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Your Doorbell Rings

about 11 years

You go to answer it, too much in a hurry to look out to see who it is first, you swing the door open and immediately regret it.

Standing before you, in the middle of the day, your visitor is dressed head to toe as a dinosaur. It's August. The dinosaur is staring at you with gigantic round eyes, speechless, as are you.

Suddenly it clicks, you understand now what this is. A grin develops out of your look of perplexity. "It's been too long," you say, "we've much to discuss."

The dinosaur holds its stare, and nods.

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He said it to me when he thought I was a 15-year-old girl
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This thread is now about whether male genitalia size is important.


I say it isn't important at all
about 11 years

Cantankerous says


Arcbell says


Jupiter says

We don't harass Arcbell or anything, we're just not going to let him moderate. :D


If I wanted to moderate right now, I'd be a moderator.


false


For you, maybe.

lel
about 11 years
what. when did he say that to you?
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I'm gonna bring them back matt12 just you watch
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Satan says


jackattack123 says

I think arcbell is trying to troll? Its ok everyones bad when they first start out doing something


i think he tried taking a page out of banned user blkkkskkknhead's book, but it fell flat when he didn't know what to do afterwards.


The real explanation sounds a lot less likely than what you just said, which is why you'll never figure it out :P
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Arcbell says


Jupiter says

We don't harass Arcbell or anything, we're just not going to let him moderate. :D


If I wanted to moderate right now, I'd be a moderator.


false
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Biggayal said he was going to chain me to a radiator and force himself on me :(
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i know. I like you, KHNM. You remind me of the golden yrs of EM.
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Everything is gonna be ok now
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Matt12 says


Satan says

I remember litterbug


eyyyyy


would u happen to have a copy of theeraser's apology
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I'm back now matt12
about 11 years

Satan says

I remember litterbug


eyyyyy
about 11 years

jackattack123 says

I think arcbell is trying to troll? Its ok everyones bad when they first start out doing something


i think he tried taking a page out of banned user blkkkskkknhead's book, but it fell flat when he didn't know what to do afterwards.
about 11 years
I think arcbell is trying to troll? Its ok everyones bad when they first start out doing something
about 11 years
i remember i once said "come back khnm"
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I remember litterbug
about 11 years
I remember when KHNM was not here anymore
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I am a better mafia player than any of you but I don't care to play anynore
about 11 years

Matt12 says

delete this. delete it now.


no, U
about 11 years
delete this. delete it now.
about 11 years

Matt12 says

this thread was supposed to die a few pages back


lots of things were supposed to die a few pages back
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They're not trolling, though, they're factual and pretty interesting in my opinion.

For example, despite gasoline providing 1.5x the energy, gasoline at the pumps in the United States typically contains approximately 10% ethanol.
about 11 years
this thread was supposed to die a few pages back
about 11 years
Not quite sure what you mean!