Epicmafia

Your Doorbell Rings

over 10 years

You go to answer it, too much in a hurry to look out to see who it is first, you swing the door open and immediately regret it.

Standing before you, in the middle of the day, your visitor is dressed head to toe as a dinosaur. It's August. The dinosaur is staring at you with gigantic round eyes, speechless, as are you.

Suddenly it clicks, you understand now what this is. A grin develops out of your look of perplexity. "It's been too long," you say, "we've much to discuss."

The dinosaur holds its stare, and nods.

cezarus

over 10 years

Christopherzilla says

It's me.

Have you hear the good news about our lord and savior?

God bless you chris

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Christopherzilla says

It's me.

Have you hear the good news about our lord and savior?

Christopherzilla

over 10 years

It's me.

Have you hear the good news about our lord and savior?

Matt12

over 10 years

that was a bit harsh

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okay it's not that hard, arcbell's a *** loser and i've beheaded him multiple times

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it's hard to rip on arcbell when the most engaged he's ever been in his life is feebly trying to earn ecool swag points on a waning-in-popularity website. i mean, the hush-hush family correspondence letters write themselves.

Matt12

over 10 years

No, Thodges worked that & I absolutely hated him.

Satan

over 10 years

Cantankerous says

Matt12 says

I like you Arc. I don't like this thread, but I like you.

the matt12 seal of approval is the kiss of death

didnt matt12 approve of the em radio

Matt12

over 10 years

I bring validation to those whom I deem worthy since I've been on this site 4ever & ever.

jack

over 10 years

I don't like arcbell, but i chuckle at the sh*t he gets on this thread

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Matt12 says

I like you Arc. I don't like this thread, but I like you.

the matt12 seal of approval is the kiss of death

Satan

over 10 years

i wonder if arcbell realizes that bronto is on vacation................

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Arcbell says

Cantankerous says

Arcbell says

Jupiter says

We don't harass Arcbell or anything, we're just not going to let him moderate. :D

If I wanted to moderate right now, I'd be a moderator.

false

For you, maybe.

lel

this is the most interesting thing going on in your life

Matt12

over 10 years

I like you Arc. I don't like this thread, but I like you.

Satan

over 10 years

i think thats enough evidence to ban you arcbell!

Satan

over 10 years

Arcbell says

Satan says

jackattack123 says

I think arcbell is trying to troll? Its ok everyones bad when they first start out doing something

i think he tried taking a page out of banned user blkkkskkknhead's book, but it fell flat when he didn't know what to do afterwards.

The real explanation sounds a lot less likely than what you just said, which is why you'll never figure it out :P

so are u claiming to be banned user blkkkskkknhead?

ur both the same age and from canada

Arcbell

over 10 years

Oh how I've enjoyed day 1 of this thread. I'll bid you all goodnight though. Tomorrow I'll bump this if it hasn't accomplished what I designed it for by then.

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Maybe I really am litterbug and I'm just doing a stint as a 36-year-old male fashion model

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cash says

the way the mods react to such things, makes me wonder if they have anything to fear. It is like nobody is clean, and has done something wrong. You guys must really be jealous of me.

you're way too self absorbed. i think you need to achieve enlightenment.

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Girls caring about size is actually a myth started by the gay agenda to try to trick guys into thinking about their penors

Matt12

over 10 years

i dont think biggayal is around lol. He left a real long time ago.

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Is that guy still around I have no idea who all these name changed people are

Satan

over 10 years

KillHimNotMe says