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Inside Sammmie Lobby

over 7 years

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

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*sips at martini and gazes out into the pacific sunset, contemplating the epicmafia gender dynamic*
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*ventures out onto the deck, the ocean breeze softly whipping against my hair*
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*undoes top 3 shirt buttons*
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That was a disappointing performance
over 7 years
i am the law
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mods
over 7 years
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over 7 years

error says

can we get some more buzzwords? help me out


patriarchy
over 7 years

Recidivism says

transexualism


UH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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the setting is a cruise ship, the theme is transexualism, the audience is epicmafia.com.

1, 2, 3 Improv!
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transexualism
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can we get some more buzzwords? help me out
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what i see is an ill-conceived defense of someone's visibly absurd behavior wrought from ethically unsound perceptions about their mental health
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I see a career in investigative journalism where others see a mean spirited sammie bashing
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exactly
over 7 years
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i'm not getting at anything because i'm not some sanctimonious sĀ­hitheel who gets his rocks off at armchair diagnosing people on the internet
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but i also guarantee that none of the people purportedly getting mad will bother giving you a legitimate response to that question, let alone any response ian
over 7 years
what r u getting at error?
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i guarantee that the response would be entirely different if we weren't supplied with any context of who sammie is as an individual
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two possibilities

1) virtue signaling
2) people believe they are being sensitive to/accommodating of sammie
over 7 years
good job arcbell
over 7 years
why is anyone getting mad at this
over 7 years
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over 7 years
wtf that's so sad