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Inside Sammmie Lobby

about 8 years

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

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I love jeff so much, kisses kisses, tee hee, Ellen DeGeneres
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johnreid says

Also circlejerks on the forums are usually insecure af and cant handle not feeling loved


The amount of threads I've seen from you, Soy, and Etoile lmfao
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Jeff says

Another page, another surefire lament incoming from Shamzy about how his beloved thread has died.


He's been desperately hoping for this joke to die but I'll add it to my repertoire like pranay cheated and bebop doesn't know what rebuttal means
about 8 years

Jeff says

Ok you've said that like 5 times now Shamzy we get it


and you've said the same thing for 10 pages.. maybe you are just a sensitive gay like your lover here
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There's probably some merit to that, but Shamzy is mad as heck that he's not straight
about 8 years
Another page, another surefire lament incoming from Shamzy about how his beloved thread has died.
about 8 years
it does get old reusing the same material over and over again.

Poser calling lana fat got less and less amusing over time.

Also circlejerks on the forums are usually insecure af and cant handle not feeling loved
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Apparently it doesn't take more than the same thing phrased differently to get ten pages of angry paragraphs from you
about 8 years

Recidivism says

I'm a degenerate



Recidivism says

A sh*tposting sidekick that DEFINITELY gets laid

about 8 years
Ok you've said that like 5 times now Shamzy we get it
about 8 years
i at least wanna laugh

this was funny at first but when it became the same thing phrased differently, repeatedly.. it died
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Shamzy says

I AM NOT ANGRY



Shamzy says

I was only trolling



Shamzy says

God, you are all such nasty trolls



Shamzy says

never seen so much sh*itposting

about 8 years
I am
about 8 years

error says


johnreid says

relevant


log off


sorry im not a gay guy saying how hot you are
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johnreid says

relevant


log off
about 8 years

Shamzy says

never seen so much sh*tposting


what else are we on this site for in the first place
about 8 years

johnreid says

Bebop trying to become relevant by starting a beef with me over deleting food and drink.

Hating on me has been done before, and done much better friend.

Try again/


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
about 8 years
never seen so much sh*tposting
about 8 years
Bebop trying to become relevant by starting a beef with me over deleting food and drink.

Hating on me has been done before, and done much better friend.

Try again/
about 8 years
5 dollars to your Venmo.
about 8 years
how much would someone paypal me on the spot to forum suspend soy and johnreid for 24 hours
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Let's be honest guys if I didn't hit the nail right on the head about the social and cultural closeted homosexuality this dude would have stopped posting ten pages ago
about 8 years

Jeff says


Bebop says

johnreid is here can we all agree to abandon thread now


if Soy comes im out of here


bye felicia
about 8 years
very unkind, she traumatised me by making me believe her alts were real separate people
about 8 years

space says

Is this Sammmie person really unkind or? Is this... what's the purpose


Yes, very unkind.