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Inside Sammmie Lobby

over 7 years

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

over 7 years

joga says


Shamzy says


Recidivism says


Shamzy says

LOL I'M NOT REMOTELY ANGRY.


Literally in all capital letters.

U r a clown, my dude.


Why are you still typing. You are the least exciting thing in this thread. You actually bore me to death just go away and hide in your little cave you f*cking degenerate.


this is sounding pretty peeved right now bro


LOL i swear none of it is serious. I'm not in the slightest bit mad. I just love how much I stirred this up.
over 7 years

Recidivism says


Shamzy says

LOL I'M NOT REMOTELY ANGRY.


I'm so glad he got bullied into posting this. This is a good post.


Just so you know I type like that when i'm laughing at something. I tend to not turn off the caps when I put 'lol' in caps.

but i promise this'll be my last reply to you cus you're actually depressing.
over 7 years
No it was the fourth filter on Snapchat actually :P
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Shamzy says


Recidivism says


Shamzy says

LOL I'M NOT REMOTELY ANGRY.


Literally in all capital letters.

U r a clown, my dude.


Why are you still typing. You are the least exciting thing in this thread. You actually bore me to death just go away and hide in your little cave you f*cking degenerate.


this is sounding pretty peeved right now bro
over 7 years
Well Shamzy you see..... no one on this thread was discussing sexuality until you got here....
over 7 years
I'm flattered you checked out my avi-- but I have to stress, again, not down for a threesome.

I've posted multiple pictures of just my face with no excessive lighting but you, seem overly confident for someone who fishes for compliments on his +100 brightness selfies.
over 7 years
I'M NOT EVEN REMOTELY ANGRY.
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Shamzy says

LOL I'M NOT REMOTELY ANGRY.


I'm so glad he got bullied into posting this. This is a good post.
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Shamzy says


Recidivism says


Shamzy says

LOL I'M NOT REMOTELY ANGRY.


Literally in all capital letters.

U r a clown, my dude.


Why are you still typing. You are the least exciting thing in this thread. You actually bore me to death just go away and hide in your little cave you f*cking degenerate.


Woah dude that sounds a little mad. Could you please type that entire thing back to me in capital letters so I know you're not remotely angry?
over 7 years
jeff post a picture of the driver and you passionately kissing or else youre a fking liar and we'll all know it :/
over 7 years
Does Shamzy think I'm lying about cell service on I-80 in Wyoming lol


And the lighting was for my eyes. I'm very cute and you saying I try to hide my face in pictures is funny when your phone is covering half your face in your Grinder-esque Epicmafia Avatar.
over 7 years

Recidivism says


Shamzy says

LOL I'M NOT REMOTELY ANGRY.


Literally in all capital letters.

U r a clown, my dude.


Why are you still typing. You are the least exciting thing in this thread. You actually bore me to death just go away and hide in your little cave you f*cking degenerate.
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Shamzy says

LOL I'M NOT REMOTELY ANGRY.


Can this be a meme
over 7 years
This entire thread has been you both telling me that i'm gay. Again, NOT down for a threesome. Miss me with that gay .
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Shamzy says

LOL I'M NOT REMOTELY ANGRY.


Literally in all capital letters.

U r a clown, my dude.
over 7 years
My friend is driving.

Abandon thread btw. If Shamzy wants to be the 35 year old guy who tells his wife and children he's leaving them to be with his 55 year old gay lover that he calls daddy then all I want to ask is that he is decent and pays child support on time.
over 7 years
LOL I'M NOT REMOTELY ANGRY. I'm having a good time. Also Merlot is right if you're actually driving then be safe.
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Shamzy has sure typed a lot of words about how he's not gay
over 7 years

Jeff says

that you very much enjoyed seeing.


LMFAO. Uh to be honest you seemed like the perfect fit for Sammie's lobby so it was a good recommendation actually. I'm far from self-loathing lmao that's more like your boyfriend here doing his best to defend you while you b*tch out and now you're blaming that on service. You're still hurt from the time I told you your picture had too much lighting which actually hides your face a lot- which i'm sure is what you were going for. Also, why do you and your boyfriend want me to be gay so bad? I'm not down for a threesome.
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It's okay Shamzy you're not the only closeted homo on glee I saw an episode where the football guy was gay too
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Shamzy I would trash talk your other qualities but there are none because you are a glee character.

Will you please sing thriller for me instead?
over 7 years
don't empost and drive
over 7 years
Shamzy you're extremely boring I don't think I'd ever engage in a fight with you again. It's not hard to spot a gay man and you my man are blatantly fu'cking obvious and you're too faux-Homophobic to ever admit it so live your little lie and being angry in the internet because it helps you feel better about yourself. I'm living my life happily while you feel the need to type about cuddling with girls online in order to make everyone think you're super Het!
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you are a closeted gay guy who won't admit his sexuality to himself but whom also listens to pop openly, and that is funny. You're a glee character.
over 7 years
‪Shamzy just hit me up when you come out of the closet and we can discuss things. Your misdirected animosity at me is boring. I make a comment having nothing to do with you or sexuality and you respond talking about my sexuality and comment on the two pictures of boys kissing on my profile that you very much enjoyed seeing. I post a selfie and you are the first person there to make a rude comment. I make my own thread to talk in and you come in and try to shi't talk the people in it. You're pathetic and self-loathing. Come out of the closet and make your life a lot easier.‬

I'm driving through Wyoming aka HeIl and the service is garbage.