Your Doorbell Rings

Arcbellabout 12 years ago

You go to answer it, too much in a hurry to look out to see who it is first, you swing the door open and immediately regret it.

Standing before you, in the middle of the day, your visitor is dressed head to toe as a dinosaur. It's August. The dinosaur is staring at you with gigantic round eyes, speechless, as are you.

Suddenly it clicks, you understand now what this is. A grin develops out of your look of perplexity. "It's been too long," you say, "we've much to discuss."

The dinosaur holds its stare, and nods.

cezarusabout 12 years ago
Christopherzilla
It's me.

Have you hear the good news about our lord and savior?
God bless you chris
1
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Christopherzilla
It's me.

Have you hear the good news about our lord and savior?
Christopherzillaabout 12 years ago
It's me.

Have you hear the good news about our lord and savior?
12
Matt12about 12 years ago
that was a bit harsh
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
okay it's not that hard, arcbell's a *** loser and i've beheaded him multiple times
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
it's hard to rip on arcbell when the most engaged he's ever been in his life is feebly trying to earn ecool swag points on a waning-in-popularity website. i mean, the hush-hush family correspondence letters write themselves.
Matt12about 12 years ago
No, Thodges worked that & I absolutely hated him.
Satanabout 12 years ago
Cantankerous
Matt12
I like you Arc. I don't like this thread, but I like you.
the matt12 seal of approval is the kiss of death
didnt matt12 approve of the em radio
Matt12about 12 years ago
I bring validation to those whom I deem worthy since I've been on this site 4ever & ever.
jackabout 12 years ago
I don't like arcbell, but i chuckle at the sh*t he gets on this thread
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Matt12
I like you Arc. I don't like this thread, but I like you.
the matt12 seal of approval is the kiss of death
Satanabout 12 years ago
i wonder if arcbell realizes that bronto is on vacation................
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Arcbell
Cantankerous
Arcbell
Jupiter
We don't harass Arcbell or anything, we're just not going to let him moderate. :D
If I wanted to moderate right now, I'd be a moderator.
false
For you, maybe.

lel
this is the most interesting thing going on in your life
Matt12about 12 years ago
I like you Arc. I don't like this thread, but I like you.
Satanabout 12 years ago
i think thats enough evidence to ban you arcbell!
Satanabout 12 years ago
Arcbell
Satan
jackattack123
I think arcbell is trying to troll? Its ok everyones bad when they first start out doing something
i think he tried taking a page out of banned user blkkkskkknhead's book, but it fell flat when he didn't know what to do afterwards.
The real explanation sounds a lot less likely than what you just said, which is why you'll never figure it out :P
so are u claiming to be banned user blkkkskkknhead?

ur both the same age and from canada
Arcbellabout 12 years ago
Oh how I've enjoyed day 1 of this thread. I'll bid you all goodnight though. Tomorrow I'll bump this if it hasn't accomplished what I designed it for by then.
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Maybe I really am litterbug and I'm just doing a stint as a 36-year-old male fashion model
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
cash
the way the mods react to such things, makes me wonder if they have anything to fear. It is like nobody is clean, and has done something wrong. You guys must really be jealous of me.
you're way too self absorbed. i think you need to achieve enlightenment.
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Girls caring about size is actually a myth started by the gay agenda to try to trick guys into thinking about their penors
Matt12about 12 years ago
i dont think biggayal is around lol. He left a real long time ago.
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Is that guy still around I have no idea who all these name changed people are
Satanabout 12 years ago
KillHimNotMe
He said it to me when he thought I was a 15-year-old girl
was that during ur stint as litterbug
Matt12about 12 years agoedited
When Lucid threatened to shut down EM, a lot of older people came back to vouch 4 the site.

&&&&& hm, idk about that, KHMN. Let's see yours.
Satanabout 12 years ago
i agree khnm