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Inside Sammmie Lobby

over 7 years

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

over 7 years

Jeff says

Oh I definitely agree I've been an as'shole, John. I don't think I'm always justified. I do try to always rectify issues I cause though and try to repair my broken relationships. I don't think it's hypocrisy to try to share a "gospel" you believe in yet still fail at yourself because I still have the intention to live it, I just fu'ck up like any other imperfect person.


I can respect that
over 7 years

johnreid says

Jeff I thinks thats a valiant sentiment I really do.

Surely you can see the hypocrisy though, you've been an a**hole on here plenty.

I'm not even judging you for that I dont really care, but why pretend that other people are massive d1cks and you are always justified


because he's a sensitive gay and needs love. don't you dare try to give him anything else other than that!
over 7 years
im cringing at this thread now please stop
over 7 years
caroline's too nice these days, she used to get in on the action.
over 7 years
Oh I definitely agree I've been an as'shole, John. I don't think I'm always justified. I do try to always rectify issues I cause though and try to repair my broken relationships. I don't think it's hypocrisy to try to share a "gospel" you believe in yet still fail at yourself because I still have the intention to live it, I just fu'ck up like any other imperfect person.
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Fird says

caroline whyd id u leave devante


he called me a cheater u can have him
over 7 years

johnreid says


Shamzy says

I'm a mean person? Haha. Mate. Not everyone cares as much about their em relations like you. This site is at most just something to pass the time I have nothing to do with. Sure I've met actual cool people, and I talk to them. But other than that, I don't feel the need to be nice to anyone I don't want to be friends with. Mostly people who are sensitive crybabies that fill their circlejerks with people just like them.


Okay im gonna stop sucking up to shamzy becuase im becoming what I hate

This post though, finally someone gets it.

I just wish it didnt get to the point where you actualyl have to type this out.

It should be a given that we all give 0 sh1ts about this site and most of the people on it.

Stop being sensitive little b1tches


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You guys want some tea? Circlejerk merger?
deletedover 7 years

Shamzy says

I'm a mean person? Haha. Mate. Not everyone cares as much about their em relations like you. This site is at most just something to pass the time I have nothing to do with. Sure I've met actual cool people, and I talk to them. But other than that, I don't feel the need to be nice to anyone I don't want to be friends with. Mostly people who are sensitive crybabies that fill their circlejerks with people just like them.


Oh my god, the irony is killin' me
over 7 years
Jeff I thinks thats a valiant sentiment I really do.

Surely you can see the hypocrisy though, you've been an a**hole on here plenty.

I'm not even judging you for that I dont really care, but why pretend that other people are massive d1cks and you are always justified
over 7 years
I wouldn't go out of my way to attack someone either. That's why I laughed when you used the word 'attack' lmao. I'll mock and tease and that's where I would have stopped at if napoleon dynamite and pedro didn't try to come at me.
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Shwartz99 says

Hi I posted in this thread can I join the circlejerk


Yes, everyone is welcome. Shamzy is gay but he does not want to admit it. Pull up a chair, it's one wild soap.
over 7 years
I slept with a black guy once.
deletedover 7 years
You'll never quote me claiming to be a saint ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
over 7 years
We just see the world different dude. You see the internet as the place where you can be a prick and don't have to be decent. I see it as a fun way to pass time, but not as a place where I throw away human decency just because I can. It's not hard to be decent.
over 7 years
caroline whyd id u leave devante
over 7 years
no
over 7 years
Hi I posted in this thread can I join the circlejerk
over 7 years
I mean Shamzy you're literally spewing vitriol, as is Sons. You're both being pretty shi'tty. You're trying to attack me personally and I honestly cannot figure out why. I made a post saying to not attack a mental illness and this is what you do in response to that? Like... you're just mean dude...
over 7 years
Jeff ur a superstar
I would know
I'm me
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Devante says


Shamzy says

Jeff i'm black i'm not allowed to be gay


i didn't read much but this is fact


tell that to my friends cousin
over 7 years

Shamzy says

I'm a mean person? Haha. Mate. Not everyone cares as much about their em relations like you. This site is at most just something to pass the time I have nothing to do with. Sure I've met actual cool people, and I talk to them. But other than that, I don't feel the need to be nice to anyone I don't want to be friends with. Mostly people who are sensitive crybabies that fill their circlejerks with people just like them.


Okay im gonna stop sucking up to shamzy becuase im becoming what I hate

This post though, finally someone gets it.

I just wish it didnt get to the point where you actualyl have to type this out.

It should be a given that we all give 0 sh1ts about this site and most of the people on it.

Stop being sensitive little b1tches
over 7 years

Shamzy says

Jeff i'm black i'm not allowed to be gay


i didn't read much but this is fact
over 7 years
Cool! I try to be nice to people even if I'm not interested in friendships with people. We are just different people. I don't think that warrants person character attacks but you're 100% correct in your idea that no one is owed kindness.
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I'm a mean person? Haha. Mate. I got beat up in high school every day.