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Inside Sammmie Lobby

over 7 years

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

over 7 years

caroline says


Devante says


Jeff says

Too bad it was Caroline who dumped Devante.


me & caroline were never dating
this is epicmafia dude what's wong with u ppl ol


yes pls dont let them know about us


like we already agreed we are smashing once she moves into her new place but other than that we are just friends
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Devante says


Jeff says

Too bad it was Caroline who dumped Devante.


me & caroline were never dating
this is epicmafia dude what's wong with u ppl ol


yes pls dont let them know about us
over 7 years

Jeff says

Too bad it was Caroline who dumped Devante.


me & caroline were never dating
this is epicmafia dude what's wong with u ppl Lol
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Bebop says

No One Is Holding You B(l)ack

over 7 years

Jeff says

Please don't ever come out to me.


you said we could have a talk and everything??

are you not a ma- i mean gay of your word?
over 7 years
No One Is Holding You Back
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U all are so sure you have beaten Zovea. Well Zovea will show you.
over 7 years
Too bad it was Caroline who dumped Devante.
over 7 years

caroline says


Shamzy says

Devante just creeping on the thread. Looking for the right time to strike at me so he can finally be the only black guy left.


i would quit epicmafia too if devante was my competition for best black man


i was trying to look for a gif where a white girl was obsessed with a black guy but found this instead
(dude sorta looks like devante anyway)

over 7 years
I tried really hard to do the legacy challenge but I can't help but spam motherlode :(
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Merlot says

i just had a baby and then the game crashed


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Merlot says

i own sims 2 3 and 4 but my most current save is in 4. i just had a baby and then the game crashed


Which sims is the alcoholic virgin?
over 7 years
Please don't ever come out to me.
over 7 years

Jeff says

I like all black men except the ones that log onto epicmafia.com


should have left it at "i like all black men" -- you almost made me come out jeff.. i just had to be sure
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Shamzy says

Devante just creeping on the thread. Looking for the right time to strike at me so he can finally be the only black guy left.


i would quit epicmafia too if devante was my competition for best black man
over 7 years
i own sims 2 3 and 4 but my most current save is in 4. i just had a baby and then the game crashed
over 7 years

Shamzy says

Devante just creeping on the thread. Looking for the right time to strike at me so he can finally be the only black guy left.


tbh im just on the phone lol i have only hovered over some posts. but u right
over 7 years
I like all black men except the ones that log onto epicmafia.com
over 7 years
Sims 3 is much better
over 7 years

groundhogday says





was that a camera high five
over 7 years
Devante just creeping on the thread. Looking for the right time to strike at me so he can finally be the only black guy left.
over 7 years

Merlot says

why doesn't sims 4 auto save


the sims 4 is objectively worse than the sims 3 and you should not have bought into EA's laziness and paid money for it
over 7 years
why doesn't sims 4 auto save
over 7 years

Jeff says


Shamzy says

do you reckon in about 5 years time, Jeff will still be on epicmafia leading a new age of gays- one which will take over the entirety of epicmafia


take my hand, I'll lead you to salvation.


LOL nah f*ck that i don't wanna be here in 5 years. I pray none of you are.
over 7 years
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