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Inside Sammmie Lobby

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Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

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Man I really don't like Shamzy. Is it so inconceivable to you that employed people go out at night?

Because that's what we all do
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Every time I do get laid, I become a better, stonger, and faster Forum Warrior.
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Works for me!
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Recidivism says


error says


Sims says

a better alternative being a permanent ban


that's not an alternative because there is no such thing as a permanent ban on this website


Ipconfigslashrelease


That doesn't work for most people.
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error says


Sims says

a better alternative being a permanent ban


that's not an alternative because there is no such thing as a permanent ban on this website


Ipconfigslashrelease
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Shamzy says

Yeah sorry my life doesnt revolve around the forums like sonseray. And yeah you can cover up your little victory cheer lmao but sadly it's exactly that


This guy did not go more than 5 hours without posting in this thread since it was made, just for the record
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Sims says

a better alternative being a permanent ban


that's not an alternative because there is no such thing as a permanent ban on this website
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For a guy with an alt called Winner you sure do lose a lot
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Shamzy says


Jeff says

I wish I could be as self-unaware as Shamzy so as to be able to walk away from this thread where he got shi't all over and still think I'm walking out a winner


I definitely didn't win. And if you think you or sonseray 'won' anything then you're also mistaken. No one wins. It's sad that you even said this. Just show show much you both need to get out more.


Ironically, I was out while you were posting this.

Also, I most certainly did win!
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transsexual isnt a mental illness sims... deal with it
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yeah this was said earlier- it's actually what's best
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a better alternative being a permanent ban
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mentally healthy people do not do the things that Petri does, maybe instead of pointing and laughing there is a better alternative
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CoryInConstantinople says

also no one in this thread is a winner because although u may have ganged up on shamzy jeff, ur still gay so ur not really that much of a winner irl
and shamzy youre a weak coward that cant just admit you dont like gays, just embrace it and free yourself


downvoted for jeffs part
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Cory in the house is my favourite anime
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Arcbell says

Good morning everyone


morning rob
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also no one in this thread is a winner because although u may have ganged up on shamzy jeff, ur still gay so ur not really that much of a winner irl
and shamzy youre a weak coward that cant just admit you dont like gays, just embrace it and free yourself
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Recidivism says

I haven't seen anyone humiliate themselves this much on these forums since TLC started bragging about how he fought his dad and we got all of those dad slayer families


i miss dadslayer
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Yeah sorry my life doesnt revolve around the forums like sonseray. And yeah you can cover up your little victory cheer lmao but sadly it's exactly that
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Good morning everyone
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Okay you're boring you don't even know what figure of speech means I'm just gonna go back to bed lol
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Shamzy says

And this thing where you copy everything I've said in caps is what a child would do when they know they've got nothing else left to say


That post was actually a throwback to the infamous "Are you triggered LOL" that Lana did but you weren't here for that
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There's nothing wrong with being gay, kids. Just don't be a gay like jeff.
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And this thing where you copy everything I've said in caps is what a child would do when they know they've got nothing else left to say