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Inside Sammmie Lobby

over 7 years

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

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Although I will admit that I definitely check who it is when someone plus karmas my posts, I need to know who is on my good side
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The difference between you and me Shamzy is that you'll post for 35 pages trying to prove to epicmafia that you're not lame and I post whatever the heck I want whenever I feel like it
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Shamzy says

dude, wtf just shut up already


[Hook]
Cause what the do I gotta do to go and buy me a mansion (huh)
is this? ( is this)
I wasn't supposed to be broke for this long, god damn it ()
What a
I said my manager told me you gon' be rich ( you gon' be rich)
Yeah right, I need a mansion on the water, and a yacht for my momma, throwing party' while we're bumping Barry White
, I just want a mansion
(You can have this , man, you can have the whole thing)
(I don't want it, I don't want none of this)
I just want a mansion
(I'm up here, losing my damn mind, running up and down the streets for us)
over 7 years
dude, wtf just shut up already
deletedover 7 years
I feel like I have thoroughly walloped Shamzy to the point where responding to his insults is probably beating a dead horse but I would still like to use the attention this thread has wrought to post Joyner Lucas lyrics, thanks for your cooperation:

Tired of being broke, gotta get it all, plus a need drawers
Gotta hit the mall
Ain't no cameras in the stores so I bend the law
(i gotta bend the law)
Point me to the door (yeah)
I'm winning now
Yeah, I'm tryna get some head
, it's been a while
And don't be acting brand new cause your friends around
(cause your friends around)
I'm tryna hit the lotto, thirty million and deposit all
Cop a mansion with a safe and I hide it all
Just so I can feel like a rich got it all
This got it all, it's all paranoia, I got a call from my lawyer
I should've went to prison but the bars ain't for ya
And the game ain't the same so along came Joyner
Standing around like you don't get the picture
Let me paint it for you, I ain't playing with you
Awaiting for Illuminati just so I can get a break
Here's my soul, let me trade it to you
over 7 years
Oh ok he's braindead now so I don't have to talk him. Time to go suck as's at basketball see ya.
over 7 years
what?
over 7 years
Is Shamzy still shįt talking me LOL. Dude you can move on from an EM thread any time now.
over 7 years

error says

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help i cant find my contact lens


throwback

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-iUcZyEtZc
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And I'm scared to fall in love but I never will admit it
, I never could'a did it (never)
Point me to the door, I gotta leave
Real cocky to them hoes that say hi to me
Like I'm the best thing you heard
don't lie to me, don't you lie to me
I tried to play the lottery
Maybe I can hit the Powerball
Cop 50 fly cars, and then drive them all
Just so I can feel like a rich got it all(this got it all)
you ain't , and these broads ain't loyal
Hoes won't relate but these songs ain't for you
And the game ain't the same, so along came Joyner
Standing around like you don't get the ' picture
Let me paint it for you, I ain't playin' wich you
Waiting for the Illuminati just so I can get a check
Here's my soul let me trade it to you
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Recidivism says


error says

all of this is happening because jeff rejected shamzy's promposal




I liked your post because you were clearly looking for an excuse to post that image and I dig that


yo ur too good... dam haha. fuk.
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Konohamaru says


Recidivism says

But I get bored when I'm in and out the same ho
The same every night I'mma lay low
And I could care less if she keep her legs closed


how about if she had STD's




And as soon as you up, then I'm stuck with a baby
And I hope that you know you givin' me a bad reputation
All because you don't know how to relax and be patient
Now these trippin' they gettin' mad at me blatant
They call me a bunch of names, that's some bad defamation
And today I'm gettin' checked at the ' clinic
And if I got somethin' then I know who ' did it
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error says

all of this is happening because jeff rejected shamzy's promposal




I liked your post because you were clearly looking for an excuse to post that image and I dig that
over 7 years

Recidivism says

Okay, well I don't actually care how you feel but if you're back to be our clown again then great


shhh
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all of this is happening because jeff rejected shamzy's promposal

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Okay, well I don't actually care how you feel but if you're back to be our clown again then great
over 7 years

Shamzy says


Recidivism says


Shamzy says

Btw, when you mentioned earlier that everyone is ganging up on me, it's mainly because they know jeff is a sensitive gay and this site means a lot to him


Dude page 37 is literally all talking trash on you except for your posts talking trash on me and my posts quoting the song about thinking with your


Uh notice how I stopped posting on here earlier lmao i'm not fussed about it at all. Nobody who's judgement i care about posted anything about me


spoiler: that's everyone on this site ;)

but you seem to care a great deal since you carried on for a few pages without me, you fking loser

okay i'll be back later to read your posts while you're at "work"
over 7 years

Recidivism says


Shamzy says

Btw, when you mentioned earlier that everyone is ganging up on me, it's mainly because they know jeff is a sensitive gay and this site means a lot to him


Dude page 37 is literally all talking trash on you except for your posts talking trash on me and my posts quoting the song about thinking with your


Uh notice how I stopped posting on here earlier lmao i'm not fussed about it at all. Nobody who's judgement i care about posted anything about me
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Konohamaru says


Recidivism says

But I get bored when I'm in and out the same ho
The same every night I'mma lay low
And I could care less if she keep her legs closed


how about if she had STD's


I wear that condom G
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Shamzy says


caroline says


Shamzy says

I wanna say checkmate but this game isn't really that fun


we can play checkers??


i would but the next 2 hours are dedicated to sonseray and this thread


I actually have 3, do you have an extra to spare?
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Shamzy says

Btw, when you mentioned earlier that everyone is ganging up on me, it's mainly because they know jeff is a sensitive gay and this site means a lot to him


Dude page 37 is literally all talking trash on you except for your posts talking trash on me and my posts quoting the song about thinking with your
over 7 years

caroline says


Shamzy says

I wanna say checkmate but this game isn't really that fun


we can play checkers??


i would but the next 2 hours are dedicated to sonseray and this thread
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johnreid says

Ian's posts are the worst on here by far


f­uck you d­ickhead
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caroline says


Shamzy says

I wanna say checkmate but this game isn't really that fun


we can play checkers??


lets play checkers
over 7 years
Btw, when you mentioned earlier that everyone is ganging up on me, it's mainly because they know jeff is a sensitive gay and this site means a lot to him