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Inside Sammmie Lobby

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Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

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don't be mad. you get laid.
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oh of course the ol "pretend i'm mad so that everyone will make fun of me for being mad but then surprise them when i'm actually not mad and laugh at them for being so stupid" trick. works every time
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Shamzy says


jack says

i just want to let everyone know that i am currently not mad, and i am in fact laughing at all the haters who are much madder than i am. i'm especially not mad at that fellow sonseray who i called a bad word. now if you'll excuse me i am going to wear my sunglasses inside so nobody can see that i've been crying


i spent my time in this thread picking at people and getting good reactions- the fact that people still think i took it seriously is a bonus for me

gg
shamzy wins

69 pts

this game was ranked


Literally my joke now I am mad!!!!
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ya that's what I do lol that's why there's three
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Jeff says

Idgi can you put that in gay language lol


if you don't wanna be with them, just f*ck them and don't feel bad about it
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jack says

i just want to let everyone know that i am currently not mad, and i am in fact laughing at all the haters who are much madder than i am. i'm especially not mad at that fellow sonseray who i called a bad word. now if you'll excuse me i am going to wear my sunglasses inside so nobody can see that i've been crying


i spent my time in this thread picking at people and getting good reactions- the fact that people still think i took it seriously is a bonus for me

gg
shamzy wins

69 pts

this game was ranked
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Sonnet for Sammie

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and ubiquitous
"Tens of accounts," the screaming peasants say
They say, to me in insignificance

My heart aflame with thoughts, primeElephant
My body is all yours, GentlemanSnake
I love them all, ask me to leave, I can't
If ever forced to, hurtful steps I'll take

aprilborn, Tess, incredibleinky,
Sammie and eggreporter64
What are their thoughts, what do THEY think of me?
A life without your alts, what is it for?

To one question this poem does amount
why do you have 90 fking accounts
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jack says

i just want to let everyone know that i am currently not mad, and i am in fact laughing at all the haters who are much madder than i am. i'm especially not mad at that fellow sonseray who i called a bad word. now if you'll excuse me i am going to wear my sunglasses inside so nobody can see that i've been crying


In all capital letters
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Idgi can you put that in gay language lol
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i just want to let everyone know that i am currently not mad, and i am in fact laughing at all the haters who are much madder than i am. i'm especially not mad at that fellow sonseray who i called a bad word. now if you'll excuse me i am going to wear my sunglasses inside so nobody can see that i've been crying
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that's what a straight black man is telling you
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hey- if you don't wanna lock- just give it the co'ck
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I don't feel like a who're anymore. I was really bad like Jan-Jun but I've settled down and I have three FWBs now and I'm not gonna look outside of them and I'm happy because the whole scene can be so sketchy and unsafe I'm glad I've moved on
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Too bad those don't work in real life, huh. I also bet you come back later and read every single post
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is retardism still posting? i can't see i put on my shades that block out all the haters
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Youse a wh.ore
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Ok it's bad I know but I'm good at what I do I have faith in myself and my judgment
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Don't go there.
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It's ok I'm not emotionally invested in him it's a sexual connection. I won't let myself catch feelings and if I do i hope I'm strong enough to run
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Jeff says

I actually have a guy I'm talking to rn but he's married (he's 26) to a guy but his husband is abusive and he's gonna ask for a divorce he's just waiting until January to do it so like cjjdiksnsjs it is so sad


don't
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Jeff says

I actually have a guy I'm talking to rn but he's married (he's 26) to a guy but his husband is abusive and he's gonna ask for a divorce he's just waiting until January to do it so like cjjdiksnsjs it is so sad


He stays with the guy, bail now.
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I actually have a guy I'm talking to rn but he's married (he's 26) to a guy but his husband is abusive and he's gonna ask for a divorce he's just waiting until January to do it so like cjjdiksnsjs it is so sad
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me too