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Inside Sammmie Lobby

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Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

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i'm done for the night
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Ok Shamzy that made no sense just go to bed lol
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don't post "i'm done for the night" if you aren't done for the night dude
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Recidivism says


Shamzy says

anyway i'm actually done for the night; i was gonna initially say one or two comments and continue kicking a'ss at rocket league, but i used all that time to argue on a mafia forum - i need to re-evaluate my life choices

just to clarify; i have no real beef with jeff but i will continue for as long as i am present on these forums, to pick at him unless he cries and admits that i'm heterosexual

as for his sh*stain sidekick- if his posts were consistently funny, i'd have had a better time. maybe the first few posts that i found funny i +10'd, but after that he became a real b*tch that took everything way too seriously and made me realise how much of a no lifer he really is

the rest of you, you're f*cking welcome for this thread


Anyway here is 4 paragraphs I feel the need to type because I embarrassed myself for 3 hours straight


(why was the last post u make have to be less sh*tty than the rest)
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Jeff says

WHY IS CU'M CENSORED


because this isn't health class
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Me when I don't talk to Sons outside of forums but he's still my sidekick that's honestly goals tbh
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WHY IS CU'M CENSORED
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Shamzy says

anyway i'm actually done for the night; i was gonna initially say one or two comments and continue kicking a'ss at rocket league, but i used all that time to argue on a mafia forum - i need to re-evaluate my life choices

just to clarify; i have no real beef with jeff but i will continue for as long as i am present on these forums, to pick at him unless he cries and admits that i'm heterosexual

as for his sh*stain sidekick- if his posts were consistently funny, i'd have had a better time. maybe the first few posts that i found funny i +10'd, but after that he became a real b*tch that took everything way too seriously and made me realise how much of a no lifer he really is

the rest of you, you're f*cking welcome for this thread


Anyway here is 4 paragraphs I feel the need to type because I embarrassed myself for 3 hours straight
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Ur as gay as they ;)
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Shamzy says

well yea you missed a good chance


darn, if i can't make a humorous retort to every conversation between my ex girlfriend and her friend(?) devante how will i ever continue to survive on this fair earth?
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anyway i'm actually done for the night; i was gonna initially say one or two comments and continue kicking a'ss at rocket league, but i used all that time to argue on a mafia forum - i need to re-evaluate my life choices

just to clarify; i have no real beef with jeff but i will continue for as long as i am present on these forums, to pick at him unless he cries and admits that i'm heterosexual

as for his sh*stain sidekick- if his posts were consistently funny, i'd have had a better time. maybe the first few posts that i found funny i +10'd, but after that he became a real b*tch that took everything way too seriously and made me realise how much of a no lifer he really is

the rest of you, you're f*cking welcome for this thread
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Shamzy says


Recidivism says

Can I be gay but the other man in my relationship is a petite woman and the wild sex is only with each other?


if only you weren't autistic


If only I didn't love bad girls doing bad things : )
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sims ily
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Ya i was an insufferable het now I'm just an insufferable gay but at least I like myself a lot more now
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i bet you all think i'm mad but the joke is on you, i'm also crying
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Recidivism says

Can I be gay but the other man in my relationship is a petite woman and the wild sex is only with each other?


no
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Jeff says

‪Shamzy before I came out on EM I used to say homophobic comments and attack gay members of the community in order to portray myself as heterosexual because I didn't want people to mistake my obvious flamboyance as homosexuality. Attacking me for my sexuality out of nowhere feels awfully familiar.‬


you were basically george takei before he came out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnfgyQF72Po
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Recidivism says

Can I be gay but the other man in my relationship is a petite woman and the wild sex is only with each other?


if only you weren't autistic
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well yea you missed a good chance
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Can I be gay but the other man in my relationship is a petite woman and the wild sex is only with each other?
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Shamzy says

jack you're an a'ss for not posting when devante+caroline were present


you sound mad that i wasn't home then
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jack you're an a'ss for not posting when devante+caroline were present
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y'all just gotta be gay. the sex is great and everyone is always horn'y
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jack says

oh of course the ol "pretend i'm mad so that everyone will make fun of me for being mad but then surprise them when i'm actually not mad and laugh at them for being so stupid" trick. works every time


except i never once pretended i was mad- i actually type in all caps if i say 'lol' in caps and find something funny
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Shamzy says

don't be mad. you get laid.


He did not block me. You lying little kpop listening b*tch