. shoo.
Petaabout 12 years ago
Shivv
Things Arcbell doesn't have:

- An 80+ IQ
- Wit
- A reason to live
Lotta anger here
Petaabout 12 years ago
Empire
Well, we all know they just adore children.
BRUTAL
Duppiabout 12 years agoedited
oops still on edarks account ~_~
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
nbtnbt5
2:18 AM - Tic Tac® Orange: everyone on em is weird
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
jackattack123
LaurieRose
Dinos are scary. Run away! Do you have a club nearby? One with a good dj?
If Laurierose ever encounters someone dressed as a dinosaur she immediately runs to the comfort of cheap alcohol, strangers, and deafening techno music
Na just one with good dancing lol
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Christopherzilla
It's me.

Have you hear the good news about our lord and savior?
/thread
pranay7744about 12 years ago
Cantankerous
it's hard to rip on arcbell when the most engaged he's ever been in his life is feebly trying to earn ecool swag points on a waning-in-popularity website. i mean, the hush-hush family correspondence letters write themselves.