Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.
This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.
I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!
Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.
In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.
In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.
And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.
deletedover 6 years
Do you not remember the 4 users besides me who made posts about you crying?
deletedover 6 years
Do you not remember when you typed in all capital letters that you are not mad?
deletedover 6 years
The kpop kid who posts from 1-5AM on epicmafia about how he isn't gay is f.ucking funny. It's really funny. I can't stop laughing, oh my god
"This is hilarious for me shamzy". Lmfao don't act as if you haven't been emotional for the past 20 pages while I've sat back and laughed at your sh*t life.
deletedover 6 years
Every time you try to insult me on here, I literally burst out laughing in a joyous chorus I've not heard from myself since mid-February
I guess thanks for being such a silly clown, dude!
deletedover 6 years
This is literally hilarious for me Shamzy. You have no idea how much more amusing you are to me right now than almost everything else .
You are genuinely angry, as evidenced by your 10+ posts saying so, and I am laughing so much harder than I ever do
What I think is sad is how he had to clarify it so many times. And to answer your question, I don't use my phone while working. I work as a chef at an indonesian restaurant and its not very sanitary for me to use my phone all the time. All those cu* stains y'know
deletedover 6 years
Oh yeah, I'm definitely depressed as heck, but at least I can smugly know for an incontrovertible fact that I've never in my life not been partying, sleeping, or having sex during the hours Shamzy posts about how he's not a gay loser on epicmafia.com for four hours
I said it before and I'll remind you how much I pity you. You've stated multiple times that you get laid and have several females to cuddle with, and I thought that was the saddest thing. But then you come out with "I was posting for 4 hours straight while at work dummy!". I think I'm done with you completely. You're probably the most depressing loser to ever hit this site. And I pray you actually do something useful with your life.
deletedover 6 years
Shamzy you're the only person to post in this entire thread who hasn't plus karma'd a post sh*t talking you.
Oh wait, you've done that three times too.
deletedover 6 years
Biggest loser on this SITE?
Shamzy, posting here about how you aren't a gay loser from 1-5AM and typing literal paragraphs in response to a four word joke makes you a contender for biggest loser I've ever encountered, period.
Both you and Jeff have timezones that are 7/8 hours before mine. So you were posting at around 5/6pm to 9/10pm. That's your entire evening you loser. But please tell me more about how I'm the weird one. You can talk all the sh*t you want but the fact stands that you're a bigger loser than anybody on this site.
Lmfao if you're about to tell me the idea of someone posting on here at 1am is farfetched then you're legit r*tarded. Its worse that you were posting before that time.
deletedover 6 years
You know what you could have done from 1-5AM if you didn't want to sleep or party?
