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Inside Sammmie Lobby

over 7 years

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

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johnreid says


caroline says


johnreid says

People complain about the emotionally fuelled shitposting threads and general mean-spirited attacks but thats what all great threads are built on


be nice to people


You are alright of a person caroline, I dont mind you.


she's gushing with joy
over 7 years
im lucid meming (like lucid dreaming but with memes)
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Shamzy are you now sh*t talking yourself for yelling about how mad you weren't?

Oh man, we're totally memeing it. We're at the tipping point.
over 7 years

Recidivism says


Shamzy says


Recidivism says


Shamzy says


Recidivism says


Shamzy says

arcbell i'm deleting your thread


Can one post contain so much shame and defeat?


hello again degenerate.

just wanted to bring arcbell into the mix too- maybe this thread will kick off again


You don't even know what you're trying to do anymore


trust me i do lmao

i can stir sh*t here, get up and move from my screen, and my life still still be the same

you however, have devoted yourself to this site so much it's made you delusional into thinking you get laid


This is actually just complete nonsense now. I have like 250 games played on this account lol


That's even more depressing. You spend countless hours on here and its not even in-game.
over 7 years
I'M NOT FU'CKING MAD YOU DEGENERATE! STOP SAYING YOU GET LAID. YOU DON'T. I DO. I CUDDLE WITH GIRLS IRL. I AM NOT MAD.
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Arcbell says


caroline says


johnreid says

People complain about the emotionally fuelled shitposting threads and general mean-spirited attacks but thats what all great threads are built on


be nice to people


Boring.


ok arcbell we can't all hack the site like u
over 7 years

Arcbell says

Why would I be mad that you wanted to delete my thread? I'm not mad, IM NOT MAD


THIS is how you do it lmfao.
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Shamzy says


Recidivism says


Shamzy says


Recidivism says


Shamzy says

arcbell i'm deleting your thread


Can one post contain so much shame and defeat?


hello again degenerate.

just wanted to bring arcbell into the mix too- maybe this thread will kick off again


You don't even know what you're trying to do anymore


trust me i do lmao

i can stir sh*t here, get up and move from my screen, and my life still still be the same

you however, have devoted yourself to this site so much it's made you delusional into thinking you get laid


This is actually just complete nonsense now. I have like 250 games played on this account lol
over 7 years

caroline says


johnreid says

People complain about the emotionally fuelled shitposting threads and general mean-spirited attacks but thats what all great threads are built on


be nice to people


You are alright of a person caroline, I dont mind you.
over 7 years

caroline says


johnreid says

People complain about the emotionally fuelled shitposting threads and general mean-spirited attacks but thats what all great threads are built on


be nice to people


Boring.
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johnreid says

People complain about the emotionally fuelled shitposting threads and general mean-spirited attacks but thats what all great threads are built on


You got it, dude!
over 7 years

Recidivism says


Shamzy says


Recidivism says


Shamzy says

arcbell i'm deleting your thread


Can one post contain so much shame and defeat?


hello again degenerate.

just wanted to bring arcbell into the mix too- maybe this thread will kick off again


You don't even know what you're trying to do anymore


trust me i do lmao

i can stir sh*t here, get up and move from my screen, and my life still still be the same

you however, have devoted yourself to this site so much it's made you delusional into thinking you get laid
deletedover 7 years

johnreid says

People complain about the emotionally fuelled shitposting threads and general mean-spirited attacks but thats what all great threads are built on


be nice to people
over 7 years
Why would I be mad that you wanted to delete my thread? I'm not mad, IM NOT MAD
over 7 years
What straight man is this desperate to have Internet drama dear God this isn't even trying to talk shi't anymore. This is legitimately pathetic.
over 7 years
People complain about the emotionally fuelled shitposting threads and general mean-spirited attacks but thats what all great threads are built on
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Shamzy says

he was meaning to leave for a while anyway- he would have jumped at any reason to


Another reason Shamzy is a gigantic enormous tool of a human being:

Defends Justrec
over 7 years
he was meaning to leave for a while anyway- he would have jumped at any reason to
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Shamzy says


Recidivism says


Shamzy says

arcbell i'm deleting your thread


Can one post contain so much shame and defeat?


hello again degenerate.

just wanted to bring arcbell into the mix too- maybe this thread will kick off again


You don't even know what you're trying to do anymore
over 7 years

Recidivism says


Shamzy says

arcbell i'm deleting your thread


Can one post contain so much shame and defeat?


hello again degenerate.

just wanted to bring arcbell into the mix too- maybe this thread will kick off again
over 7 years

error says


Shamzy says

fill me in


freudian slip


it's over don't you get it
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man, i didn't even realise justrec left. that's kind of embarrassing.
over 7 years

Bebop says

lono's profile still says he's a moderator


I got spit on my laptop when I read this
over 7 years

error says


Shamzy says

fill me in


freudian slip


LMAO
over 7 years

Bebop says


Shamzy says

is johnreid hated on just for deleting food&sh*t


johnreid has his initials in his avatar and is australian so there's 2 more reasons off the top of my head


What if im british?