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Inside Sammmie Lobby

over 7 years

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

over 7 years

Shamzy says

do you reckon in about 5 years time, Jeff will still be on epicmafia leading a new age of gays- one which will take over the entirety of epicmafia


take my hand, I'll lead you to salvation.
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Bebop, your enemy has arrived.
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Alas, Shamzy has defeated me with an edited post.
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Jeff says

It can be clearly read that Justrec was indeed not mad at being called that, because Bebop never called him that


Are you sure he wasn't mad? I didn't see capital letters.
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do you reckon in about 5 years time, Jeff will still be on epicmafia leading a new age of gays- one which will take over the entirety of epicmafia
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Shamzy defending Lono is great because they have to be two of the least likable people in the world
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It can be clearly read that Justrec was indeed not mad at being called that, because Bebop never called him that
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do you guys ever search youtube for please subscribe to me
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this conversation took place in the old mod chat like a month or so after he got removed
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i think he was just salty over u saying nig[g]a
over 7 years

error says

the drama stays where lono couldn't


lmfaoooooooooo
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By far the best blow up to getting a mod star removed.
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the drama stays where lono couldn't
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Bebop says

[23/07/2017 02:06:26] Lono: why did skype all of a sudden log me in
[23/07/2017 02:06:27] Charley: JUSTIN
(talk about unrelated stuff)
[23/07/2017 02:08:23] Lono: alright yall have fun im uninstalling skype
[23/07/2017 02:08:28] Charley: bye
[23/07/2017 02:08:28] Morgan: killjoy
[23/07/2017 02:08:37] Morgan: call me a coward one last time
[23/07/2017 02:08:39] Morgan: for the road
[23/07/2017 02:08:45] Charley: lmao
[23/07/2017 02:09:00] Lono: i never called you a coward
[23/07/2017 02:09:10] Lono: i think i called you a fake ass nigga though
[23/07/2017 02:09:10] Morgan: coward is a placeholder
[23/07/2017 02:09:16] Morgan: ok call me a fake ass nigga
[23/07/2017 02:09:33] Lono: nah the drama stays on em
[23/07/2017 02:09:44] Morgan: smh


Ily for posting this
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found it
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[23/07/2017 02:06:26] Lono: why did skype all of a sudden log me in
[23/07/2017 02:06:27] Charley: JUSTIN
(talk about unrelated stuff)
[23/07/2017 02:08:23] Lono: alright yall have fun im uninstalling skype
[23/07/2017 02:08:28] Charley: bye
[23/07/2017 02:08:28] Morgan: killjoy
[23/07/2017 02:08:37] Morgan: call me a coward one last time
[23/07/2017 02:08:39] Morgan: for the road
[23/07/2017 02:08:45] Charley: lmao
[23/07/2017 02:09:00] Lono: i never called you a coward
[23/07/2017 02:09:10] Lono: i think i called you a fake ass nigga though
[23/07/2017 02:09:10] Morgan: coward is a placeholder
[23/07/2017 02:09:16] Morgan: ok call me a fake ass nigga
[23/07/2017 02:09:33] Lono: nah the drama stays on em
[23/07/2017 02:09:44] Morgan: smh
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if we can get this going for another 10 pages, i can give myself a pat on the back and have a good sleep
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Way to quote something I already read because you missed the point
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Everyone knows I need some soothing.


This is kind of soothing!
over 7 years

Recidivism says

soothe me.


teach me how to be soothed
over 7 years

joga says


johnreid says


caroline says


johnreid says

People complain about the emotionally fuelled shitposting threads and general mean-spirited attacks but thats what all great threads are built on


be nice to people


You are alright of a person caroline, I dont mind you.


she's gushing with joy


any woman would be gushing after an exchange like that with johnreid
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Jeff says

I'M NOT FU'CKING MAD YOU DEGENERATE! STOP SAYING YOU GET LAID. YOU DON'T. I DO. I CUDDLE WITH GIRLS IRL. I AM NOT MAD.



Recidivism says

I definitely have multiple girls to cuddle and whom will soothe me.

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Shamzy says


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Shamzy says

arcbell i'm deleting your thread


Can one post contain so much shame and defeat?


hello again degenerate.

just wanted to bring arcbell into the mix too- maybe this thread will kick off again


You don't even know what you're trying to do anymore


trust me i do lmao

i can stir sh*t here, get up and move from my screen, and my life still still be the same

you however, have devoted yourself to this site so much it's made you delusional into thinking you get laid


This is actually just complete nonsense now. I have like 250 games played on this account lol


That's even more depressing. You spend countless hours on here and its not even in-game.


I work online dude lol.

You do too, that's what the gold star means.

Except you don't get paid.