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Inside Sammmie Lobby

over 7 years

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

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Shamzy is a living breathing joke setup, just add punchline
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A gay bar
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I reckon we can keep this thread going for a few more pages.
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So a gay black guy who likes kpop walks into a bar
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The Gays™
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Shamzy says

Have we resorted to lying now?


This is dripping in heterosexual
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i must say The Gays are my favorite minority
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I've never once said that. Have we resorted to lying now? Jeff you can do much better.
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I apologize for saying you're closeted. I didn't recognize how vile of an insult your non-homophobic self would see being labeled as gay.
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Jeff says

Yes Shamzy I am heterophobic. You are homophobic. Can you accept your homophobia?


I think gays are cool. That doesn't mean I won't tease you to get a reaction.
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Shamzy, a black man who has said a few times that black people can't be racist to white people because whites are not oppressed is now feeling attacked for his oppressed "heterosexuality".
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Shamzy says

and what I hate is that I post one thing, and this sh*tstain sidekick comes out with 5 different paragraphs.. just seeing it f*cks up my mood.


HE IS NOT ANGRY AT ME
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good save, bebop, that's definitely what i was going for
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Stop being so gay Jeff.
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and what I hate is that I post one thing, and this sh*tstain sidekick comes out with 5 different paragraphs.. just seeing it f*cks up my mood.
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error says

you know who else a gold star didn't protect?


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Yes Shamzy I am heterophobic. You are homophobic. Can you accept your homophobia?
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Calling you gay isn't a comeback. That's your homophobia speaking. I don't think being gay is an insult or a comeback to diss someone.
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>Constantly picking at someone's sexuality

mate. calling a straight guy, 'gay' still counts lmfao.
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i assumed someone mentioned it in other pages
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We've gone 9 pages and not a single person has mentioned the fact that Arcbell has 56 unopened PMs...
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i dont think that machikyouko and jigokushouko are actual sammie alts, just like enamored.
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F*gs can't be homophobic
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Jeff if you've got anything to say other than me being closeted, then please say it now. Your comebacks are usually better than this. Maybe you've got something on your mind. Wanna talk it out?
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Constantly picking at someone's sexuality because it entertains you is homophobia just so you are clear. You can be homophobic all you want, just understand that you are.