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Your Doorbell Rings

over 10 years

You go to answer it, too much in a hurry to look out to see who it is first, you swing the door open and immediately regret it.

Standing before you, in the middle of the day, your visitor is dressed head to toe as a dinosaur. It's August. The dinosaur is staring at you with gigantic round eyes, speechless, as are you.

Suddenly it clicks, you understand now what this is. A grin develops out of your look of perplexity. "It's been too long," you say, "we've much to discuss."

The dinosaur holds its stare, and nods.

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No Dugan I don think that I will
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You're welcome, KillHimNotMe.
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KillHImNotMe post some more pom
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Thanks scubasteve
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KillHimNotMe says

Guys I need to try something but you have to stop posting first ok


ok
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Arcbell says

Look I know I have a reputation for building up mysterious threads for no good reason other than the opportunity to chuckle to myself but this thread has a real purpose, which would make a lot of sense to you if you ever found out what it was.



Empire says

"Off the Deep End" ft. Arc the Bell, Part 374.

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Guys I need to try something but you have to stop posting first ok
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Does it rhyme with orange
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ScubaSteve says

You shouldn't play with your food before you eat it, Arcbell.


Look I know I have a reputation for building up mysterious threads for no good reason other than the opportunity to chuckle to myself but this thread has a real purpose, which would make a lot of sense to you if you ever found out what it was.
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Man I was just getting started
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idk you do what you want
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Rutab says

Arc man I need an answer to my reads


Dead wrong.
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Goodbar says

is this about dan


If it was would I answer this?
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You shouldn't play with your food before you eat it, Arcbell.
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Arc man I need an answer to my reads
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You're such a tease.
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is this about dan
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Empire says

No. I'm more saying just get to the point of the thread already.

I was never angry about it, lol.


I'm sorry ok? More important things came up. Can't we just move past this?
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No. I'm more saying just get to the point of the thread already.

I was never angry about it, lol.
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Empire says


Empire says


Arcbell says

Also I'm annoyed I haven't gotten the appropriate response from this thread yet.


Maybe you should stop beating around the bush and actually face things directly or not post to begin with.





Are you still mad about me saying I had something to discuss with you, then completely ignoring you for the next 2 weeks?
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Arcbell says


Rutab says

Buuuuuuuuuut Arcbell could be using some Wifom


Dear diary: I feel like rutab gets me today.


You had tacos for dinner and you're wearing white socks
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Empire says


Arcbell says

Also I'm annoyed I haven't gotten the appropriate response from this thread yet.


Maybe you should stop beating around the bush and actually face things directly or not post to begin with.

over 10 years

Rutab says

Buuuuuuuuuut Arcbell could be using some Wifom


Dear diary: I feel like rutab gets me today.
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Empire says

Did you take a long walk on the beach, strolling along leisurely in the lunar glow, before tussling together in the sand with you gently kissing the moon's shimmering light reflecting off of Bronto's shiny, smooth to the touch bare scalp?


No, but now I need to make a new plan for our date.
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Buuuuuuuuuut Arcbell could be using some Wifom