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Inside Sammmie Lobby

over 6 years

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

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Do I really need to finish that thought?
over 6 years

Recidivism says

I don't dislike Sammie. I think this website is the worst thing possible for her, though, and banning her is a kindness.


you're right
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Shamzy you know how everyone knew Jeff was gay before he came out because every word he typed screamed flaming homosexual
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error says


Shamzy says

Nah whats funny is a guy that uses people on a mafia forum as his therapist on why he can't find love.


where is all this sudden animosity coming from, shamzy


mostly bored and forums look dead
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holy crap, shamzy is popping OFF. nobody is safe
over 6 years
Jeff i'm black i'm not allowed to be gay
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Shamzy says

Nah whats funny is a guy that uses people on a mafia forum as his therapist on why he can't find love.


and why exactly does that affect you?
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Shamzy says

Nah whats funny is a guy that uses people on a mafia forum as his therapist on why he can't find love.


It's less about therapy and more about hating myself. Plenty of successful people do, though!
over 6 years
Shamzy you must live a real shi'tty life when you're too scared to even come out on a mafia site you moderate.
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Jeff says

Shamzy I believe I made a profile with boys kissing on it because that's what I like. I'm confused why you commented on it?? Lol


just find us more info on sammie's lobby- thats all
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Shamzy says

Nah whats funny is a guy that uses people on a mafia forum as his therapist on why he can't find love.


where is all this sudden animosity coming from, shamzy
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I don't dislike Sammie. I think this website is the worst thing possible for her, though, and banning her is a kindness.
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Nah whats funny is a guy that uses people on a mafia forum as his therapist on why he can't find love.
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Shamzy I believe I made a profile with boys kissing on it because that's what I like. I'm confused why you commented on it?? Lol
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what if she's just a bit weird
over 6 years
I agree Sons. What I said is more of a general statement that any open forum that seems to encourage bashing someone with a mental illness is a bit distasteful. Sammie herself has done a lot of terrible things I am aware, I just tend to try to be more cautious when I know the fragility of a person I dislike, though I usually fail because I can be pretty rude.
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Jeff gets called gay a lot but it's especially funny when the guy calling him gay is a self-proclaimed kpop aficionado
over 6 years
Jeff you should go undercover and investigate her lobby. Sammie'd probably accept you if you made an account that's crazy gay with pictures of guys kissing all over the bio

oh wait-
over 6 years
PLZ EMPTY UR INBOX (/read ur messages)
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I know because it's a catalyst for mine too ;)
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On the other hand though, this website has proven time and time again that it is a catalyst for her obsessive behavior.
over 6 years
There's clearly a mental illness present. I don't think a thread that invites others to comment negatively on her condition is something that should be done.
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this is a little too soft for me