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Inside Sammmie Lobby

about 8 years

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

about 8 years

Jeff says

p sad cuz I thought I loved him but prolly not because all feelings for him were gone the second he told me he had an std


Yeah probably not then.
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The most simultaneously hilarious and tragic thing about this thread is that Shamzy still believes it's possible to come out ahead.
about 8 years
i almost cut my thumb off at work today and thought how life would suck without it
about 8 years
p sad cuz I thought I loved him but prolly not because all feelings for him were gone the second he told me he had an std
about 8 years
oh he means he's scared of people with oral STDs? Yeah me too lol I dumped him on the spot
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Shamzy says

I think I upset this one jeff. You need a new stronger one.


Did you upset me by typing in all capital letters that you were not angry and then asking permission to delete the thread?


No. You did amuse me. A lot.
about 8 years

Jeff says

what do you mean ?


he's scared it'll happen to him cus he's a dumb ni'gger
about 8 years
I think I upset this one jeff. You need a new stronger one.
about 8 years
what do you mean ?
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Jeff says

no I don't Devante but he had an oral STD that could be contracted through kissing and oral sex which no I don't use a condom for so yh


as an avid sex haver i really hate hearing stories like this lol
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Don't f*cking touch my drugs b*tch. Yeah, I like kpop. So what. This is my jam.
about 8 years

Devante says


Jeff says

I've had no bi'tch since I dumped my last boyfriend because he had an std


Srs question (Since ur bi) do u have gay unprotected sex?


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I burst out laughing like a giddy child imagining Shamzy rocking some kpop and then saying b*tch aggressively
about 8 years
no I don't Devante but he had an oral STD that could be contracted through kissing and oral sex which no I don't use a condom for so yh
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Imagine, unironically, a real life man who listens to kpop and still uses the word b*tch

You laugh you lose
about 8 years

Jeff says

I've had no bi'tch since I dumped my last boyfriend because he had an std


Srs question (Since ur bi) do u have gay unprotected sex?
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Jeff says

I've had no bi'tch since I dumped my last boyfriend because he had an std


which one
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I've had no bi'tch since I dumped my last boyfriend because he had an std
about 8 years
who
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jeff i think your b*tch is trying to hit on me
about 8 years

Shamzy says


Jeff says

Please don't ever come out to me.


you said we could have a talk and everything??

are you not a ma- i mean gay of your word?


yes I said after you come out lol
about 8 years

Devante says


Jeff says

Too bad it was Caroline who dumped Devante.


me & caroline were never dating
this is epicmafia dude what's wong with u ppl ol


I meant like with the profile having each other lol
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Jack if you read this you're way cooler than shamzy, and you don't like kpop, so just take solace in that my man.
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Shamzy says

this is the part where jack posts


*insert awko gif*
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this is the part where jack posts