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Inside Sammmie Lobby

over 7 years

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

over 7 years

Recidivism says

No no, you weren't just on epicmafia at 5AM, you were on epicmafia posting about how you're not a loser from 12:25AM-5AM.

Straight.


?? I spent that time calling Jeff a gay and telling you why you're a loser. Which you're still showing you are.
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Edark says


Recidivism says

Name one other website where this is allowed and I'll go do it there


you'd like reddit


4chan is probably a better analogy but I can't vibe with the neo-nazis
over 7 years
a wild swede appears
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No no, you weren't just on epicmafia at 5AM, you were on epicmafia posting about how you're not a loser from 12:25AM-5AM.

Straight.
over 7 years

Recidivism says

Name one other website where this is allowed and I'll go do it there


you'd like reddit
over 7 years

error says

you two are just desperately manufacturing things to pick each other apart over at this point


lol that's exactly what he's doing.. "Haha you were up at 5am on epicmafia" like wtf lmao
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Name one other website where this is allowed and I'll go do it there
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If my mic was any hotter I'd be playing this in hell
over 7 years
posting on epicmafia in 2k17 makes you automatically a loser

whats up
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shamzy's gay
sonseray is bored
and we're all going to hell
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On the contrary, he just admitted that this is 12:25 AM for him which means he posted here from 12:25 AM to 5 AM last night, which is an axiomatic fact.

So that's like, a brand new thing to bully him with
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you two are just desperately manufacturing things to pick each other apart over at this point
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Shamzy says


Recidivism says

Man I really don't like Shamzy. Is it so inconceivable to you that employed people go out at night?

Because that's what we all do


We have different time zones most likely. I'm getting home now from work (12:25am) And was posting at maybe 4/5am last night.. so I didn't have anything to do at that time and instead picked at your boyfriend


Don't worry Shamzy, everyone with a real social life "picks at epicmafia boyfriends" from 12AM-5AM
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Shamzy says


Recidivism says

Man I really don't like Shamzy. Is it so inconceivable to you that employed people go out at night?

Because that's what we all do


We have different time zones most likely. I'm getting home now from work (12:25am) And was posting at maybe 4/5am last night.. so I didn't have anything to do at that time and instead picked at your boyfriend


Get a life you actual loser lol
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For the third time, I am posting at work and you are bragging about posting from 12-5 AM
over 7 years
Dude is this supposed to hurt my feelings or something? You're just showing how pathetic you are. Get an actual life and get off the forums you loser. And that's the best advice you're gonna get from this site.
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You were up at 4 AM for the sole purpose of being this website's laughing stock dude, that's doing nothing right
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Shamzy says


Recidivism says

Man I really don't like Shamzy. Is it so inconceivable to you that employed people go out at night?

Because that's what we all do


We have different time zones most likely. I'm getting home now from work (12:25am) And was posting at maybe 4/5am last night.. so I didn't have anything to do at that time and instead picked at your boyfriend




Imagine being up at 4 AM to get laughed at by the internet
over 7 years
And the fact that you don't like me shows I'm at least doing something right
over 7 years

Recidivism says

Man I really don't like Shamzy. Is it so inconceivable to you that employed people go out at night?

Because that's what we all do


We have different time zones most likely. I'm getting home now from work (12:25am) And was posting at maybe 4/5am last night.. so I didn't have anything to do at that time and instead picked at your boyfriend
over 7 years
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Shamzy plays ball like a gay
over 7 years

Recidivism says

Every time I do get laid, I become a better, stonger, and faster Forum Warrior.


made me laugh
over 7 years
tbh i've done a fair few autistic things in my time here
over 7 years
confession: I had a conversation with myself on alts in a game once