Epicmafia

Your Doorbell Rings

almost 12 years

You go to answer it, too much in a hurry to look out to see who it is first, you swing the door open and immediately regret it.

Standing before you, in the middle of the day, your visitor is dressed head to toe as a dinosaur. It's August. The dinosaur is staring at you with gigantic round eyes, speechless, as are you.

Suddenly it clicks, you understand now what this is. A grin develops out of your look of perplexity. "It's been too long," you say, "we've much to discuss."

The dinosaur holds its stare, and nods.

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He said it to me when he thought I was a 15-year-old girl

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This thread is now about whether male genitalia size is important.

I say it isn't important at all

Arcbell

almost 12 years

Cantankerous says

Arcbell says

Jupiter says

We don't harass Arcbell or anything, we're just not going to let him moderate. :D

If I wanted to moderate right now, I'd be a moderator.

false

For you, maybe.

lel

Matt12

almost 12 years

what. when did he say that to you?

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I'm gonna bring them back matt12 just you watch

Arcbell

almost 12 years

Satan says

jackattack123 says

I think arcbell is trying to troll? Its ok everyones bad when they first start out doing something

i think he tried taking a page out of banned user blkkkskkknhead's book, but it fell flat when he didn't know what to do afterwards.

The real explanation sounds a lot less likely than what you just said, which is why you'll never figure it out :P

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Arcbell says

Jupiter says

We don't harass Arcbell or anything, we're just not going to let him moderate. :D

If I wanted to moderate right now, I'd be a moderator.

false

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Biggayal said he was going to chain me to a radiator and force himself on me :(

Matt12

almost 12 years

i know. I like you, KHNM. You remind me of the golden yrs of EM.

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Everything is gonna be ok now

Satan

almost 12 years

Matt12 says

Satan says

I remember litterbug

eyyyyy

would u happen to have a copy of theeraser's apology

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I'm back now matt12

Matt12

almost 12 years

Satan says

I remember litterbug

eyyyyy

Satan

almost 12 years

jackattack123 says

I think arcbell is trying to troll? Its ok everyones bad when they first start out doing something

i think he tried taking a page out of banned user blkkkskkknhead's book, but it fell flat when he didn't know what to do afterwards.

jack

almost 12 years

I think arcbell is trying to troll? Its ok everyones bad when they first start out doing something

Matt12

almost 12 years

i remember i once said "come back khnm"

Satan

almost 12 years

I remember litterbug

Matt12

almost 12 years

I remember when KHNM was not here anymore

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I am a better mafia player than any of you but I don't care to play anynore

Arcbell

almost 12 years

Matt12 says

delete this. delete it now.

no, U

Matt12

almost 12 years

delete this. delete it now.

Satan

almost 12 years

Matt12 says

this thread was supposed to die a few pages back

lots of things were supposed to die a few pages back

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They're not trolling, though, they're factual and pretty interesting in my opinion.

For example, despite gasoline providing 1.5x the energy, gasoline at the pumps in the United States typically contains approximately 10% ethanol.

Matt12

almost 12 years

this thread was supposed to die a few pages back

Satan

almost 12 years

Not quite sure what you mean!