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Inside Sammmie Lobby

over 7 years

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

over 7 years
john, you're such a meanie.
over 7 years
I'm a mean person? Haha. Mate. Not everyone cares as much about their em relations like you. This site is at most just something to pass the time I have nothing to do with. Sure I've met actual cool people, and I talk to them. But other than that, I don't feel the need to be nice to anyone I don't want to be friends with. Mostly people who are sensitive crybabies that fill their circlejerks with people just like them.
over 7 years
I wish people on this site could take as much as they give.

I could stop holding back on everyone.

People get triggered so easily
deletedover 7 years
He's one of those gays that has to be mean on the internet because all of the other kids just shoved his kpop loving @ss in his locker where no one could hear him talk
over 7 years

Jeff says

People who use "relevant" and "popular" on EM are so painfully unaware of the world around them.


THERES A WORLD OUTSIDE EM????????
over 7 years

Shamzy says


Jeff says

My sensitivity has led to issues with me being easily offended in the past but it's more a blessing than anything because it helps me connect with people. Your characters are weak and only reflective of your own poor character.


Dude that just screams "i'm a loser that needs to be loved so that i can find the will to live"

I'm glad my character isn't anything like yours lmao.


Well that's untrue. You're a very mean person. I'm glad I'm not. If being sensitive is the biggest flaw of mine you can point out then I think I'll do just fine.
over 7 years

Bebop says

the worst circlejerk though is the mod skype chat at 5 in the morning you wouldn't believe it


theres a circlejerk?
deletedover 7 years
I feel like Shamzy yelling about how mad he's not about his heterosexuality is being underappreciated. Just one of those magical cult classics I guess
over 7 years
People who use "relevant" and "popular" on EM are so painfully unaware of the world around them.
over 7 years

Bebop says


error says


johnreid says

Also circlejerks on the forums are usually insecure af and cant handle not feeling loved


look, it's self-aware!


it's funny because him and soy are one of the most cancerous circlejerks out there


That only goes to their credit.
over 7 years

Jeff says

My sensitivity has led to issues with me being easily offended in the past but it's more a blessing than anything because it helps me connect with people. Your characters are weak and only reflective of your own poor character.


Dude that just screams "i'm a loser that needs to be loved so that i can find the will to live"

I'm glad my character isn't anything like yours lmao.
over 7 years
John do you think Sons came here to defend me or do you think he came to shi't on Shamzy?
over 7 years
the worst circlejerk though is the mod skype chat at 5 in the morning you wouldn't believe it
over 7 years

Jeff says

My sensitivity has led to issues with me being easily offended in the past but it's more a blessing than anything because it helps me connect with people. Your characters are weak and only reflective of your own poor character.


your character attacks are weak*
over 7 years

Bebop says


error says


johnreid says

Also circlejerks on the forums are usually insecure af and cant handle not feeling loved


look, it's self-aware!


it's funny because him and soy are one of the most cancerous circlejerks out there


If we gave you cancer we achieved our goal
over 7 years

Jeff says


johnreid says

Also circlejerks on the forums are usually insecure af and cant handle not feeling loved


The amount of threads I've seen from you, Soy, and Etoile lmfao


Yes I need my girl soy to make me feel popular here, thats what im doing.

She definitely jumps in to defend me against my detractors.
over 7 years

Shamzy says

notice how this all started from me being homophobic

deletedover 7 years
I forget how it started but somewhere along the way you posted in all capital letters about how mad you're not that you aren't gay
over 7 years

error says


johnreid says

Also circlejerks on the forums are usually insecure af and cant handle not feeling loved


look, it's self-aware!


it's funny because him and soy are one of the most cancerous circlejerks out there
over 7 years
My sensitivity has led to issues with me being easily offended in the past but it's more a blessing than anything because it helps me connect with people. Your characters are weak and only reflective of your own poor character.
over 7 years
notice how this all started from me calling jeff a gay fanatic
deletedover 7 years
He thinks he's insulting me by calling me gay because he literally doesn't understand that some people are confident in their sexuality.

Poor guy.
deletedover 7 years

johnreid says

Also circlejerks on the forums are usually insecure af and cant handle not feeling loved


look, it's self-aware!
over 7 years

Shamzy says


Jeff says

Ok you've said that like 5 times now Shamzy we get it


and you've said the same thing for 10 pages.. maybe you are just a sensitive gay like your lover here


I am a sensitive gay is that supposed to be an insult idgi lol
over 7 years
and if that's the case, i wasted a lot of time