Back to Epicmafia

Inside Sammmie Lobby

over 6 years

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

deletedover 6 years

Shamzy says


Recidivism says

I can see right through everyone, it's like a magic trick


No that's more to do with the fact that you analyse people in your life so much to the point that you want, again, a mafia community to analyse you and your struggles. I bet you scare away the females in your life with your obsessive compulsive ways


I think this was 2 attempted insults strung together poorly.

To be clear, I get laid. You'll have to try something different. Perhaps mention something about how I'm perfectly willing to use a girl unless she slits her wrists
over 6 years

Recidivism says

I can see right through everyone, it's like a magic trick


No that's more to do with the fact that you analyse people in your life so much to the point that you want, again, a mafia community to analyse you and your struggles. I bet you scare away the females in your life with your obsessive compulsive ways
deletedover 6 years

Bebop says




Don't worry Bebop he's at the plus 10 karma my post and walk away stage where you usually realize how bad you dun f*cked up, I think we're done now.
over 6 years
deletedover 6 years

Shamzy says


Recidivism says

At the very least you will always have an easy time bonding with females while you listen to kpop, synchronized V@gina tingles will do that.


i'll agree i have a lot of female friends that are also into kpop- they're also into this d*ck // again bro something you lack a lot of.


my friend, if there's one thing that ol' recidivism doesn't lack it's a huge wazinga
deletedover 6 years

Shamzy says


Recidivism says

At the very least you will always have an easy time bonding with females while you listen to kpop, synchronized V@gina tingles will do that.


i'll agree i have a lot of female friends that are also into kpop- they're also into this d*ck // again bro something you lack a lot of.


I am literally 1000% sure you have never had intercourse with a woman and also been hard.

For the record, I had a girl over last night, I'm just a shallow piece of sh*t
deletedover 6 years
I can see right through everyone, it's like a magic trick
over 6 years

Recidivism says

At the very least you will always have an easy time bonding with females while you listen to kpop, synchronized V@gina tingles will do that.


i'll agree i have a lot of female friends that are also into kpop- they're also into this d*ck // again bro something you lack a lot of.
deletedover 6 years
ITT Shamzy bitter that jeff can be openly gay as he feels social and cultural restraints shackling him to the closet
over 6 years

Jeff says

‪Shamzy before I came out on EM I used to say homophobic comments and attack gay members of the community in order to portray myself as heterosexual because I didn't want people to mistake my obvious flamboyance as homosexuality. Attacking me for my sexuality out of nowhere feels awfully familiar.‬


lmfao "attack" -- why are you so hurt over me calling you gay// you embrace and flaunt it everyday
over 6 years
Any person who feels that they are better than others because they can attack other's sexuality or mock them for turning to people on the internet for solace ought to reconsider their character.
over 6 years

Recidivism says


Shamzy says


Jeff says


Shamzy says

Nah whats funny is a guy that uses people on a mafia forum as his therapist on why he can't find love.


and why exactly does that affect you?


it doesn't. but when a guy like that defends a guy like you- it needs to be commented on


Cupcake


deletedover 6 years
At the very least you will always have an easy time bonding with females while you listen to kpop, synchronized V@gina tingles will do that.
over 6 years
‪Shamzy before I came out on EM I used to say homophobic comments and attack gay members of the community in order to portray myself as heterosexual because I didn't want people to mistake my obvious flamboyance as homosexuality. Attacking me for my sexuality out of nowhere feels awfully familiar.‬
over 6 years
deletedover 6 years

Shamzy says


Jeff says


Shamzy says

Nah whats funny is a guy that uses people on a mafia forum as his therapist on why he can't find love.


and why exactly does that affect you?


it doesn't. but when a guy like that defends a guy like you- it needs to be commented on


Cupcake, I've had a pretty f.ucked up love life but it's hard to hear your opinions while you're locked in that closet
deletedover 6 years

Shamzy says


Recidivism says

If you like kpop you're more gay than you are black


there are a lot of hot girls in kpop. something i'm sure isn't present in your life


OH. MY. GOD!!!
over 6 years
oh it's nice how it's programmed to triple digits
over 6 years

Recidivism says

If you like kpop you're more gay than you are black


there are a lot of hot girls in kpop. something i'm sure isn't present in your life
over 6 years

achiee says

is the max unread messages u can have in ur inbox 99?


no
over 6 years

Jeff says


Shamzy says

Nah whats funny is a guy that uses people on a mafia forum as his therapist on why he can't find love.


and why exactly does that affect you?


it doesn't. but when a guy like that defends a guy like you- it needs to be commented on
deletedover 6 years
If you like kpop you're more gay than you are black
deletedover 6 years

achiee says

is the max unread messages u can have in ur inbox 99?


hard-hitting questions coming in hot from achiee
over 6 years

Recidivism says

Shamzy you know how everyone knew Jeff was gay before he came out because every word he typed screamed flaming homosexual



Shamzy says

i'm black i'm not allowed to be gay

over 6 years
is the max unread messages u can have in ur inbox 99?