Mauschen

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if you sui while being lynched I hope your sister tells your dad you've been jerking off to cartoons

Young adult professional who screams at strangers in an internet java game about finding crime syndicates. I kick on request if it's someone I don't know.

Wait, is EM still Java or is it exclusively HTML now?


To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand EpicMafia. The scumhunting is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical psychology most of the strats will go over a typical player's head. There’s also the fool’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike EpicMafia truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in the fool's existential catchphrase "Virgin here lynch me,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as lucid’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have an EpicMafia tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 8)

Stickers

Questions

anonymousabout 10 years
Please stop posting photos of youself, You are too hawt for me to handle. I cream my pants every time i see your photos
My B
anonymousabout 10 years
If you had the means and the opportunity to augment yourself (cybernetically, genetically, etc.), would you do it?
Probably. There's a lot about me that could be vastly improved.
about 10 years
You're a 9 out of 10 and I'm the 1 you need.
pickup pro.
anonymousover 10 years
you're pretty I love you
Rad
anonymousover 10 years
you're pretty I love you
wait what

Achievements

2 / 20Super Sleuth!
2 / 20I'm Miller, I Swear!
1 / 10Gotcha!
1 / 15Knight Devout
deletedabout 10 years
SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓100%. Deleted!
deletedabout 10 years
why did you kick me.
deletedabout 10 years
h-hey....
about 10 years
why did you kick me.
deletedabout 10 years
RIP in maus
about 10 years
+k you big cutie.
deletedover 10 years
happy birthday~
over 10 years
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deletedover 10 years
SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend
over 10 years
SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people's walls who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend
deletedover 10 years
+k'd. Please return. Thanks! :)
over 10 years
+k 4 famiry :3
over 10 years
oh cool! hope you enjoy ur time in ole mississippi
over 10 years
where in mississippi you goin to ?
over 10 years
+k for being dolphina and apparently having dat booty
deletedover 11 years
+k'd you
over 11 years
Ey bb, du u liek trampoliens? Cuz ur gona be bowncing on dis dik