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Inside Sammmie Lobby

over 7 years

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

over 7 years
Gays love their thread drama.
over 7 years
whos soy whats the em lore
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johnreid says

I wonder which is more pathetic,

insisting you aren't mad due to mediocre emotionally fuelled banter from strangers on the internet

or

insisting you made a stranger on the internet mad from your mediocre emotionally fuelled banter


Listen dude I don't know if it was the chicken or the egg but one of them came first
over 7 years
this thread had so much potential though; but instead of coming up with actual comebacks- you sh*tpost with "you're gay, you're mad". if theres anything i'm mad about, it's how dead this thread became
over 7 years

johnreid says

I wonder which is more pathetic,

insisting you aren't mad due to mediocre emotionally fuelled banter from strangers on the internet

or

insisting you made a stranger on the internet mad from your mediocre emotionally fuelled banter


definitely the first because at least person 2 is right.
over 7 years
Is this Sammmie person really unkind or? Is this... what's the purpose
over 7 years

johnreid says

I wonder which is more pathetic,

insisting you aren't mad due to mediocre emotionally fuelled banter from strangers on the internet

or

insisting you made a stranger on the internet mad from your mediocre emotionally fuelled banter


the answer is C: deleting the food and drink subforum
over 7 years

Bebop says

johnreid is here can we all agree to abandon thread now


if Soy comes im out of here
over 7 years
I wonder which is more pathetic,

insisting you aren't mad due to mediocre emotionally fuelled banter from strangers on the internet

or

insisting you made a stranger on the internet mad from your mediocre emotionally fuelled banter
over 7 years
What exactly was the poke at me? Saying I have men kissing on my profile because all that did was arouse me.
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Shamzy says

Okay I know I said I'd stop replying to this thing but holy f*ck dude. "Haha uh oh everyone is trash talking me". I'm here for a laugh. Pretty sure snk is too. But you're so f*cking sad to play this out like its a bunch of primary school kids arguing> "haha everyone is picking at you" //

you don't know how much i pity you. i pray you get some sort of social life and actually do end up getting laid- cus right now it's depressing as f*ck that you care this much about this.


You are not mad, and you never were. You are completely in control of your emotions. You are shamzy. You are the President of Epicmafia.com. Calm down dude, it's just nerves. You can do this.
over 7 years
Heyo Merlot, JR
over 7 years

johnreid says

Shamzy is a decent troll :')

Enjoyed your posts friend.


ah, i didn't do too well- it was fun poking at jeff but this other guy is depressing as f*ck
over 7 years
johnreid is here can we all agree to abandon thread now
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Please yell how mad you're not so everyone knows, and then type hundreds of words about how you don't care
over 7 years
hi robert
over 7 years

caroline says


Arcbell says


caroline says

delete thread


Why would I do that?


arcbell you triggered people


Yes, this pleases me.
over 7 years
Congrats Sonseray you baited him into another reply because he totally was not mad or bothered at your posts.
over 7 years
Good thread arcbell
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Shamzy says

Okay I know I said I'd stop replying to this thing but holy f*ck dude. "Haha uh oh everyone is trash talking me". I'm here for a laugh. Pretty sure snk is too. But you're so f*cking sad to play this out like its a bunch of primary school kids arguing> "haha everyone is picking at you" //

you don't know how much i pity you. i pray you get some sort of social life and actually do end up getting laid- cus right now it's depressing as f*ck that you care this much about this.


Damn dude that sounds pretty mad. Please repeat it in capital letters.
over 7 years
mad ^
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Arcbell says


caroline says

delete thread


Why would I do that?


arcbell you triggered people
over 7 years
Okay I know I said I'd stop replying to this thing but holy f*ck dude. "Haha uh oh everyone is trash talking me". I'm here for a laugh. Pretty sure snk is too. But you're so f*cking sad to play this out like its a bunch of primary school kids arguing> "haha everyone is picking at you" //

you don't know how much i pity you. i pray you get some sort of social life and actually do end up getting laid- cus right now it's depressing as f*ck that you care this much about this.
over 7 years

caroline says

delete thread


Why would I do that?
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Shamzy doesn't understand that actual straight men aren't insecure about their sexuality.


I'll be gay for you Shamzy, you just have to ask