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Your Doorbell Rings

Arcbellabout 12 years ago

You go to answer it, too much in a hurry to look out to see who it is first, you swing the door open and immediately regret it.

Standing before you, in the middle of the day, your visitor is dressed head to toe as a dinosaur. It's August. The dinosaur is staring at you with gigantic round eyes, speechless, as are you.

Suddenly it clicks, you understand now what this is. A grin develops out of your look of perplexity. "It's been too long," you say, "we've much to discuss."

The dinosaur holds its stare, and nods.

Arcbellabout 12 years ago
Satan
Arcbell
Dolphins.
very intelligent post, by arcbell
Are you trying to sell us on the idea that you don't know what I meant? :)
Arcbellabout 12 years ago
Empire
Do you not find my facts interesting Bellarc
2troll4me
Satanabout 12 years ago
Arcbell
Dolphins.
very intelligent post, by arcbell
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deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Do you not find my facts interesting Bellarc
Arcbellabout 12 years ago
Satan
has anyone realized that the people posting questions on arcbell's AMA are actually just alts of arcbell?

No one in their right mind would post the things being posted.

"You've done a wonderful job as Admin and people are very unfair to you. I hope you'll enjoy staying on the site and that you're dealing with this ok. Be the best cheating mod ever (frankly, you were before!)."

LOL nice alt posts arcbell, good laughs
LOL I did that once. I felt really stupid afterwards and deleted it.
cashabout 12 years ago
i decline to pay attention to the OP on the grounds that I dont want to. Also I thought you were one of those who wouldnt compromise his integrity. But you are not. You are just like retti. And runwithfire. And as noob as howl. Who thinks maf cant win if meteor is forced on them.
Satanabout 12 years ago
has anyone realized that the people posting questions on arcbell's AMA are actually just alts of arcbell?

No one in their right mind would post the things being posted.

"You've done a wonderful job as Admin and people are very unfair to you. I hope you'll enjoy staying on the site and that you're dealing with this ok. Be the best cheating mod ever (frankly, you were before!)."

LOL nice alt posts arcbell, good laughs
Arcbellabout 12 years ago
Satan
i wonder if arcbell knows his doctors make fun of him.......
Dolphins.
jackabout 12 years agoedited
Arcbell
I'm actually just a jerk.
yyyuuuppp
Satanabout 12 years ago
i wonder if arcbell knows his doctors make fun of him.......
Arcbellabout 12 years agoedited
Pranay, if anyone can figure this thread out against my intentions it's you.

I'll be dissapointed if the only idea you can extract from this is that I've gone insane.
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Did you know that the first nuclear weapon tested by North Korea in 2006 only had a yield of 0.5 kilotons?

To visualize how small this is, here's a chart showing the effect on New York City:

http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/?&kt=0.5&lat=40.72422&lng=-73.9961&hob_opt=1&hob_psi=5&hob_ft=813&zm=15

Also available on the site is North Korea's second nuclear test, which the site has inaccurately listed as 6 kilotons but was in fact a maximum of 2.35 kilotons.

The third nuclear test, in 2013, is still undetermined with South Korea estimating a yield of 6 to 9 kilotons and China estimating 8.4 to 16.
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Retti u can compromise my integrity any day
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
i empathize with you especially pranay because for the most part, you have good intentions. you just have a really warped way of showing it
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deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
cash
retti on the other hand has compromised his integrity many times
you think anyone that i show empathy to is my friend
Arcbellabout 12 years ago
KillHimNotMe
Seems like delusions of grandeur to me, also consistent with pschizophrenia. You believe you have some secret important knowledge that makes you special and nobody else can figure out like the CIA is controlling your mind or the ILLOOMANAUGHTY
I'm actually just a jerk.
cashabout 12 years ago
retti on the other hand has compromised his integrity many times
sircyxabout 12 years ago
arcbell, minutes before being ravaged by massive trex donger

deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
There is only one math
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
cash
I am cleaner than myself. It is exponential.There is no limit to my cleanliness.
goddamn
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
If you are so clean then how come your postin in a troll thread
cashabout 12 years ago
@arc- you wouldnt,because you cant. there is absolutely nothing
Arcbellabout 12 years ago
cash
I am cleaner than myself. It is exponential.There is no limit to my cleanliness.
Now you're just trying to bother me with bad maths.
deleteddeletedabout 12 years ago
Seems like delusions of grandeur to me, also consistent with pschizophrenia. You believe you have some secret important knowledge that makes you special and nobody else can figure out like the CIA is controlling your mind or the ILLOOMANAUGHTY
Arcbellabout 12 years ago
Satan
did you guys know that arcbell's clinically insane and is posting from a mental ward
There's no such thing as clinical insanity because there's no such diagnosis as "insane"