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Inside Sammmie Lobby

over 6 years

Ladies and Gentlemansnakes, I, Arcbell, have been granted an unusual opportunity to take a look inside Sammie's secret den, the Sammmie lobby.

This rare admit-One was for the purpose of disproving my allegation that Sammie talks to herself within the closed doors of her lobby. What I found inside didn't exactly support her case.

I'm prepared to share with the rest of the website what I've found, an exclusive look at the inside of Sammmie lobby, the place we all get banned from at seemingly random times!

Inside the Sammmie lobby, we find 349 pages of games played entirely with and between her own alt accounts.

In the forums section, we have a number of interesting threads. Here is a thread Sammmie made for her various alts to post memorable Sammmie games between Sammmie alts, complete with bumps from other Sammmie alts, and a fully completed game of hurt and heal entirely between Sammmie alts. Wow.

In another thread, we have Sammmie complaining to her alts about lucid's happy hour feature. In private. Where no one else can see except her alts.

And for the grand finale, we have Sammie straight up having a conversation with herself on her own secret threads. The very thing she let me in to prove wasn't happening.

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Recidivism says

If you have a hard time believing someone else is having sex it's almost universally because you get none.

But I'm not about to argue with a Naruto character about women.


lmao im sorry i had to do it to ya

bruh you made my day, the part when you said i have alot of girls to cuddle with LOOL
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If you have a hard time believing someone else is having sex it's almost universally because you get none.

But I'm not about to argue with a Naruto character about women.
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im literally crying
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Recidivism says


Shamzy says


Recidivism says

At the very least you will always have an easy time bonding with females while you listen to kpop, synchronized V@gina tingles will do that.


i'll agree i have a lot of female friends that are also into kpop- they're also into this d*ck // again bro something you lack a lot of.


I am literally 1000% sure you have never had intercourse with a woman and also been hard.

For the record, I had a girl over last night, I'm just a shallow piece of sh*t


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lmao someone delete these comments, it is off topic
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I mean I know no one cares but it's actually insanely frustrating when sex is supposed to make you happy and it doesn't
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Konohamaru says


Recidivism says


Shamzy says


Recidivism says


Shamzy says


Recidivism says

I can see right through everyone, it's like a magic trick


No that's more to do with the fact that you analyse people in your life so much to the point that you want, again, a mafia community to analyse you and your struggles. I bet you scare away the females in your life with your obsessive compulsive ways


I think this was 2 attempted insults strung together poorly.

To be clear, I get laid. You'll have to try something different. Perhaps mention something about how I'm perfectly willing to use a girl unless she slits her wrists


I have a hard time believing someone who cries online about why he can't find someone to cuddle him and tell him everything is gonna be alright, gets laid.


Oh I do, and I definitely have multiple girls to cuddle and whom will soothe me.
The real thing I don't like about myself, my dear flaming homosexual friend, is how willing I am to use them.




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Recidivism says


Shamzy says


Recidivism says


Shamzy says


Recidivism says

I can see right through everyone, it's like a magic trick


No that's more to do with the fact that you analyse people in your life so much to the point that you want, again, a mafia community to analyse you and your struggles. I bet you scare away the females in your life with your obsessive compulsive ways


I think this was 2 attempted insults strung together poorly.

To be clear, I get laid. You'll have to try something different. Perhaps mention something about how I'm perfectly willing to use a girl unless she slits her wrists


I have a hard time believing someone who cries online about why he can't find someone to cuddle him and tell him everything is gonna be alright, gets laid.


Oh I do, and I definitely have multiple girls to cuddle and whom will soothe me.
The real thing I don't like about myself, my dear flaming homosexual friend, is how willing I am to use them.


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over 6 years
No I know :) I still like you(:
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If you think I'm a nice guy because I haven't gone out of my way to be a d*ck for a while you are forgetting a whole lot of epicmafia.com lore
over 6 years
Your posts got a bit cancerous last night Sons when you started making character attacks. Glad you're back to pointing out how not mad he wasn't at being mad about being mad about not not being mad but not mad but yes not mad mad but not gay 100%.
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IT IS COMPLETELY NORMAL TO SPEND 1-5AM POSTING ABOUT HOW I AM NOT GAY, LOSER
over 6 years
To top off my near-quintuple post I will point out that Shamzy is saying Sons and I wasted our evenings here because he can't recall me saying I was passenger on a 13 hour car ride and Sons was working during those hours from home. That is all.
over 6 years

Shamzy says

"This is hilarious for me shamzy". Lmfao don't act as if you haven't been emotional for the past 20 pages while I've sat back and laughed at your sh*t life.


I AM NOT GAY. I AM LAUGHING. I AM NOT GAY NOR MAD.
over 6 years

Shamzy says

What I think is sad is how he had to clarify it so many times.


I bet he wouldn't have to clarify it so much if you didn't keep forgetting what he said multiple times lol
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I'm upset that he's cancelling the show just because I'm a fan
over 6 years
Imagine spending 5 hours you should be sleeping calling an out gay person gay lol
over 6 years
I like boys
over 6 years
im officially upvoting forrest's post
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You can't quit now, you've invested your heart and soul into this
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Please keep posting Shamzy. You are so close to making me cry. Don't stop now.
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im officially downvoting johnreid's post
over 6 years
Ian's posts are the worst on here by far
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jack says

i just want to let everyone know that i am currently not mad, and i am in fact laughing at all the haters who are much madder than i am. i'm especially not mad at that fellow sonseray who i called a bad word. now if you'll excuse me i am going to wear my sunglasses inside so nobody can see that i've been crying


I hate to burst your bubble dude, but EVERYONE who has posted here has laughed at you, not just me
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I can quote all 4 for you if you'd like. Whatever keeps my show on the air