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Inside Sammmie Lobby

over 7 years

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

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over 7 years
I don't recall being emotional except for the genuine moment I felt sad that you were THAT deep in the closet because I know how much happier one can be on the other side.
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I have not seen someone so genuinely and obviously flustered over this tiny little dying website since 2015, thanks Shamzy, it's been a blast from the past
over 7 years

Recidivism says

Shamzy and Jeff is actually really cute, a lot of the banter is just sexual tension


:*
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You might not think much of Shamzy now Jeff, but just wait until he serenades you in korean pop.

You'll swoon.
over 7 years
is [redacted] still a thing? i can't keep up
over 7 years

error says


Shamzy says

Jeff you said goodbye. That kinda means you stop posting.



Jeff says

I was saying Goodbye to you but here you are.


you both are too old for this


Jeff knows I have no actual problem with him. I just do this cus it's fun seeing him get emotional. Probably the most fun thing on the forums. I don't know why he needs a [redacted] sidekick though.
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Shamzy and Jeff is actually really cute, a lot of the banter is just sexual tension
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nevermind
over 7 years
All this thread did was provide me with a laugh when Shamzy said he's not homophobic. Everything else was just me constantly being drawn back to remembering how long Shamzy spent on my thread jerkin' it to Superhero Tattoo Gays.
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you know who else a gold star didn't protect?
over 7 years

error says


Shamzy says

Jeff you said goodbye. That kinda means you stop posting.



Jeff says

I was saying Goodbye to you but here you are.


you both are too old for this


no you hang up first
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Is it frustrating that the gold star didn't protect you from getting sh*t on
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Shamzy says

Jeff you said goodbye. That kinda means you stop posting.



Jeff says

I was saying Goodbye to you but here you are.


you both are too old for this
over 7 years
Is my gay rubbing off I sure hope so
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Shamzy says

Jeff you said goodbye. That kinda means you stop posting.


You've said goodbye three times, and also posted that you are not angry in all capital letters, the universal internet sign of anger
over 7 years
I was saying Goodbye to you but here you are.
over 7 years
Jeff you said goodbye. That kinda means you stop posting.
over 7 years
Took you over 10 years on the internet to learn how to troll and all you did was try to throw a blanket over your head for an extra layer of in-closet protection. See ya on Por'nhub Gay!
over 7 years
Aaaaaaand, the fun ends.

Hope you spectators enjoyed this thread. Apologies for the degenerate that was posting.
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Shamzy says

Now I sorta understand trolls like abc who do this sh*t for a living. The reactions are quite worth it.


Jokes on them I was only pretending to be r*tarded
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Shamzy says

LOL I'M NOT REMOTELY ANGRY.


This is just too gold.

For being such a funny little man, let me give you some advice in your journey to pretend you are a straight man:

Straight men don't actually care that much about being called gay.
over 7 years
Now I sorta understand trolls like abc who do this sh*t for a living. The reactions are quite worth it.
over 7 years
Ok goodbye homophobe that thinks any gay man who talks to him is sexually interested!!!
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Shamzy says

LOL I'M NOT REMOTELY ANGRY.


This is enough for me.

Sonseray wins!

You gain 63 points!

This game was competitive!