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Inside Sammmie Lobby

over 7 years

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

over 7 years

error says


Shamzy says

fill me in


freudian slip


/thread
over 7 years
i accidentally spoke to lono in the old mod chat a few weeks ago i'll find the logs
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Shamzy says

fill me in


freudian slip
over 7 years

Shamzy says

i actually missed the whole justrec thing so if you could fill me in on that also


literally everything you posted in this thread was The JustRec Thing.
over 7 years
lono's profile still says he's a moderator
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Shamzy says

arcbell i'm deleting your thread


Can one post contain so much shame and defeat?
over 7 years
If we can get Shamzy to leave the site in a fit of I AM NOT MAD rage like Lono did that would be great.
over 7 years
delete it shamzy
over 7 years
i actually missed the whole justrec thing so if you could fill me in on that also
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Shamzy says

arcbell i'm deleting your thread


Quoted for posterity
over 7 years
>the next lono

boohoo.
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Shamzy says

arcbell i'm deleting your thread


Sonseray wins!

This game was competitive!
over 7 years
if you delete this thread you will be the next lono
do not
over 7 years
ok daddy
over 7 years
arcbell i'm deleting your thread
over 7 years

Shamzy says

is johnreid hated on just for deleting food&sh*t


johnreid has his initials in his avatar and is australian so there's 2 more reasons off the top of my head
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Boy would I love to, but it's going to be a few more hours, so if we can squeeze any more momentum out of the shamzy thing that would be great
over 7 years

soy says

i think it's time you all just stop and take your hands off that keyboard and walk away


no, no it's not
over 7 years
i think it's time you all just stop and take your hands off that keyboard and walk away
over 7 years
STOP POSTING GIMMICKS YOU FILTHY HOO-MANS

W I L D W H A L E

IS NOT HAPPY
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If you take one thing from this thread I hope it is Shamzy saying he isn't mad in all capital letters
over 7 years
13 hours later and I'm home.
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Shamzy says

is johnreid hated on just for deleting food&sh*t


yes where else can i fcking rave about mac&cheese now that food n drink is gone
over 7 years

Shamzy says

is johnreid hated on just for deleting food&sh*t


no
over 7 years
is johnreid hated on just for deleting food&sh*t