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Inside Sammmie Lobby

over 7 years

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

over 7 years
Shamzy is a decent troll :')

Enjoyed your posts friend.
over 7 years
I wonder how many times Shamzy will continue posting about his fan fiction about me dating Sonseray.
over 7 years
Oh goody Shamzy sees potential in me.
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delete thread
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I'd say I think I hit a nerve but I know I hit a nerve because he yelled at me in all caps about how mad he's not
over 7 years
Perhaps I didn't call in a circle jerk, maybe you're just REALLY gay and everyone decided to talk about it.
over 7 years

Jeff says

Shamzy comments on my sexuality: haha just a wee bit of fun

Someone comments on Shamzy's: ah you dastardly repugnant degenerates you are the vilest and meanest people I've ever met


It didn't bother me that your plaything called me gay. I actually don't like the guy. Nothing he's done but he just seems like a real b*tch. You on the other hand, have some potential. But you gotta fix how sensitive you get over these things jeffyboy.
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Shamzy says


sweetnkind says

Bae: come over
Shamzy: I can't I'm in the closet
Bae: my parents aren't home
Shamzy:



lmao that guy on the left sorta looks like devante, my other black friend


Haha uh oh just realized everyone is trash talking me and no one is backing me up, better laugh it off haha
over 7 years
Everyone post pictures with your black friends.
over 7 years
Perhaps Shamzy is simply just not aware that he's gay.
over 7 years

sweetnkind says

Bae: come over
Shamzy: I can't I'm in the closet
Bae: my parents aren't home
Shamzy:



lmao that guy on the left sorta looks like devante, my other black friend
over 7 years
Also Shamzy said I'm probably shy irl which is really funny. The fact that you not only tried to make your attacks on me personal about my life off the site but also were terribly wrong in your attempts shows your complete lack of awareness.
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I'd tell him to "Suck It" like Degeneration-X but he might take me up on it
over 7 years
Shamzy comments on my sexuality: haha just a wee bit of fun

Someone comments on Shamzy's: ah you dastardly repugnant degenerates you are the vilest and meanest people I've ever met
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This is a joke at your expense Shamzy but it will also probably turn you on
over 7 years

Shamzy says

Let's talk about how you're only confident when your circlejerk is behind you. But alone, and irl, you're a diffident gay who can't get through his day without being fed a compliment.

i replied late so i'll probably see another 5 degenerate posts.


"Let me be clear I have no issue with Jeff except I get really mad and insult him when he comments on my sexuality when I commented on his first"
over 7 years
i like how a thread about sammmie lobby has transitioned to a thread about shamzy's sexuality
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I'm going to degenerate the sh*t out of that glass house bro
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Bae: come over
Shamzy: I can't I'm in the closet
Bae: my parents aren't home
Shamzy:
over 7 years
Let's talk about how you're only confident when your circlejerk is behind you. But alone, and irl, you're a diffident gay who can't get through his day without being fed a compliment.

i replied late so i'll probably see another 5 degenerate posts.

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over 7 years
over 7 years
And that non anger has nothing to do with homophobia pa q quedemos claros.
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Shamzy is a gay black kpop aficionado and he is NOT UPSET that you called him gay
over 7 years
I'm moving over to Flirt W/ Me so I can lock it if any black gays come.
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Shamzy says

I reckon we can keep this thread going for a few more pages.


Oh you have no idea.

This is a thing now, for as long as I can muster up the modicum of care it takes to remind people.